☠️
31
Days survived
41
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
32
🗺️ Km traveled
6
👑 Decisions
2
🩺 Rescues
12
🍳 Meals cooked
4
🪤 Traps built
15
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
1
📖
Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Donald Trump spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Luke Skywalker nodded without a word. Orochimaru cracked their knuckles. Hulk opened their first aid kit. Ted Bundy pulled a camping stove from their bag. Count Dooku pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Adolf Hitler looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
⚡
Hulk attempts to explain zombie decomposition thermodynamics. The group zones out at 'entropy.'
-3
1
📌
📍 The subway tunnels echo with groans. Count Dooku: "Still smells better than rush hour."
0
2
🎂
Donald Trump a 80 ans et peine à suivre le groupe dans les courses-poursuites.
-5
3
🌍
Jour 3 : Une éclaircie après des semaines de grisaille. Le moral remonte. Ted Bundy organise une sortie pour profiter du soleil et explorer les environs.
+3
3
🎒
Donald Trump starts the motorcycle with a roar and charges through the horde. Total badass!
+7
4
💀
Adolf Hitler takes the scooter handlebar to the stomach after a failed jump. Fatal perforation.
4
💀
Adolf Hitler
has died
5
🌍
Jour 5 : Un labo pharmaceutique intact est repéré. Ted Bundy doit le fouiller sans réveiller les zombies en hibernation.
+10
6
🎒
Ted Bundy plants their broken bottle into a zombie's eye with surgical precision.
+4
6
⚡
Success: Luke Skywalker charges the horde in makeshift armor, shield forward. Zombies recoil from the impact. Honor intact.
0
6
🎂
Ted Bundy (43 ans) prend naturellement un rôle protecteur envers les plus jeunes.
+3
7
💀
Ted Bundy breaks a bottle on their own head thinking it would shatter like in movies. Failed.
7
💀
Ted Bundy
has died
9
🌍
Jour 9 : Orochimaru trouve un chargeur solaire en état de marche. La technologie reprend ses droits.
+7
9
🎒
Luke Skywalker pulls out the corkscrew instead of the blade from their Swiss Army knife when facing a zombie.
-4
10
⚡
Failure: Count Dooku refuses to fight an 'unarmed' zombie by code of honor. The zombie has no such scruples.
-2
12
💀
Hulk dies scribbling an equation in the dirt. The formula's incomplete. Camp physicists will debate the ending forever.
12
💀
Hulk
has died
14
🎒
Count Dooku forgets where he put his caltrops and steps on them barefoot.
-5
15
🌍
Jour 15 : Orochimaru découvre une source d'eau de montagne non contaminée. L'eau potable, nouveau pétrole.
+11
15
⚡
Quirky: Count Dooku knights a camp child with a wooden sword. The ceremony is equally ridiculous and touching.
-2
17
💀
Poetic Death: Count Dooku dies sword in hand, standing against the enemy. The oath is kept. The chronicles will remember.
17
💀
Count Dooku
has died
18
🌍
Jour 18 : Il pleut des grenouilles. Littéralement. Donald Trump ne sait pas si c'est la météo ou l'apocalypse qui a perdu la tête.
+3
19
🎒
Luke Skywalker paddles silently in a canoe on the river. Zombies can't swim. Peace and tranquility.
+6
19
⚡
Donald Trump holds democratic votes for every camp decision. It's slower than Congress, but the group stays united.
+2
20
💀
Orochimaru dies in the lab, beakers still perfectly arranged. The final chemical reaction bubbles away in silence.
20
💀
Orochimaru
has died
23
⚡
Donald Trump launches a re-election campaign mid-apocalypse. Campaign posters on barricades: 'Together Against the Undead - Vote Donald Trump!'
+2
24
🎒
Luke Skywalker discovers the cookies are infested with weevils. Appetite is lost for the day.
-4
25
🌍
Jour 25 : Donald Trump utilise la dernière batterie du talkie-walkie pour jouer à Snake. La communication attendra.
-6
27
💀
Luke Skywalker se noie dans l'inondation en essayant de sauver les provisions. L'eau montait trop vite. Les boîtes de conserve flottent encore, pas Luke Skywalker.
27
💀
Luke Skywalker
has died
28
🌍
Jour 28 : Une épidémie de grippe frappe le camp. Donald Trump doit soigner tout le monde avec des moyens limités.
-15
28
🎒
Donald Trump shares the chip bag and the salt gives the group energy. Crunchy!
+4
28
⚡
Donald Trump makes campaign promises to a 12-person camp. The platform is ambitious. The budget: whatever's in the couch cushions.
+2
29
🌍
Jour 29 : Un cyclone approche. Le camp a 6 heures pour se préparer. Donald Trump prend les commandes de l'évacuation.
+11
30
🎒
Donald Trump stabs a zombie with the sacrificial dagger and the group swears they saw a mystical glow.
+6
31
💀
Donald Trump se noie dans l'inondation en essayant de sauver les provisions. L'eau montait trop vite. Les boîtes de conserve flottent encore, pas Donald Trump.
31
💀
Donald Trump
has died
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