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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 5 | Denver Horse-Track | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | My Team | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 14 | Miami Heart-Attack | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Phoenix No-Defense | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pre-season
Holy shit, the arena is erupting and the game hasn't even started. There are 20,000 absolute maniacs on their feet chanting the name of a franchise with more scars than a retired boxer. Seasons of domination, seasons of total demolition, insane 3 AM trades, Draft picks that smelled like either genius or pure madness, nobody knew at the time, and honestly sometimes we still don't. But tonight, all of that is behind us. Tonight is the present, and the present reeks of adrenaline and revenge. The team with no name, baby! Now let's talk about the man who moves jerseys faster than hot dogs at the concession stand. LeBron James. Just the name sends chills through the building. Standing at 206 cm, arms that cover half the court, and a basketball IQ so fast that defenders feel like they're playing in slow motion. This man doesn't walk, he glides. He doesn't jump, he launches into orbit. And when he locks eyes with you before a free throw, you feel like YOU'RE the one about to catch the ball in your face. And the most terrifying thing about him? It's not the stats, it's not the size, it's the calm. You know that moment where the arena is on its feet, the clock is ticking down the final seconds, sweat is pouring... And he's just chewing his gum like he's waiting for the bus? Then he loads up. And drains it. Stone cold. In front of 20,000 people on the verge of cardiac arrest. That's what a franchise player is: the guy who carries everyone on his shoulders and still makes it look easy. The chef's surprise of the evening is Superman. A superhero by profession. No, it's not a joke, it's an actual coaching staff decision. The GM nearly had a heart attack when he saw the signing, but the coach said: "Trust me, this guy can handle the game with surgical precision, imagine what he can do with a basketball." Spoiler: so far, not much. The man spent his first week confusing the free throw line with the sideline, and asked three times if tackling was allowed. But he's got a heart size of a watermelon, he runs around like an overexcited golden retriever, and damn it, the crowd absolutely loves him. The budget is fine, nothing more. This is the team that shops with a list and puts back the name-brand cereal for the store brand. They've got a serviceable roster, a guy or two who can drop 20 on a good night, but beyond that, it's filler. The coach works with what he's got, which ain't much, but he makes it work. This is the team that can beat anyone on a Tuesday night and get demolished on Friday. The textbook definition of "depends on the night."
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
85-130 (L)
Superman, this do-it-all player, sets the tone immediately! Next-level basketball IQ from the jump!
Superman misses badly! Should have aimed like they aim their bare hands at the game!
Superman gets picked! A superhero getting the game stolen in broad daylight!
Benjamin Netanyahu overcommits! Going all-in like a military personnel on the frontline, but wrong!
Superman, this swiss-army-knife type, shows negative body language! Tendency to force bad shots creeping in!
End of the first act. Superman is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Anecdote: Superman fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.
LeBron James attacks the Spalding into the front rim! That's frustrating for this all-time great!
This generational talent Jesus Christ calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Lack of consistency taking its toll!
Superman loses the damn ball! A superhero would never be this careless!
This living legend Superman stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
Benjamin Netanyahu walks off in silence. This all-time great gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Superman hurls his water bottle at the wall. LeBron James flinches but doesn't react. Did you know that LeBron James practices military personnel on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
110-113 (L)
LeBron James, this big fella, announced to huge cheers! A packed arena!
Benjamin Netanyahu, this combo guard, showcases an off-the-charts basketball IQ with a gorgeous floater!
Benjamin Netanyahu, this swiss-army-knife type, lets the shooter get free along the baseline! Costly lapse!
Superman skips it off the rim! The game has better hop than that!
Superman, this versatile guy, with the crucial surgical steal! Comeback building!
End of the first half. Benjamin Netanyahu is beet red but still standing. Little scoop: Benjamin Netanyahu collects Pokemon cards. That Charizard is worth more than his first contract. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Jesus Christ picks up the offensive foul! A messiah charging like they charge at the game!
Benjamin Netanyahu slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a military personnel hits the workbench!
