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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | My Team | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 10 | Denver Horse-Track | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pre-season
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Anthony Edwards on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 197 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (L)
Tip-off! Anthony Edwards gets us started! Let's go!
Kevin Porter Jr. Forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Anthony Edwards throws it into the stands! What was that from this player on the come-up!
Jaren Jackson Jr. Reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Jaren Jackson Jr. Mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break. Anthony Edwards collapses next to the vending machine. I've been told Anthony Edwards once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.
Dennis Smith Jr. Misfires from the left corner! This name that's buzzing searching for answers!
This name that's buzzing Jaren Jackson Jr. Has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This name that's buzzing Jaren Jackson Jr. With turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Dennis Smith Jr. Storms to the bench! This player on the come-up is visibly upset!
Jaren Jackson Jr. Reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Jaren Jackson Jr. Punches his locker when he gets to the locker room. Anthony Edwards slides down the wall to the floor. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce Jaren Jackson Jr.'s name. Forgive me. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
116-91 (W)
Anthony Edwards, this league veteran, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Dennis Smith Jr. Goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This solid pro is relentless!
Anthony Edwards with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This name that's buzzing always in position!
Jaren Jackson Jr. With the transition assist! This up-and-coming baller pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This legit talent Jaren Jackson Jr. Switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
The locker room. Jaren Jackson Jr. Sprawls out full-length on the bench. Anecdote: Jaren Jackson Jr. Fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
This name that's buzzing Dennis Smith Jr. Is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! Anthony Edwards in the spotlight!
Dennis Smith Jr. Attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
Cooper Flagg dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
Cooper Flagg, this next-level player, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
Dennis Smith Jr. Moonwalks across the hardwood. Cooper Flagg attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
135-89 (W)
Dennis Smith Jr., this do-it-all player, sets the tone immediately! Scary good handles from the jump!
Cooper Flagg, this league veteran, sinks an and-one with surgical precision under the basket!
Anthony Edwards dishes into the lane and kicks out! Insane court vision and great decision-making!
Jaren Jackson Jr. Converts a tough reverse layup in the paint! Skill level: elite!
This solid pro Dennis Smith Jr. Comes up with a massive steal! Transition time!
Halftime whistle. Jaren Jackson Jr. Spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Rumor has it Jaren Jackson Jr. Has been wearing the same lucky underwear for three seasons. The medical staff is concerned. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
Jaren Jackson Jr. Pulls up past the defense for a tear drop! Size advantage from this this undersized spark plug!
Dennis Smith Jr., this combo guard, caps off a dominant performance! That dawg mentality from start to finish!
Cooper Flagg dunks and the headband falls apart! Wardrobe malfunction!
This name that's buzzing Kevin Porter Jr. Waves goodbye to the opponent! A chest bump! Savage!
This guy with a proven track record Anthony Edwards thanks the fans! The crowd is on its feet! What a ride!
Anthony Edwards and Dennis Smith Jr. Cradle the game ball like a baby. Kevin Porter Jr. Takes a photo. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
111-87 (W)
This legit talent Jaren Jackson Jr. Comes out firing! A tear drop in the first minute!
Kevin Porter Jr. With an incredible alley-oop along the baseline! Standing ovation!
Jaren Jackson Jr. A double team with authority! This little thunder protecting the paint!
Cooper Flagg with the touch pass! This dude putting the league on notice barely had the Spalding and found the man!
This established player Jaren Jackson Jr. Adjusts at halftime and comes out sharp! Adaptation!
Halftime. Dennis Smith Jr.'s hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Small detail: Dennis Smith Jr. Whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Anthony Edwards, this hooper's hooper, drops a half-court heave from mid-range! Pure artistry!
This league veteran Anthony Edwards turns the hostile crowd into stunned silence!
Kevin Porter Jr. Puts ego aside! The team comes first for this league veteran!
The legend of Kevin Porter Jr. Grows! This league veteran adding another chapter facing the rim!
Anthony Edwards, this towering presence, acknowledges the fans! An incredible energy! An ice-cold stare at the opposing bench!
Dennis Smith Jr. Takes Kevin Porter Jr. By the hand and they bow to the crowd like stage actors. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
105-86 (W)
And we're underway! Kevin Porter Jr. Touches the Spalding first! This guy with a proven track record looks eager!
Anthony Edwards attacks at the top of the key and finishes with an and-one! Too good!
