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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Phoenix No-Defense | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 14 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | My Team | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Good evening everyone and fasten your seatbelts because tonight we are not doing this gently. The arena is already sweating, the DJ cranked the volume so high the hardwood is vibrating, and there's a guy in the third row who painted his chest in the team colors even though it's freezing outside. That's devotion. That's basketball madness. And the franchise rolling in tonight deserves every decibel of this insane atmosphere. They've been through the hell of winless stretches and the ecstasy of Finals appearances, and honestly, nobody ever knows what they're going to pull off. That's what makes this sport so damn beautiful. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got LeBron James on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 206 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. The scary thing is that the more pressure rises, the more he rises with it. Fourth quarter, down by three, the opposing coach screaming, the crowd roaring... And he just shrugs, takes the ball, and nails a step-back three over three defenders draped all over him like it's a Tuesday morning shootaround drill. This is the kind of player you don't just build a team around, you build an era around him. And tonight, that era begins. Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: Beerus. Profession? Amateur. Yeah. The coach saw him on TV, called his agent (who didn't exist), and offered him a ten-day contract "to see." The guy showed up with bare hands, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At his first practice, he attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But he's got heart, the man, and apparently the precision he puts into the game could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn. The budget is simple: it's not a budget anymore, it's a manifesto. The owner said "I don't give a damn about consequences" and he proved it. We're in financial territory that even Adam Silver didn't anticipate when he wrote the rules. Every extra dollar spent costs five dollars in tax, and guess what, they spend WAY too many extra dollars. The roster is an infernal machine, the bench is a thing of beauty, but the price is zero future. No picks, no possible trades, no plan B. It's the championship or a wall at 200 miles per hour. There is no middle ground.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
82-126 (L)
LeBron James takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Beerus, this smooth operator, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
LeBron James dunks into a trap! Ego the size of Texas when reading the defense!
LeBron James, this beanpole, fouls unnecessarily driving to the hoop! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
LeBron James rises up away from the huddle! This household name in a dark place mentally!
Off to the locker room. LeBron James has already drained two water bottles. Exclusive info: LeBron James is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
LeBron James shoots but the shot rims out! Lack of consistency rears its ugly head!
LeBron James is gassed! This generational talent bent over at half court! Defense that's basically a suggestion catching up!
LeBron James charges right into the defender! Turnover! Tendency to force bad shots when controlling pace!
LeBron James, this towering presence, throws the hands up! Exasperated under the basket!
Beerus walks off in silence. This dude putting the league on notice gave it all but it wasn't enough.
LeBron James bites his lip, fists clenched. LeBron James shakes his head slowly, in disbelief. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
104-106 (L)
LeBron James, this oversized freak, sets the tone immediately! An off-the-charts basketball IQ from the jump!
Beerus with unreal swagger finds the angle for a finger roll!
Beerus gets posted up and scored on! This well-respected player overpowered!
LeBron James fires a tear drop from way beyond the arc but can't connect! Occasional mental lapses showing!
Beerus sparks the comeback! A layup facing the rim! This league veteran leads the charge!
Time to breathe. LeBron James has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. Small detail: LeBron James whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
Beerus throws it away with the game on the line! Lack of consistency!
This up-and-coming baller Beerus shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
The stadium knows it! LeBron James is special! This first-ballot legend writing legacy!
Beerus fades away into a dead end! Occasional mental lapses in late-game situations!
This hall-of-fame lock LeBron James leaves the temple of basketball with head held high. Fought to the end.
LeBron James walks head down toward the tunnel. LeBron James drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
93-122 (L)
LeBron James opens with a devastating dunk! This hall-of-fame lock making an early statement!
Beerus, this smooth operator, can't finish from downtown! That one stings!
This franchise cornerstone LeBron James loses concentration and the Spalding with it!
This household name LeBron James can't recover! Scored on from downtown! Sometimes predictable game!
LeBron James converts facing the rim! An off-balance shot with trademark next-level basketball IQ!
Break! LeBron James takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. They say LeBron James eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.
LeBron James, this generational talent, with the frustrated foul! Limited stamina in tough moments!
LeBron James pulls up but it's well off! Lack of consistency under fatigue!
This franchise cornerstone LeBron James recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
LeBron James, this absolute legend, with the tired turnover! Legs and mind fatigued!
Beerus drives past the media. This league veteran not in the mood to talk.
LeBron James hurls his water bottle at the wall. Beerus flinches but doesn't react. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
101-109 (L)
LeBron James, this oversized freak, takes the court! The immense pressure is electric!
Beerus can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this name that's buzzing!
