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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | tungs | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 6 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | New York Over-Timers | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Phoenix No-Defense | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pre-season
Alright, sit your ass down for two minutes because tonight we're not messing around, we're diving headfirst into a sold-out arena that smells like rubber and sweat, with 20,000 fans ready to lose their damn voices. We're about to relive the saga of a franchise that's seen it all: the glory years when they bulldozed the league, the dark ages when nothing went in, and the Draft-night strokes of genius that brought them back to the summit. This ain't just basketball, this is American legend carried by physical freaks who aren't here to play nice, they're here to carve their names into NBA history with psycho stat lines and rim-rattling dunks that shake the whole damn building. Ladies and gentlemen... Tungs! The real reason this building is at capacity? It's him. LeBron James. The man. The beast. Standing at 206 cm, and not an ounce of fat, all lean muscle and raw talent. This dude was put on Earth to play basketball, there's no other explanation. Watch him move on the court and it's like watching a predator in the savanna: every movement is calculated, every step is perfect, and when he decides to strike, it's already too late for the defender. Nature built a monster, and we're lucky enough to watch him play tonight. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The chef's surprise of the evening is Wally West. A superhero by profession. No, it's not a joke, it's an actual coaching staff decision. The GM nearly had a heart attack when he saw the signing, but the coach said: "Trust me, this guy can handle the game with surgical precision, imagine what he can do with a basketball." Spoiler: so far, not much. The man spent his first week confusing the free throw line with the sideline, and asked three times if tackling was allowed. But he's got a heart size of a watermelon, he runs around like an overexcited golden retriever, and damn it, the crowd absolutely loves him. The budget is fine, nothing more. This is the team that shops with a list and puts back the name-brand cereal for the store brand. They've got a serviceable roster, a guy or two who can drop 20 on a good night, but beyond that, it's filler. The coach works with what he's got, which ain't much, but he makes it work. This is the team that can beat anyone on a Tuesday night and get demolished on Friday. The textbook definition of "depends on the night."
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
100-101 (L)
This diamond in the rough Homelander means business! Fast start in the paint!
The Homelander, this smooth operator, uses every inch to deliver a sky hook!
The Homelander overcommits and gets beat! Injury-prone body when reading the play!
Stephen Curry, this jersey-selling name, sends the rock wide! The touch is off tonight!
Wally West, this versatile guy, with the crucial brilliant anticipation! Comeback building!
Back to the locker room. Wally West's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. Little scoop: Wally West tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
The Homelander sends the free throw long! Overcooked it, the superhero touch is off tonight!
The Homelander, this solid build, sits down hard on the bench! Tendency to force bad shots written all over his face!
From their bare hands shifts to the contest on the hardwood,The Homelander does it all!
Stephen Curry throws it away with the game on the line! Occasional mental lapses!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this franchise guy wanted.
LeBron James refuses the coach's embrace. Stephen Curry accepts it but his body is stiff. Did you know that Stephen Curry practices superhero on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
120-97 (W)
Wally West gets the starting nod! A superhero starting with their bare hands confidence!
Jesus Christ with the reverse layup! Creative as a messiah with the game!
LeBron James a defensive rebound with authority! This tower protecting the paint!
The Homelander racks up another assist! Dishing like a superhero who knows where everything goes!
Jesus Christ dunks with purpose every possession! This absolute legend chess master!
The players file out. Stephen Curry exchanges a tense look with the coach. Anecdote: Stephen Curry lost a bet and had to wear the center's shoes during warm-ups. Size 16. We're back! The players look fired up.
Jesus Christ with the crafty buzzer beater! Iron discipline on display!
Stephen Curry, this top-tier talent, feeds off every decibel! A boiling cauldron is fuel!
The Homelander, this who-is-this-guy player, rotates on defense! Insane court vision team commitment!
The story of Jesus Christ: a messiah by morning, a baller by night. The game would be proud!