Benjamin Netanyahu penetrates with elegance and power! This potential GOAT is the complete package!
Superman bricks it when it matters! Their bare hands accuracy went home early!
Jesus Christ dishes to the tunnel in disappointment. This global icon will learn from this.
Benjamin Netanyahu stares at the floor while George Washington mutters something inaudible under his breath. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
128-91 (W)
George Washington takes off into position! This generational talent not wasting any time!
Jesus Christ crosses over and scores! Those messiah hands work wonders with the Wilson!
George Washington lobs it perfectly! Arcing it with precision worthy of the seed dibber!
Benjamin Netanyahu spins the damn ball with scary good handles. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
George Washington reads the play and picks off the pass! Transition opportunity!
Break. George Washington asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. Confession: George Washington tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
Jesus Christ, this smooth operator, uses strength and skill for a pull-up jumper! Complete player!
Jesus Christ with the cherry on top! A thunderous slam in a blowout! Good night!
LeBron James shoots and pulls up at half court! Time? There's a full quarter left!
Superman with the finger to the lips to hush the crowd after the and-one! This first-ballot legend is fired up!
Jesus Christ clocks out from the hardwood! End of the their bare hands shift!
Superman grabs LeBron James and hoists him onto his shoulders. Jesus Christ tries to climb on too. It ends in a pile. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
113-106 (W)
This franchise cornerstone LeBron James comes out aggressive! Opens with an off-balance shot on the low block!
Superman, this household name, operates at the top of the key with a two-handed slam! Clinic!
Superman stands firm! Not moving, this superhero is planted!
Superman, this once-in-a-lifetime player, draws the double and finds the open shooter! Insane court vision!
This living legend LeBron James uses the floater over this mammoth coverage! Smart!
Both teams head in. LeBron James has a red mark on his cheek from an elbow. Locker room anecdote: LeBron James talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
This hall-of-fame lock Superman does it again! A double-clutch layup with effortless precision!
LeBron James fires away and the noise is deafening! A Playoff atmosphere! Wow!
George Washington finds the open teammate! This certified GOAT candidate making everyone better!
Benjamin Netanyahu, this swiss-army-knife type, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this hall-of-fame lock right now!
This absolute legend LeBron James wraps up a sensational performance! Victory is sweet!
Benjamin Netanyahu, Jesus Christ, and Superman pose for a group photo at center court. Nobody has a phone. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. That's a wrap! And now, 'The Price Is Right: Why Nobody Answers the Phone Anymore.'
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
103-88 (W)
This franchise cornerstone LeBron James means business! Fast start from mid-range!
Benjamin Netanyahu turns the paint into a workshop. A half-court heave crafted with their service rifle!
Jesus Christ, this once-in-a-lifetime player, clamps down on the star player! Unreal swagger on the assignment!
George Washington with the bounce pass! The rock bouncing with precision worthy of the seed dibber!
Jesus Christ positions perfectly in the three-point line! Placement of their bare hands on the game!
Halftime! Superman walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Fun fact: Superman was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Jesus Christ, this versatile guy, glides to back to the basket for a silky deep three!
Standing room only! A crowd fully behind them as George Washington takes over at half court!
George Washington boxes out for the teammate! Making room like a farmer with the stubborn soil!
Jesus Christ is inevitable tonight! This absolute legend can't be stopped!
Jesus Christ closes the show! Curtain call for the messiah with the game!
George Washington and LeBron James chest bump so hard they each fly back three meters. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. And now, a brand new episode of 'Desperately Seeking My Cat.' Good night, everyone.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
116-102 (W)
Benjamin Netanyahu opens with a two-handed slam! This all-time great making an early statement!
Benjamin Netanyahu explodes at half court with the same confidence they bring to defending the frontline.
Jesus Christ anticipates perfectly! A messiah who always sees it coming!
Superman with the bounce pass! This once-in-a-lifetime player threading it perfectly!
George Washington traps with the double! Trapping them, the farmer knows how to corner prey!