Beerus dishes the Wilson right to the defense! Costly mistake by this name that's buzzing!
Beerus loses the screen battle! Sometimes predictable game around the picks!
This next-level player Beerus punishes the defense with a two-handed slam under the basket!
Halftime! LeBron James is limping slightly heading off the court. True story: LeBron James walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Philadelphia Injury-Report. Awkward. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
LeBron James, this colossus, sits down hard on the bench! Limited stamina written all over his face!
LeBron James, this all-time great, fumbles the finish along the baseline! Back to the drawing board!
This household name LeBron James calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
LeBron James is visibly tired! This undisputed superstar needs a timeout badly!
This undisputed superstar LeBron James congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this undisputed superstar.
Beerus shakes Beerus's hand in silence. Not a word. Just a look that says it all. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
101-114 (L)
And we're underway! LeBron James touches the Spalding first! This all-time great looks eager!
LeBron James forces a buzzer beater in the paint! This living legend trying too hard!
LeBron James, this beanpole, fumbles the entry pass in the paint!
Beerus gets caught flat-footed! This dude putting the league on notice beaten to the spot!
Beerus, this solid pro, operates back to the basket with a reverse layup! Clinic!
Halftime. LeBron James glances at his phone for two seconds and puts it back. Word is LeBron James sleeps with his basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
LeBron James mouths off and picks up a T! Shaky emotions under pressure taking over!
This absolute legend LeBron James misses the mark! A bank shot goes begging off the pick and roll!
This next-level player Beerus adjusts the angle mid-drive! An unmatched feel for the game body control!
LeBron James, this all-time great, sucking wind after that sprint! The contest of battle!
Beerus steps back to the tunnel in disappointment. This seasoned vet will learn from this.
Beerus punches his locker when he gets to the locker room. LeBron James slides down the wall to the floor. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than LeBron James. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
110-96 (W)
Tip-off! LeBron James gets us started! Let's go!
LeBron James, this potential GOAT, drops a layup on the low block! Pure artistry!
Beerus with the full-court pressure! This solid pro making them uncomfortable!
LeBron James with the transition assist! This undisputed superstar pushing the pace with silky smooth technique!
Beerus makes the hockey pass! An unmatched feel for the game finding the extra pass!
Halftime. LeBron James is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. They say LeBron James has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
LeBron James fades away the leather with flair and hits a pull-up jumper! Sensational!
LeBron James, this big fella, gets the standing ovation! A hostile crowd!
Beerus goes to work the leather with patience! This up-and-coming baller trusting the system!
Beerus, this league veteran, has the crowd in the palm of the hand! Immense pressure!
Beerus takes off to the crowd! A hug with the coach! This solid pro gave everything!
LeBron James and Beerus form a tunnel for Beerus to crawl through. Too tall. Gets stuck. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
80-111 (L)
This first-ballot legend LeBron James gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
This once-in-a-lifetime player LeBron James whiffs on a reverse layup! The crowd groans!
LeBron James, this oversized freak, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted from the left corner!
LeBron James overcommits and gets beat! Heavy feet when reading the play!
This up-and-coming baller Beerus hangs the head after the miss! Deflated on the low block!
The locker room. LeBron James sprawls out full-length on the bench. Did you know? LeBron James launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
A layup attempt by Beerus falls short! Heavy feet in the legs!
Beerus, this smooth operator, looks exhausted from downtown! The legs are gone!
This hall-of-fame lock LeBron James gets pickpocketed from the right corner! Sloppy handling!
Beerus, this solid pro, barks at the teammate! Sometimes predictable game taking over!
Beerus, this next-level player, takes the loss hard. Tendency to rush at the wrong moments.
LeBron James bites his lip, fists clenched. Beerus shakes his head slowly, in disbelief. During the game, I counted how many times I said 'incredible.' Seventeen. A personal record. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
98-123 (L)
Game time! Beerus and this player on the come-up ready to put on a show at the palace of hoops!
LeBron James misses the open look! This franchise cornerstone can't believe it! Occasional mental lapses!
LeBron James throws it away! Lack of consistency under pressure in transition!
Beerus, this tweener, lets the shooter get free under the basket! Costly lapse!
A buzzer beater from Beerus! Another dagger! This hooper's hooper closing the door!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! LeBron James walks head down toward the tunnel. Anecdote: LeBron James once wore his jersey inside out for the entire first quarter. Nobody dared say anything. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.
This absolute legend LeBron James gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
A floater from LeBron James sails wide! This living legend needs to regroup!
Beerus dribbles into the right spacing! Nerves of steel and elite court awareness!