Stephen Curry tosses the leather in the air! A salute to the fans! This max-contract guy mission accomplished!
Stephen Curry and The Homelander pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. Thanks for watching. Coming up: '48 Hours: The Secret Life of Roundabouts.' Essential viewing.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
119-73 (W)
Tip-off! LeBron James gets us started! Let's go!
Wally West converts facing the rim! A superhero converting the game into gold!
Stephen Curry threads the needle! Beautiful assist along the baseline! Unreal court vision!
A fadeaway jumper by LeBron James in transition! Silky smooth technique in every fiber!
Wally West reads the play perfectly! That superhero brain working overtime!
Intermission. Stephen Curry dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Fun fact: Stephen Curry was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
Wally West goes to work the leather with flair and hits a buzzer beater! Sensational!
This all-time great LeBron James finishes with a statement game! Silky smooth technique throughout!
LeBron James high-fives nobody! This franchise cornerstone left hanging at the buzzer! Brutal!
LeBron James attacks and moonwalks back! A fist pump toward the bench! It's showtime, baby!
That's the game! Jesus Christ finishes with a monster performance! This franchise cornerstone victorious!
Jesus Christ and Wally West chest bump so hard they each fly back three meters. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
120-74 (W)
Jesus Christ takes the court to a hostile crowd! The messiah with their bare hands is here!
The Homelander finishes with style! Years of competing the game built those hands!
This living legend Jesus Christ with the one-handed bullet pass! Right on the money!
Stephen Curry launches the damn ball with scary good handles. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
This potential GOAT LeBron James with the screen navigation! Gets through and contests!
Back in the locker room, The Homelander sits down and stares at the ceiling. Fun fact: The Homelander tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Stephen Curry dribbles past the defense for a thunderous slam! Size advantage from this this do-it-all player!
The rout is on! Jesus Christ's their bare hands dismantled the opposition like the game!
LeBron James explodes and the shoe flies off! This guy with rings on every finger playing barefoot briefly!
Wally West with the finger to the lips to hush the crowd after the and-one! This unknown gem is fired up!
Wally West, this do-it-all player, celebrates the win! A primal scream! What a game!
LeBron James and Jesus Christ chest bump so hard they each fly back three meters. I learned backstage that Jesus Christ also does superhero on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
113-89 (W)
Jesus Christ huddles with the team! Huddling up, the messiah strategizes!
This surprise package The Homelander converts from mid-range! A reverse layup right on cue!
This franchise cornerstone Jesus Christ comes up with a massive steal! Transition time!
LeBron James with the hockey assist! That extra pass, beautiful basketball!
This max-contract guy Stephen Curry switches defensive assignments on the fly! Night-in night-out consistency!
Break! Stephen Curry rips his shoes off the second he reaches the locker room. Word is Stephen Curry sleeps with his basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
Jesus Christ, this hall-of-fame lock, sinks a thunderous slam with surgical precision off the pick and roll!
Standing room only! A hostile crowd as LeBron James takes over under the basket!
Wally West sacrifices the body taking the charge! This unknown gem ultimate teammate!
The Homelander, this unknown gem, has the crowd in the palm of the hand! A cathedral silence!
This potential breakout star The Homelander seals the deal! Victory with eyes in the back of the head!
Wally West makes the phone sign toward the opposing bench. Stephen Curry makes the 'call us' gesture. I learned tonight that Wally West used to be a superhero. That explains the unique running style. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
125-94 (W)
Stephen Curry fires away with energy from the opening whistle! This max-contract guy locked in!
LeBron James, this long boy, with a silky buzzer beater from way beyond the arc! Smooth operator!
Jesus Christ disrupts the play! Maximum disruption, the messiah is wreaking havoc!
Stephen Curry, this versatile guy, finds the trailer! A buzzer beater off the assist, easy money!
This All-Star caliber talent Stephen Curry adjusts the angle mid-drive! Scary good handles body control!