Kevin Porter Jr. Deflects the pass and starts the break! This name that's buzzing defense to offense!
Anthony Edwards threads the needle! Beautiful assist from the right corner! Unreal court vision!
Cooper Flagg posts up to the right spot! Pure God-given talent off-ball movement!
The players file out. Dennis Smith Jr. Exchanges a tense look with the coach. Intel: Dennis Smith Jr. Refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Dennis Smith Jr. Knocks down a hook shot on the low block! Ice in the veins!
Jaren Jackson Jr., this lightning-quick little man, commands a Playoff atmosphere! The arena belongs to this legit talent!
Dennis Smith Jr. Sacrifices the body taking the charge! This solid pro ultimate teammate!
This guy with a proven track record Cooper Flagg is the heartbeat of this team! A flash of genius leadership!
Anthony Edwards, this 7-footer, carries the team to victory! MVP-level performance!
Kevin Porter Jr. Grabs Dennis Smith Jr. And hoists him onto his shoulders. Cooper Flagg tries to climb on too. It ends in a pile. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
100-95 (W)
Anthony Edwards posts up into position! This solid pro not wasting any time!
A floater from Jaren Jackson Jr.! That's scary good handles at the highest level!
Dennis Smith Jr., this versatile guy, smothers the ball-handler! No options!
Cooper Flagg, this beanpole, runs the offense with silky smooth technique! Beautiful passing!
Dennis Smith Jr., this smooth operator, sets a brick-wall screen! An off-the-charts basketball IQ on full display!
The players head in. Jaren Jackson Jr. Slips on the wet tunnel floor. Intel: Jaren Jackson Jr. Asked Los Angeles Nursing-Home for their energy drink recipe. They refused. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
A bucket from downtown by Cooper Flagg! This towering presence with the long range!
The energy in this building is unreal! Dennis Smith Jr. Channeling a Finals-like atmosphere!
Jaren Jackson Jr., this lightning-quick little man, boxes out for the teammate! This player on the come-up doing the dirty work!
Kevin Porter Jr., this solid build, stands tall when the team needs this player making noise most!
Anthony Edwards sits on the bench with a smile! This up-and-coming baller job well done!
Dennis Smith Jr. Makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Kevin Porter Jr. Makes a bigger heart. Cooper Flagg makes a massive heart. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
112-82 (W)
Anthony Edwards takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Anthony Edwards, this absolute unit, with a silky layup from mid-range! Smooth operator!
This up-and-coming baller Kevin Porter Jr. With the one-handed bullet pass! Right on the money!
Dennis Smith Jr., this player on the come-up, operates along the baseline with a fadeaway jumper! Clinic!
Cooper Flagg with the huge rebound in traffic from the left corner! This hooper's hooper says no!
Rest. Dennis Smith Jr. Buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Confession: Dennis Smith Jr. Tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Dennis Smith Jr. Buries a catch-and-shoot triple driving to the hoop! This guy with a proven track record is on fire tonight!
Kevin Porter Jr. Launches to yet another easy bucket! The floodgates opened!
Kevin Porter Jr., this next-level player, accidentally chest-bumps the ref! Excuse me sir!
Cooper Flagg attacks and moonwalks back! An ice-cold stare at the opposing bench! It's showtime, baby!
Anthony Edwards, this respected competitor, soaks in the moment! Victory from downtown! A primal scream!
Anthony Edwards and Kevin Porter Jr. Fake a wrestling match. Cooper Flagg plays the referee and calls a timeout. Behind the scenes, I learned Kevin Porter Jr. Was also a volunteer firefighter in a past life. You can feel it in the game. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
103-94 (W)
Dennis Smith Jr. Opens with a bank shot! This established player making an early statement!
Anthony Edwards, this long boy, takes over from the right corner. A reverse layup! That's elite!
Kevin Porter Jr. Forces the step-out-of-bounds! This player on the come-up hawking the ball!
This respected competitor Jaren Jackson Jr. Leads the fast break and dishes! Easy bucket off the assist!
Dennis Smith Jr. Attacks into the right spacing! Unreal swagger and elite court awareness!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Cooper Flagg to massage his thighs. Intel: Cooper Flagg asked Minnesota Ice-Wall for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Back to hostilities. Faces have changed in the locker room.
A pull-up jumper from Anthony Edwards! This guy with a proven track record reminding everyone why they're on top!
Anthony Edwards, this guy with a proven track record, waves the crowd up! A hostile crowd rising!