Halftime. George Washington glances at his phone for two seconds and puts it back. Locker room intel: George Washington has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
Superman, this swiss-army-knife type, posts up and delivers a step-back three! Textbook!
Benjamin Netanyahu throws the kicks to the crowd! Better than throwing the frontline!
This household name George Washington tips it to the teammate! Eyes in the back of the head on full display!
Benjamin Netanyahu's military personnel colleagues watch from the stands, the frontline banners held high!
George Washington dominates the box score! Numbers worthy of a farmer's the stubborn soil chart!
LeBron James makes the phone sign toward the opposing bench. George Washington makes the 'call us' gesture. I got a text from LeBron James after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
115-84 (W)
George Washington begins their shift on the arena! A farmer starting the seed dibber shift!
Benjamin Netanyahu sinks it from back to the basket. A military personnel never misses the frontline, and never misses the hoop!
Benjamin Netanyahu dishes a beautiful pass! Special delivery from this military personnel!
Jesus Christ with a reverse layup on the break! Running like they're late for work!
This once-in-a-lifetime player George Washington comes up with a massive steal! Transition time!
Into the tunnel. LeBron James grabs a banana on the way and devours it. Did you know LeBron James started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
George Washington with an off-the-charts basketball IQ finds the angle for a deep three!
Benjamin Netanyahu stat-pads without shame! Filling the box score like a resume!
LeBron James shoots the free throw on the wrong basket! Somebody say something!
George Washington, this elusive guard, gets the crowd on their feet! A hug with the coach! Electric!
Benjamin Netanyahu tallied double figures! Double the frontline, double the glory!
Superman and Jesus Christ swap jerseys with each other. Makes no sense but it's the emotion talking. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
106-115 (L)
Superman, this basketball god, embraces the roaring arena! Game on!
LeBron James, this tree of a man, loses the handle and the opportunity! Tendency to force bad shots!
Benjamin Netanyahu dispossessed! Couldn't hold on, not the military personnel's finest moment!
George Washington bites on the fake! Fooled like a farmer by counterfeit the stubborn soil!
LeBron James answers back with a buzzer-beater! Nerves of steel under pressure!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, LeBron James picks up the pace. They say LeBron James eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
George Washington, this short king, pounds the scorer's table! Lack of consistency on full display!
LeBron James, this tower, wastes a golden chance with a wild finger roll!
LeBron James spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
LeBron James is gassed! This undisputed superstar bent over at half court! Limited stamina catching up!
Superman refuses to make excuses! A superhero owns the game failures too!
Benjamin Netanyahu hurls his water bottle at the wall. George Washington flinches but doesn't react. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
108-97 (W)
George Washington, this basketball god, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Benjamin Netanyahu scores with their service rifle, no, with their hands! But the precision is the same!
Benjamin Netanyahu with the textbook defense! Written by a military personnel with their service rifle!
LeBron James threads the needle! Beautiful assist under the basket! Unreal court vision!
Superman outsmarts the opponent! The brains of a superhero with their bare hands!
Coach calls everyone back. LeBron James drags his feet toward the tunnel. Anecdote of the day: LeBron James forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
Jesus Christ banks it in from downtown! A messiah's steady hand at work!
Confetti falls as Superman exits! A superhero's grand finale on the court!
George Washington celebrates the teammate's bucket! Joy of a farmer seeing the stubborn soil succeed!
The narrative shifts! LeBron James takes control with eyes in the back of the head!
This hall-of-fame lock George Washington thanks the fans! The crowd is on its feet! What a ride!
Jesus Christ launches his shoe into the air. George Washington catches it. Standing ovation. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
104-107 (L)
Benjamin Netanyahu checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
George Washington puts it through! The reliability of a farmer with the stubborn soil!
Jesus Christ left in the dust! Even a messiah moves faster than that!
George Washington sends it wide! The seed dibber wouldn't forgive that either!
LeBron James, this beanpole, refuses to die! A pull-up jumper keeps the dream alive!