The players disappear into the tunnel. The Homelander asks for an ice pack. Juicy anecdote: The Homelander was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
LeBron James with another euro-step! You can't stop this man!
This jersey-selling name Stephen Curry has the arena rocking! A hostile crowd off the charts!
Jesus Christ lifts the bench's energy! Lifting spirits the way only a messiah can!
Wally West proves that competing the game builds character for the court!
The Homelander leaves everything on the arena! Left it all out there tonight!
Jesus Christ and Stephen Curry carry Wally West like a trophy across the entire court. Tonight I had a revelation: Wally West runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
110-104 (W)
The game begins and The Homelander is ready! You can see next-level basketball IQ written all over his face!
LeBron James with scary good handles finds the angle for an and-one!
The Homelander steals the ball! Quick hands from competing the game all day!
Stephen Curry with the no-look pass! This reliable star has eyes in the back of the head!
Jesus Christ shifts the defense! Moving pieces like a messiah at work!
Halftime! Stephen Curry looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Anecdote: Stephen Curry tried to impress the Toronto Border-Patrol players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
LeBron James goes to work through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
The crowd is on its feet! An incredible energy as LeBron James takes the court!
Jesus Christ adjusts on the fly! Quick thinking from this messiah!
The legend of Stephen Curry grows! This multi-time All-Star adding another chapter from the left corner!
Wally West carries the team to victory! Strong as a superhero on a Monday morning!
Stephen Curry and Wally West freestyle a victory rap. The Homelander does the beatbox. It's terrible but magnificent. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
112-86 (W)
Jesus Christ, this solid build, is introduced and the arena explodes! This hall-of-fame lock is in the building!
Stephen Curry pulls up to the rack for an and-one! Can't contain this tweener!
Jesus Christ takes the charge! Tough as nails, that's a messiah who doesn't back down!
LeBron James drives and finds the trailer for a finger roll! Great awareness!
This hidden prospect The Homelander recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
Break. Stephen Curry's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. True story: Stephen Curry had his parking spot stolen by Minnesota Ice-Wall's mascot. Still talks about it. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
The Homelander drains a buzzer beater from the low block! Textbook ridiculous creativity!
Jesus Christ tips their tall socks to the crowd! The messiah gesture with their bare hands!
Stephen Curry, this versatile guy, boxes out for the teammate! This multi-time All-Star doing the dirty work!
This total unknown Wally West embraces the pressure! This is what greatness looks like!
Jesus Christ, this potential GOAT, points to the crowd! A fist pump toward the bench! This was for the fans!
Stephen Curry pretends to plant a flag at center court. The Homelander stands at attention. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
113-106 (W)
LeBron James, this long boy, announced to huge cheers! A packed arena!
This raw talent The Homelander punishes the defense with a reverse layup from mid-range!
LeBron James, this potential GOAT, switches seamlessly and locks up! A gym-rat work ethic shining through!
LeBron James with the lob pass at the buzzer! This potential GOAT to the teammate! Boom!
Wally West posts up the ball out of the trap! Nerves of steel under pressure!
Break! Jesus Christ takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. Small detail: Jesus Christ whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.
Jesus Christ scoops it up and in! The touch of a messiah with the game!
This global icon LeBron James silences the hostile crowd! Immense pressure shifts!
Jesus Christ holds the huddle together! That messiah leadership on full display!
Wally West, this swiss-army-knife type, carries the weight of the team on those shoulders!
Wally West can breathe! The win is secured, it's over!
LeBron James grabs Jesus Christ and hoists him onto his shoulders. Wally West tries to climb on too. It ends in a pile. I learned tonight that LeBron James used to be a superhero. That explains the unique running style. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
105-93 (W)
This raw talent The Homelander gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Jesus Christ attacks at the top of the key and finishes with a pull-up jumper! Too good!
Wally West with the rejection! Get that out of here! Superhero says no!
This undisputed superstar LeBron James leads the fast break and dishes! Easy bucket off the assist!
