☠️
27
Days survived
29
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
24
🗺️ Km traveled
6
👑 Decisions
5
🩺 Rescues
25
🍳 Meals cooked
2
🪤 Traps built
16
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Sean Combs, Chris Paul, Donald Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, Stephen Hawking, Michael Jordan, and LeBron James found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Sean Combs screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Donald Trump pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Jeffrey Epstein ran to the pharmacy aisle. Stephen Hawking emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Michael Jordan cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Chris Paul found the stairs to the roof. LeBron James was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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Day 1: A survivor is having a panic attack and wants to leave the camp. Donald Trump must reason with them.
+4
1
🎒
Jeffrey Epstein discovers they can moonwalk faster than normal sprinting. Michael Jackson would be proud.
+3
1
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LeBron James rewrites the apocalypse script in real time
0
1
🎂
LeBron James (42 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
1
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Poetic Death: Michael Jordan runs faster than everyone else. Except this time, because they went back for the one who fell.
1
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Michael Jordan
has died
1
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📍 Madison Square Garden. Concert posters peel. Donald Trump: "Knicks weren't the only ones dying here."
0
2
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Donald Trump negotiates with zombies to work for free as extras
-2
3
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Chris Paul fires giant javelins with the ballista and impales an entire line of zombies. Skewer! Ten in one shot!
+8
4
🎂
Chris Paul (41 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
5
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Day 5: Zombies are digging a tunnel under the camp. Donald Trump must organize the underground counter-offensive.
+9
6
💀
Poetic death - Stephen Hawking dies while reciting their PhD thesis on zombie anthropology
6
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Stephen Hawking
has died
10
🌍
Day 10: LeBron James repairs an abandoned dirt bike. Mobility means survival.
+9
10
🎒
Jeffrey Epstein mounts their broomstick and charges the zombies screaming 'Expelliarmus!'
+3
10
⚡
Chris Paul threw a can at a zombie 20 meters away. Nothing but net. Zombie went down. The camp gave a standing ovation.
-1
11
💀
LeBron James explains why splitting up is a TERRIBLE idea
11
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LeBron James
has died
12
🌍
Day 12: Suspicious noises are coming from the basement. Sean Combs is sent to check. Obviously.
+3
13
⚡
Donald Trump miraculously finds resources in the survival budget
-2
14
🎒
Sean Combs tries to cut a zombie with their pizza cutter. Like tickling a wall.
-3
15
💀
Donald Trump recruits talented survivors for their next post-apocalyptic film
15
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Donald Trump
has died
17
🌍
Day 17: Sean Combs finds a stock of medicines in an overturned delivery truck. The rolling pharmacy.
+11
17
🎒
Sean Combs sticks melted marshmallows to shoe soles to muffle footsteps. Silent innovation.
+4
17
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein tries to negotiate peace with zombies by offering them donations
+2
18
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Chris Paul drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Chris Paul doesn't.
18
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Chris Paul
has died
20
🌍
Day 20: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Jeffrey Epstein must treat everyone with limited resources.
+8
21
🎒
Jeffrey Epstein puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
21
⚡
Sean Combs uses their microphone as a stylish blunt weapon
+3
24
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Jeffrey Epstein launches a 'Zombies Without Borders' foundation to cure the undead
24
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
25
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Day 25: It's so cold that zombies have frost on their faces. One has an icicle hanging from its nose. Sean Combs hesitates between laughing and fleeing.
+3
25
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Sean Combs discovers the cart wheel spins in every direction except the right one. Classic.
-3
26
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Day 26: The camp's water is contaminated. Sean Combs must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
-17
26
⚡
Sean Combs raps so hard that zombies freeze in admiration
+3
26
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Sean Combs motivates survivors with an epic rap battle
+3
27
💀
Sean Combs distracts zombies by rapping their life story
27
💀
Sean Combs
has died
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