Halftime whistle. Benjamin Netanyahu spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Juicy intel: Benjamin Netanyahu turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
This potential GOAT George Washington fouls in the clutch! Limited stamina showing late!
This potential GOAT Superman gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
George Washington becomes the symbol of this marquee showdown, a farmer defying all the odds!
Superman misses the wide-open three! Their bare hands left behind on this one!
George Washington fought but fell short! Just out of reach, the farmer gave everything!
LeBron James's eyes are red, jaw tight. Jesus Christ apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
104-101 (W)
This absolute legend Benjamin Netanyahu comes out firing! A catch-and-shoot triple in the first minute!
Jesus Christ rotates perfectly for the ball recovery! Eyes in the back of the head on full display!
George Washington misfires under the basket! Even this all-time great has off nights!
An off-balance shot by Jesus Christ under the basket! Silky smooth technique in every fiber!
George Washington iso at the top! Isolating the matchup with farmer focus!
Finally a breather. Benjamin Netanyahu has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Did you know? Benjamin Netanyahu has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
George Washington wants the ball and delivers! A thunderous slam in the third quarter! Clutch gene!
Benjamin Netanyahu with the rejection! Get that out of here! Military personnel says no!
Camera pans to George Washington's farmer colleagues in the stands! Farmer solidarity!
Jesus Christ with the money shot! Worth its weight in their bare hands!
Jesus Christ salutes the fans! A messiah's farewell until the next game!
Jesus Christ and George Washington chest bump so hard they each fly back three meters. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
93-109 (L)
This absolute legend Superman in the starting lineup! Let's see what this absolute legend brings!
Jesus Christ with the contested hook shot driving to the hoop! No good! Bad selection!
Benjamin Netanyahu throws it away! Defense that's basically a suggestion under pressure from mid-range!
Jesus Christ beaten to the spot! Slower than a messiah on a Monday morning!
George Washington with the teardrop hook shot! Beautiful as a farmer's finest the stubborn soil!
Halftime! Benjamin Netanyahu looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Did you know Benjamin Netanyahu plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
LeBron James mutters to himself walking back! This undisputed superstar fighting inner demons!
Superman, this all-around player, can't get an alley-oop to drop! Cold as ice tonight!
This potential GOAT LeBron James adjusts the angle mid-drive! A killer instinct body control!
Jesus Christ tanks the play from tiredness! Tanked like a messiah's energy for the game!
George Washington consoles teammates! The heart of a farmer in that moment!
Superman lets out a big exhale walking through the door. LeBron James holds his in. Your commentator survived one game, four coffees, and a sandwich of questionable date. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
103-110 (L)
Jesus Christ announces themselves! The messiah has arrived and the building knows it!
George Washington with the off-balance alley-oop! This global icon couldn't set the feet!
LeBron James, this absolute unit, gets stripped back to the basket! Occasional mental lapses exposed!
Jesus Christ gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the game on a rough day!
Benjamin Netanyahu, this solid build, dominates along the baseline and puts up a hook shot! Unstoppable!
Halftime whistle! Benjamin Netanyahu grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Confession: Benjamin Netanyahu believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
This hall-of-fame lock Jesus Christ slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
George Washington fires and misses from back to the basket. Should have stuck with the stubborn soil!
LeBron James, this living legend, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for a fadeaway jumper!
Jesus Christ gets the cramp timeout! Cramping from competing the game and hooping!
LeBron James had the chances but couldn't convert. This generational talent left wanting.
Benjamin Netanyahu walks head down toward the tunnel. LeBron James drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. Evening confession: I'm wearing Benjamin Netanyahu's jersey under my shirt. For morale. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
90-118 (L)
George Washington locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a farmer who means business!
A fadeaway jumper by LeBron James under the basket is way off! Tough night for this undisputed superstar!
Benjamin Netanyahu fades away the damn ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this absolute legend!
Jesus Christ gets blown by! Even a messiah couldn't stop that!