Wally West schemes with the coaching staff! Plotting the next move, true superhero!
Halftime! Stephen Curry is limping slightly heading off the court. True story: Stephen Curry walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Denver Horse-Track. Awkward. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
Jesus Christ hooks it in! The arc of a messiah swinging their bare hands!
A roaring arena as The Homelander nails a double-clutch layup! The superhero delivers!
Stephen Curry celebrates the team's success! This max-contract guy knows together is better!
Jesus Christ, this smooth operator, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
Wally West heads to the locker room with a smile! Good day at the office for the superhero!
Wally West and The Homelander swing Jesus Christ around by his arms like a carousel. He looks sick. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
105-86 (W)
This hall-of-fame lock LeBron James catches the Spalding early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
The Homelander punishes the defense! A superhero punishing the game with precision!
The Homelander, this versatile guy, contests without fouling! Clean as a whistle!
Stephen Curry with the transition assist! This top-tier talent pushing the pace with a gym-rat work ethic!
Wally West finds the angle! The angle superhero uses for the game!
Coach calls everyone back. Jesus Christ drags his feet toward the tunnel. Did you know? Jesus Christ tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
LeBron James, this mountain of a man, dominates back to the basket and puts up a buzzer-beater! Unstoppable!
Opposing fans respect Jesus Christ! Even rivals admire a messiah's hustle!
Wally West rebounds and outlets! From board to bucket, this superhero does it all!
Wally West dedicates this game to the game and every superhero who believed!
Jesus Christ with the game ball! Earned it the hard way, messiah style!
Stephen Curry blows a kiss to the camera. The Homelander blows twelve. Jesus Christ blocks the lens. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
89-108 (L)
The Homelander locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a superhero who means business!
A double-clutch layup from LeBron James hits the iron! Lack of consistency under the spotlight!
Wally West tries to be too fancy and loses the pill! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the decision-making!
Wally West can't stay in front! Competing the game doesn't build lateral quickness!
Jesus Christ applies the same technique to the pill as to the game. A pull-up jumper at the buzzer!
Halftime. Stephen Curry throws his towel on the floor walking in. Did you know Stephen Curry entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
LeBron James, this tower, waves off the play call! Heavy feet hurting the team!
Wally West misses the free throw! Competing the game under pressure is easier!
Jesus Christ makes the hockey assist! The unsung play of a messiah behind the game!
LeBron James is gassed! This potential GOAT bent over at half court! Sometimes predictable game catching up!
Stephen Curry sits alone on the bench. This reliable star processing the defeat.
Jesus Christ walks in slow motion, arms dangling. LeBron James speeds up. Wants it to be over. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than LeBron James. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
92-102 (L)
The gymnasium welcomes Wally West! The superhero with the game has arrived!
Jesus Christ misses the bunny! A messiah dropping the game from point-blank!
This certified bucket Stephen Curry forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
This guy with rings on every finger Jesus Christ caught ball-watching! Backdoor cut for an easy score!
Stephen Curry, this bonafide star, operates along the baseline with a tear drop! Clinic!
Break. LeBron James asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. Rumor has it LeBron James talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
This diamond in the rough Homelander fouls hard out of frustration! Limited stamina showing!
A pull-up jumper from Wally West goes in and out! Heartbreaking driving to the hoop!
The Homelander uses the hesitation dribble! Natural-born leadership creating separation!
Stephen Curry, this top-tier talent, sucking wind after that sprint! The contest of battle!
Stephen Curry, this established star, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Stephen Curry walks in slow motion, arms dangling. The Homelander speeds up. Wants it to be over. I drank so much coffee tonight I'm going to commentate in my sleep. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
94-125 (L)
LeBron James takes off onto the floor! The crowd roars for this living legend!
LeBron James, this giant, can't finish along the baseline! That one stings!
This raw talent The Homelander commits the 5-second violation! Clock management occasional mental lapses!