Dennis Smith Jr., this smooth operator, repositions on defense! An off-the-charts basketball IQ collective effort!
Anthony Edwards, this solid pro, has been building to this all game! At the jump ball!
Dennis Smith Jr. Goes to work the trophy! This up-and-coming baller adds to the collection! A victory dance!
Cooper Flagg and Jaren Jackson Jr. Do celebratory push-ups. Dennis Smith Jr. Counts out loud. Definitely cheating. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
106-107 (L)
Game time! Kevin Porter Jr. And this player making noise ready to put on a show at the field house!
Kevin Porter Jr., this swiss-army-knife type, posts up and delivers an off-balance shot! Textbook!
Anthony Edwards gets burned on the drive! Occasional mental lapses in lateral movement!
This player on the come-up Kevin Porter Jr. Misfires again! Tendency to rush could cost the team!
Jaren Jackson Jr. Posts up and the deficit melts! He's on an unstoppable run!
Rest. Cooper Flagg buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Anecdote: Cooper Flagg once wore his jersey inside out for the entire first quarter. Nobody dared say anything. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
This seasoned vet Jaren Jackson Jr. Misses the free throws! Hot head at the line!
Kevin Porter Jr. Mutters to himself walking back! This next-level player fighting inner demons!
This up-and-coming baller Dennis Smith Jr. Silences the noise! Ridiculous creativity locked in! Nothing else matters!
Anthony Edwards turns it over during crunch time! This player on the come-up crumbles under pressure!
This player on the come-up Kevin Porter Jr. Leaves the temple of basketball with head held high. Fought to the end.
Cooper Flagg is the last one off the court, shoulders hunched. Jaren Jackson Jr. Waits at the tunnel entrance. Did you know that Jaren Jackson Jr. Practices volunteer firefighter on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
99-114 (L)
This next-level player Kevin Porter Jr. In the starting lineup! Let's see what this next-level player brings!
A thunderous slam by Dennis Smith Jr. From mid-range is way off! Tough night for this legit talent!
Jaren Jackson Jr. Coughs up the orange! Ego the size of Texas strikes again at the buzzer!
Dennis Smith Jr., this swiss-army-knife type, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over limited stamina!
Dennis Smith Jr. With the highlight-reel free throw! This well-respected player owning the moment!
Cut! Halftime. Kevin Porter Jr.'s jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Did you know? Kevin Porter Jr. Tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.
Cooper Flagg, this respected competitor, barks at the teammate! Tendency to force bad shots taking over!
Cooper Flagg forces a floater off the pick and roll! This well-respected player trying too hard!
Jaren Jackson Jr., this well-respected player, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Jaren Jackson Jr. Pulls up but the legs won't cooperate! Tendency to force bad shots catching up!
Jaren Jackson Jr. Penetrates to the tunnel in disappointment. This solid pro will learn from this.
Dennis Smith Jr. Takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Kevin Porter Jr. Doesn't drink. Throat too tight. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
120-101 (W)
Anthony Edwards, this seasoned vet, draws first blood! A bucket to start!
Anthony Edwards, this mountain of a man, overpowers for an and-one! Size matters!
This league veteran Anthony Edwards with the no-foul contest facing the rim! Clean as a whistle!
This established player Dennis Smith Jr. Creates for others! Unselfish play with ridiculous creativity!
Jaren Jackson Jr., this pocket rocket, exploits the mismatch from the right corner! Smart play!
End of the first half. Dennis Smith Jr. Is beet red but still standing. Juicy intel: Dennis Smith Jr. Turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
Kevin Porter Jr. Penetrates and fires a buzzer beater! This tweener lighting it up!
Jaren Jackson Jr. Blows past in front of the home faithful! Palpable tension! Beautiful!
Cooper Flagg, this next-level player, rotates on defense! Freakish explosiveness team commitment!
Dennis Smith Jr. Is writing the story tonight! This next-level player with a tear drop from the right corner!
This respected competitor Anthony Edwards wraps up a sensational performance! Victory is sweet!
Dennis Smith Jr. Moonwalks across the hardwood. Kevin Porter Jr. Attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. Did you know that Kevin Porter Jr. Practices volunteer firefighter on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
97-111 (L)
Dennis Smith Jr., this do-it-all player, takes the court! The Playoff atmosphere is electric!
This legit talent Kevin Porter Jr. Misses the mark! A buzzer beater goes begging from mid-range!
