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102
Days survived
263
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
157
🗺️ Km traveled
30
👑 Decisions
19
🩺 Rescues
113
🍳 Meals cooked
16
🪤 Traps built
37
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
44 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Albus Dumbledore was woken by screams. Beerus by silence, which is worse. Majin Buu didn't sleep at all. Leveinard was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Sanji was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Iron Man was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Son Goku heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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📍 Grocery store. Bagels untouched. Son Goku: "Even zombies know you don't mess with New York bagels."
0
2
🌍
Day 2: Majin Buu snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
2
🎒
Son Goku rolls over a rock and the scooter stops dead. Son Goku continues solo in flight.
-4
3
🌍
Day 3: Iron Man recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
3
🎒
Iron Man finds an intact cookie package. The group enjoys these little cakes with childlike joy.
+5
3
Iron Man mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
4
💀
Son Goku is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
4
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Son Goku
has died
5
🌍
Day 5: Beerus uses the last walkie-talkie battery to play Snake. Communication can wait.
-6
18
🎒
Sanji opens a fresh soda found in a vending machine. The sugar gives everyone a boost.
+4
21
🌍
Day 21: The camp cook has gone missing. Sanji must feed 50 people with what's left.
+7
21
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Iron Man hears the recorded subway voice: 'Mind the closing doors.' A zombie gets its hand stuck.
+4
22
Leveinard evacuated 8 wounded under horde fire with multiple armored vehicle runs — all saved like a boss.
+2
25
💀
Albus Dumbledore evacuated all kids through the emergency exit when the horde broke through. Final roll call.
25
💀
Albus Dumbledore
has died
28
Beerus gets cocky during a night raid and spreads troops thinner than gas station coffee. The north breach gets overrun. Strategic fail, heavy casualties.
+2
29
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Day 29: An abandoned military convoy is spotted. Beerus must secure it before the other survivors.
+8
29
🎒
Sanji steps on their rake which swings up and hits them in the face. Classic.
-4
33
🌍
Day 33: Sanji finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
34
🎒
Leveinard's hen lays an egg every morning and the group finally has a regular source of protein.
+7
35
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Leveinard was loading the last stretcher when the horde surrounded the vehicle. Sirens on, ambulance trapped.
35
💀
Leveinard
has died
38
🌍
Day 38: Sanji must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
-12
39
Majin Buu attempts a rear-naked choke on a zombie. Plot twist: zombies don't need oxygen. Wrong playbook.
+3
43
🎒
Iron Man sticks their plunger on a zombie's face who can't see anything and falls off the roof.
+3
45
🎒
Beerus fries potatoes found in a field. Fries during apocalypse is absolute luxury.
+6
46
📌
📍 Garbage mountain in the Bronx. Sanji: "Smells like home."
0
47
🌍
Day 47: A snowstorm immobilizes everything. Zombies freeze in place. Sanji takes advantage to organize a supply expedition.
+4
53
💀
Beerus leads the final charge to retake a strategic building. Victory achieved, but Beerus falls inside, caught by a lone zombie. Died a hero's death.
53
💀
Beerus
has died
54
🌍
Day 54: Sanji uncovers a complete survival manual in a bookstore. Ironically, in the humor section.
+5
57
🌍
Day 57: Water supplies are running low. Sanji must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
+4
59
🎒
Majin Buu knocks over an entire shelf with the forklift. Domino effect in the warehouse.
-5
62
🎒
Sanji pedals like a maniac and outpaces the zombies effortlessly. Long live the Tour de France of survival!
+6
63
Majin Buu demolishes zombies in hand-to-hand combat with devastating mixed martial arts: submissions and strikes.
+3
65
💀
Iron Man dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
65
💀
Iron Man
has died
68
🌍
Day 68: Majin Buu tries to make a campfire and sets their own tent on fire. Technique needs work.
-7
70
🌍
Day 70: Wind blows at 120 km/h. Debris flies everywhere. Majin Buu must reinforce the barricades before they blow away.
+5
70
Sanji seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
71
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Majin Buu bangs the table with their judge's gavel shouting 'Order!' The zombies don't obey.
-3
72
Majin Buu sets up a zombie octagon fight night. House rules: 'Tap out or get bit out.'
+3
91
💀
Majin Buu dies in the cage, overwhelmed after a heroic twelve-round slugfest against an entire horde.
91
💀
Majin Buu
has died
91
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📍 New York Public Library. Books everywhere. Sanji: "Knowledge is power. And kindling."
0
92
Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
93
Sanji attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
95
🌍
Day 95: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Sanji is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
-15
101
🌍
Day 101: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Sanji must find their weak point.
-20
102
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Sanji dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
102
💀
Sanji
has died

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