☠️
49
Days survived
68
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
46
🗺️ Km traveled
6
👑 Decisions
9
🩺 Rescues
46
🍳 Meals cooked
4
🪤 Traps built
26
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
34 events
1
📖
Day 1: When the horde swept in, Bryce Young, Simone Biles, Cardi B, Derek Shepherd, Bobby Flay, Miles Morales, and Pat Tillman found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Bryce Young screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Cardi B pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Derek Shepherd ran to the pharmacy aisle. Bobby Flay emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Miles Morales cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Simone Biles found the stairs to the roof. Pat Tillman was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
🌍
Day 1: A survivor is having a panic attack and wants to leave the camp. Derek Shepherd must reason with them.
+4
1
🎒
Simone Biles explodes a zombie's jaw with a devastating uppercut using brass knuckles.
+6
1
⚡
Cardi B recreates the grocery store scene from 'I Am Legend' in an empty supermarket. Zero audience, but the performance is flawless.
-2
1
🎂
Simone Biles is 29 years old, a good balance between experience and physical fitness.
+6
1
💀
Pat Tillman tries to open all the blades of their Swiss Army knife at once and turns into a pincushion.
1
💀
Pat Tillman
has died
1
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Bryce Young: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
2
🌍
Day 2: Cardi B discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
6
🎒
Derek Shepherd weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
6
⚡
Bobby Flay transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
7
🎂
Bryce Young (25 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
8
💀
Cardi B dies mid-dramatic monologue facing the zombies. The speech was beautiful. The audience, unappreciative.
8
💀
Cardi B
has died
10
🌍
Day 10: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Derek Shepherd must improvise.
-22
16
🎒
Miles Morales tries to cut a padlock with his crowbar but it's too rusty.
-3
17
⚡
Derek Shepherd uses scalpel as surgical precision weapon
+4
20
💀
Miles Morales climbs an apple tree to pick fruit and the branch gives way. Twenty meters of free fall.
20
💀
Miles Morales
has died
21
🎒
Simone Biles puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
23
⚡
Derek Shepherd performs express lobotomy on a zombie (spoiler: changes nothing)
+4
24
🌍
Day 24: Simone Biles recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
26
💀
Simone Biles dies falling from a roof during an escape routine. Body does one final half-turn mid-air. Perfect rotation. Fatal dismount.
26
💀
Simone Biles
has died
29
🎒
Bryce Young throws his boomerang and patiently waits for it to return. A zombie waits too.
+2
30
🌍
Day 30: Bryce Young tries to fix the radio and turns it into a luxury paperweight.
-4
30
⚡
Bobby Flay attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
33
💀
Bryce Young dies charging a horde too large, overwhelmed by numbers. The quarterback falls on the field. No timeout. No substitute.
33
💀
Bryce Young
has died
34
🎒
Bobby Flay paddles silently in a canoe on the river. Zombies can't swim. Peace and tranquility.
+6
42
⚡
Derek Shepherd attempts brain transplant between two survivors
+4
43
🌍
Day 43: Wind blows at 120 km/h. Debris flies everywhere. Bobby Flay must reinforce the barricades before they blow away.
-10
44
💀
Derek Shepherd takes the scooter handlebar to the stomach after a failed jump. Fatal perforation.
44
💀
Derek Shepherd
has died
45
🌍
Day 45: Bobby Flay discovers an intact wine cellar in an abandoned house. Camp morale skyrockets.
+8
46
🎒
Bobby Flay recites an incantation while brandishing their sacrificial dagger. No effect. The zombies don't care.
-3
46
📌
📍 The subway tunnels echo with groans. Bobby Flay: "Still smells better than rush hour."
0
47
⚡
Bobby Flay seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
48
🌍
Day 48: Bobby Flay snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
48
🎒
Bobby Flay's hen escapes while clucking so loudly that the whole neighborhood knows where the group is hiding.
-5
49
💀
Bobby Flay dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
49
💀
Bobby Flay
has died
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