This all-time great LeBron James is a warrior but the body says no! The four quarters of war!
This once-in-a-lifetime player LeBron James shakes hands and moves on. In the end, tendency to rush proved costly.
LeBron James presses his forehead against the tunnel glass. LeBron James walks right past without noticing. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
108-105 (W)
The game begins and LeBron James is ready! You can see next-level basketball IQ written all over his face!
Beerus with the help-side flawless defensive rotation! This guy with a proven track record always in position!
LeBron James clanks another one off the rim! This certified GOAT candidate needs to find rhythm!
LeBron James scores with an off-the-charts basketball IQ. A thunderous slam in transition! Too smooth!
Beerus, this versatile guy, exploits the mismatch facing the rim! Smart play!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, LeBron James picks up the pace. Fun fact: LeBron James tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
LeBron James delivers in the clutch! A hook shot from the right corner! This first-ballot legend is ice cold!
This living legend LeBron James forces the air ball with pressure! Suffocating!
Beerus dishes to an eruption! Palpable tension! What a moment!
LeBron James, this absolute unit, with the clutch finger roll! The building erupts!
Beerus shoots the trophy! This league veteran adds to the collection! A salute to the fans!
Beerus moonwalks across the hardwood. LeBron James attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. That's a wrap! And now, 'The Price Is Right: Why Nobody Answers the Phone Anymore.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
92-123 (L)
Beerus, this solid pro, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
LeBron James, this 7-footer, gets the look but can't convert at the top of the key!
LeBron James throws it into the stands! What was that from this living legend!
LeBron James falls asleep on the weak side! Tendency to rush exposed!
Beerus fades away and it's a bucket! This player making noise proving the doubters wrong!
Intermission. LeBron James dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Anecdote: LeBron James tried to impress the Denver Horse-Track players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
LeBron James slams the ball in frustration! Hot head on full display!
LeBron James forces a bad off-balance shot! This guy with rings on every finger needs to trust teammates!
Beerus launches to the weak side! This legit talent exploiting the rotation!
LeBron James, this tower, is drenched in sweat! Emptying the tank!
LeBron James reflects on what could have been. Tendency to rush the difference tonight.
LeBron James snaps at the bench on his way out. Beerus says nothing, but his look says everything. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
90-112 (L)
Beerus launches into position! This up-and-coming baller not wasting any time!
LeBron James takes a tough buzzer-beater and it doesn't go! Limited stamina in shot selection!
LeBron James, this oversized freak, steps out of bounds with the Wilson! Mental lapse!
LeBron James reacts too late to rotate! Ego the size of Texas on the help side!
Beerus with the highlight-reel scoop layup! This player making noise owning the moment!
Back to the locker room. Beerus punches his locker. Did you know? Beerus once signed an autograph for a referee. During the game. Mid free-throw. Back in action! The coach got the message across.
LeBron James, this oversized freak, shows negative body language! Sometimes predictable game creeping in!
LeBron James, this oversized freak, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this basketball god!
This absolute legend LeBron James sets the back screen! Natural-born leadership off-ball contribution!
Beerus drives but the legs won't cooperate! Sometimes predictable game catching up!
Beerus had the chances but couldn't convert. This league veteran left wanting.
LeBron James scratches the back of his neck nervously. Beerus has the look of someone who has seen things. I learned that LeBron James's father was a volunteer firefighter. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
92-104 (L)
This respected competitor Beerus opens the scoring! A finger roll! Early advantage!
Beerus, this next-level player, pulls the trigger under the basket but no luck!
LeBron James with the errant pass! This basketball god needs to settle down!
This solid pro Beerus caught ball-watching! Backdoor cut for an easy score!
This once-in-a-lifetime player LeBron James goes to work facing the rim! A deep three drops beautifully!
Heading in. Beerus's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Small detail: Beerus wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Back to hostilities. Faces have changed in the locker room.
Beerus rises up and kicks the stanchion! This guy with a proven track record losing composure!
LeBron James, this tower, gets the separation but can't finish! Tendency to force bad shots!
Beerus sets the screen at the perfect angle! This up-and-coming baller cerebral play!
This all-time great LeBron James signals to the bench! Needs a blow! Hot head!
LeBron James, this basketball god, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Beerus's gaze is cold, distant. LeBron James's gaze is hot, angry. Tonight I had a revelation: LeBron James runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
74-118 (L)
This certified GOAT candidate LeBron James comes out firing! A buzzer-beater in the first minute!
This hooper's hooper Beerus muscles up a double-clutch layup but can't get it to fall!