This solid pro Anthony Edwards dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Cooper Flagg bites on the pump fake! This guy with a proven track record sent flying at half court!
A bank shot by Jaren Jackson Jr.! The building is rocking! This legit talent takeover!
Time to breathe. Kevin Porter Jr. Has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. Anecdote: Kevin Porter Jr. Once wore his jersey inside out for the entire first quarter. Nobody dared say anything. Back in action! The coach got the message across.
This well-respected player Cooper Flagg shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Kevin Porter Jr. Can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this established player!
Dennis Smith Jr. Spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
Anthony Edwards asks for the ball to slow the pace! This respected competitor needs air!
This player making noise Kevin Porter Jr. Shakes hands and moves on. In the end, injury-prone body proved costly.
Kevin Porter Jr. Pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. Anthony Edwards takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
106-111 (L)
This legit talent Dennis Smith Jr. Opens the scoring! A pull-up jumper! Early advantage!
Jaren Jackson Jr. Answers back with a buzzer beater! Iron discipline under pressure!
Kevin Porter Jr. Gives up the back door! Tendency to force bad shots when overplaying!
Kevin Porter Jr. Lets fly the rock but it won't fall! Cold streak continues!
Kevin Porter Jr., this player making noise, wills the team back! Ridiculous creativity driving the comeback!
Halftime! Dennis Smith Jr. Has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Juicy intel: Dennis Smith Jr. Turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
Anthony Edwards penetrates but can't score in crunch time! Opportunity lost!
Jaren Jackson Jr., this miniature missile, waves off the play call! Heavy feet hurting the team!
This well-respected player Jaren Jackson Jr. Is living their best moment right now from the left corner!
Kevin Porter Jr. Misses in the clutch! An alley-oop off the mark in the final quarter!
Dennis Smith Jr. Walks off in silence. This player making noise gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Jaren Jackson Jr. Pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. Anthony Edwards takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
108-96 (W)
Jaren Jackson Jr. Looks dialed in from the start! Nerves of steel preparation showing!
Kevin Porter Jr. Dishes the basketball beautifully for a sky hook! What touch!
Dennis Smith Jr. A rebound in traffic and starts the fast break! Defense wins championships!
Cooper Flagg, this player on the come-up, drives and kicks! Perfect assist for a layup!
Cooper Flagg, this dude putting the league on notice, orchestrates the delay game! Next-level basketball IQ in action!
Intermission. Cooper Flagg dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Did you know Cooper Flagg once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Anthony Edwards pulls up and drills a deep three! Can't teach that!
The crowd is on its feet! Palpable tension as Dennis Smith Jr. Takes the court!
Dennis Smith Jr., this dude putting the league on notice, runs the play exactly as drawn! Execution!
This will be talked about for years! Anthony Edwards with a two-handed slam! Iconic!
Kevin Porter Jr. Pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This seasoned vet savors the win!
Dennis Smith Jr. And Kevin Porter Jr. Pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
86-124 (L)
This guy with a proven track record Anthony Edwards means business! Fast start off the pick and roll!
Kevin Porter Jr. Rushes a floater from downtown! Tendency to rush creeping in!
Anthony Edwards, this colossus, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted in transition!
Anthony Edwards, this 7-footer, fouls unnecessarily from mid-range! Tendency to force bad shots!
Cooper Flagg, this solid pro, with the frustrated foul! Lack of consistency in tough moments!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Kevin Porter Jr. Asks for an ice pack. Little scoop: Kevin Porter Jr. Logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. We're back! The players look fired up.
Dennis Smith Jr., this dude putting the league on notice, fumbles the finish at half court! Back to the drawing board!
This name that's buzzing Cooper Flagg calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Limited stamina taking its toll!
Jaren Jackson Jr. With the backcourt violation! This respected competitor under too much pressure!
Jaren Jackson Jr., this lightning-quick little man, pounds the scorer's table! Lack of consistency on full display!
Anthony Edwards, this well-respected player, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Dennis Smith Jr. Is the last one off the court, shoulders hunched. Cooper Flagg waits at the tunnel entrance. Fun fact: my sound engineer fell asleep during the second quarter. I woke him with an elbow. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
My Team ends the season #7 with a 9W-6L record. Season MVP: Anthony Edwards.
Season Journal
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby!
Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Anthony Edwards on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 197 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them.
But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it.
The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
My Team ends the season #7 with a 9W-6L record. Season MVP: Anthony Edwards.
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