This all-time great Jesus Christ is automatic from the left corner! A deep three drops again!
Halftime whistle. George Washington has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Small detail: George Washington wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Play resumes! The coach set a few things straight in the locker room.
Superman pounds the scorer's table! Frustrated! The superhero in them is showing!
Superman, this versatile guy, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this certified GOAT candidate!
Superman creates the switch! Smooth adjustment, superhero-level thinking!
Benjamin Netanyahu takes the rest play! Even a military personnel needs a breather!
Superman tells reporters: 'Tomorrow we competes better, like the game!'
Benjamin Netanyahu walks in slow motion, arms dangling. George Washington speeds up. Wants it to be over. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
96-117 (L)
This household name LeBron James catches the leather early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Benjamin Netanyahu gets blocked! Rejected harder than a military personnel's worst day on the job!
This first-ballot legend LeBron James gets pickpocketed in transition! Sloppy handling!
This household name Benjamin Netanyahu commits the and-one foul! Hot head in positioning!
Benjamin Netanyahu muscles through for a deep three! The strength of a military personnel moving the frontline!
Break. George Washington collapses next to the vending machine. They say George Washington has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
Superman, this undisputed superstar, yells at the coaching staff! Lack of consistency causing friction!
George Washington bricks another one! Building something awful with the seed dibber tonight!
LeBron James, this 7-footer, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! An unmatched feel for the game!
Jesus Christ stumbles on the play! Stumbling like a messiah over the game!
Benjamin Netanyahu reflects on what could have been. Tendency to rush the difference tonight.
Jesus Christ has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. LeBron James has aged ten years in forty minutes. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
My Team ends the season #9 with a 7W-8L record. Season MVP: LeBron James.
Season Journal
Holy shit, the arena is erupting and the game hasn't even started. There are 20,000 absolute maniacs on their feet chanting the name of a franchise with more scars than a retired boxer. Seasons of domination, seasons of total demolition, insane 3 AM trades, Draft picks that smelled like either genius or pure madness, nobody knew at the time, and honestly sometimes we still don't. But tonight, all of that is behind us. Tonight is the present, and the present reeks of adrenaline and revenge. The team with no name, baby!
Now let's talk about the man who moves jerseys faster than hot dogs at the concession stand. LeBron James. Just the name sends chills through the building. Standing at 206 cm, arms that cover half the court, and a basketball IQ so fast that defenders feel like they're playing in slow motion. This man doesn't walk, he glides. He doesn't jump, he launches into orbit. And when he locks eyes with you before a free throw, you feel like YOU'RE the one about to catch the ball in your face.
And the most terrifying thing about him? It's not the stats, it's not the size, it's the calm. You know that moment where the arena is on its feet, the clock is ticking down the final seconds, sweat is pouring... And he's just chewing his gum like he's waiting for the bus? Then he loads up. And drains it. Stone cold. In front of 20,000 people on the verge of cardiac arrest. That's what a franchise player is: the guy who carries everyone on his shoulders and still makes it look easy.
The chef's surprise of the evening is Superman. A superhero by profession. No, it's not a joke, it's an actual coaching staff decision. The GM nearly had a heart attack when he saw the signing, but the coach said: "Trust me, this guy can handle the game with surgical precision, imagine what he can do with a basketball." Spoiler: so far, not much. The man spent his first week confusing the free throw line with the sideline, and asked three times if tackling was allowed. But he's got a heart size of a watermelon, he runs around like an overexcited golden retriever, and damn it, the crowd absolutely loves him.
The budget is fine, nothing more. This is the team that shops with a list and puts back the name-brand cereal for the store brand. They've got a serviceable roster, a guy or two who can drop 20 on a good night, but beyond that, it's filler. The coach works with what he's got, which ain't much, but he makes it work. This is the team that can beat anyone on a Tuesday night and get demolished on Friday. The textbook definition of "depends on the night."
My Team ends the season #9 with a 7W-8L record. Season MVP: LeBron James.
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