This next-level player Beerus dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Beerus gets screened out of the play! This player making noise lost in traffic!
LeBron James drops the head after another miss! Lack of consistency sapping the confidence!
Halftime! LeBron James is limping slightly heading off the court. Did you know LeBron James plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
LeBron James, this big fella, wastes a golden chance with a wild two-handed slam!
Beerus, this smooth operator, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
Beerus with a wild pass that sails out! This seasoned vet giving it away!
LeBron James, this giant, waves off the play call! Occasional mental lapses hurting the team!
LeBron James, this tree of a man, hangs the head. Tough loss despite insane court vision effort.
LeBron James's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. LeBron James breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
91-111 (L)
LeBron James pulls up onto the floor! The crowd roars for this guy with rings on every finger!
This global icon LeBron James misfires again! Heavy feet could cost the team!
LeBron James, this titan, gets stripped back to the basket! Injury-prone body exposed!
This global icon LeBron James misjudges the passing lane! Easy assist through!
This global icon LeBron James with a picture-perfect fadeaway jumper! The crowd goes wild!
Back to the locker room. Beerus punches his locker. Little scoop: Beerus logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
LeBron James mutters to himself walking back! This absolute legend fighting inner demons!
This generational talent LeBron James with a rare miss back to the basket! Even the best stumble!
Beerus dunks the ball out of the trap! Next-level basketball IQ under pressure!
LeBron James attacks a step slower than usual! Occasional mental lapses in the tank!
LeBron James, this beanpole, trudges off the hardwood. Lessons to take from this one.
Beerus's gaze is cold, distant. LeBron James's gaze is hot, angry. I learned tonight that Beerus used to be a volunteer firefighter. That explains the unique running style. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
82-119 (L)
LeBron James, this hall-of-fame lock, draws first blood! A pull-up jumper to start!
Beerus with a wild attempt! This up-and-coming baller not finding the range tonight!
LeBron James rises up into a dead end at the buzzer! Turnover! Tendency to rush!
LeBron James, this tree of a man, gets exploited in the switch! Limited stamina exposed in the mismatch!
LeBron James, this guy with rings on every finger, refuses to high-five! Hot head hurting the chemistry!
Coach calls everyone back. Beerus drags his feet toward the tunnel. Did you know? Beerus launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
LeBron James misfires at half court! This franchise cornerstone searching for answers!
LeBron James is cramping up! This first-ballot legend trying to shake it off! Tendency to force bad shots!
LeBron James with the backcourt violation! This potential GOAT under too much pressure!
This first-ballot legend LeBron James throws an elbow in frustration! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
LeBron James sits alone on the bench. This undisputed superstar processing the defeat.
LeBron James taps the tunnel wall as if trying to pass through it. LeBron James walks through the door without pushing it. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
My Team finishes #16 (2W-13L). Better luck next season! MVP: LeBron James.
Season Journal
Good evening everyone and fasten your seatbelts because tonight we are not doing this gently. The arena is already sweating, the DJ cranked the volume so high the hardwood is vibrating, and there's a guy in the third row who painted his chest in the team colors even though it's freezing outside. That's devotion. That's basketball madness. And the franchise rolling in tonight deserves every decibel of this insane atmosphere. They've been through the hell of winless stretches and the ecstasy of Finals appearances, and honestly, nobody ever knows what they're going to pull off. That's what makes this sport so damn beautiful. The team with no name, baby!
Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got LeBron James on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 206 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them.
The scary thing is that the more pressure rises, the more he rises with it. Fourth quarter, down by three, the opposing coach screaming, the crowd roaring... And he just shrugs, takes the ball, and nails a step-back three over three defenders draped all over him like it's a Tuesday morning shootaround drill. This is the kind of player you don't just build a team around, you build an era around him. And tonight, that era begins.
Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: Beerus. Profession? Amateur. Yeah. The coach saw him on TV, called his agent (who didn't exist), and offered him a ten-day contract "to see." The guy showed up with bare hands, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At his first practice, he attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But he's got heart, the man, and apparently the precision he puts into the game could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn.
The budget is simple: it's not a budget anymore, it's a manifesto. The owner said "I don't give a damn about consequences" and he proved it. We're in financial territory that even Adam Silver didn't anticipate when he wrote the rules. Every extra dollar spent costs five dollars in tax, and guess what, they spend WAY too many extra dollars. The roster is an infernal machine, the bench is a thing of beauty, but the price is zero future. No picks, no possible trades, no plan B. It's the championship or a wall at 200 miles per hour. There is no middle ground.
My Team finishes #16 (2W-13L). Better luck next season! MVP: LeBron James.
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