Stephen Curry reacts too late to rotate! Tendency to force bad shots on the help side!
LeBron James, this first-ballot legend, drops a euro-step from mid-range! Pure artistry!
The players head in. The Homelander slips on the wet tunnel floor. Anecdote: The Homelander once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
LeBron James, this colossus, shows negative body language! Sometimes predictable game creeping in!
An and-one from LeBron James catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
The Homelander makes the hockey pass! Silky smooth technique finding the extra pass!
Stephen Curry, this all-around player, looks exhausted under the basket! The legs are gone!
LeBron James reflects on what could have been. Heavy feet the difference tonight.
The Homelander scratches the back of his neck nervously. Stephen Curry has the look of someone who has seen things. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
91-124 (L)
Jesus Christ, this do-it-all player, sets the tone immediately! Silky smooth technique from the jump!
Jesus Christ bobbles and misses! Fumbling the Spalding like it's a Monday morning!
The Homelander loses possession! The game never leaves a superhero's hands like that!
The Homelander, this swiss-army-knife type, gets blown by on the perimeter! Injury-prone body in the legs!
The Homelander sits on the bench for a moment! Resting like a superhero after a long shift!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Jesus Christ asks for an ice pack. Anecdote: Jesus Christ lost a bet and had to wear the center's shoes during warm-ups. Size 16. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
A tear drop attempt by Jesus Christ falls short! Heavy feet in the legs!
Stephen Curry bends over during the dead ball! This headliner gathering what's left!
The Homelander trips up in the right wing! A superhero never trips at work... Right?
The Homelander walks away muttering! Muttering about the game under their breath!
The Homelander vows to come back stronger! Stronger than their bare hands reinforced with the game!
Wally West stares at his hands like he doesn't recognize them. The Homelander exhales. Again. And again. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
tungs ends the season #4 with a 10W-5L record. Season MVP: LeBron James.
Season Journal
Alright, sit your ass down for two minutes because tonight we're not messing around, we're diving headfirst into a sold-out arena that smells like rubber and sweat, with 20,000 fans ready to lose their damn voices. We're about to relive the saga of a franchise that's seen it all: the glory years when they bulldozed the league, the dark ages when nothing went in, and the Draft-night strokes of genius that brought them back to the summit. This ain't just basketball, this is American legend carried by physical freaks who aren't here to play nice, they're here to carve their names into NBA history with psycho stat lines and rim-rattling dunks that shake the whole damn building. Ladies and gentlemen... Tungs!
The real reason this building is at capacity? It's him. LeBron James. The man. The beast. Standing at 206 cm, and not an ounce of fat, all lean muscle and raw talent. This dude was put on Earth to play basketball, there's no other explanation. Watch him move on the court and it's like watching a predator in the savanna: every movement is calculated, every step is perfect, and when he decides to strike, it's already too late for the defender. Nature built a monster, and we're lucky enough to watch him play tonight.
But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it.
The chef's surprise of the evening is Wally West. A superhero by profession. No, it's not a joke, it's an actual coaching staff decision. The GM nearly had a heart attack when he saw the signing, but the coach said: "Trust me, this guy can handle the game with surgical precision, imagine what he can do with a basketball." Spoiler: so far, not much. The man spent his first week confusing the free throw line with the sideline, and asked three times if tackling was allowed. But he's got a heart size of a watermelon, he runs around like an overexcited golden retriever, and damn it, the crowd absolutely loves him.
The budget is fine, nothing more. This is the team that shops with a list and puts back the name-brand cereal for the store brand. They've got a serviceable roster, a guy or two who can drop 20 on a good night, but beyond that, it's filler. The coach works with what he's got, which ain't much, but he makes it work. This is the team that can beat anyone on a Tuesday night and get demolished on Friday. The textbook definition of "depends on the night."
tungs ends the season #4 with a 10W-5L record. Season MVP: LeBron James.
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