☠️
246
Days survived
866
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
490
🗺️ Km traveled
99
👑 Decisions
91
🩺 Rescues
451
🍳 Meals cooked
56
🪤 Traps built
265
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
67 events
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Napoleon and Usain Bolt were on the wrong side. Mike Tyson spotted them from the roof of a bus. William Harvey, Gordon Ramsay, and Elon Musk were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Jesus Christ, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
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Day 1: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. William Harvey must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
+4
1
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📍 Chinatown alleys. Neon signs flicker. Gordon Ramsay dodges zombies. "Yo, watch it!"
0
2
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Day 2: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Usain Bolt must find shelter on higher ground.
+5
2
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Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+4
4
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Gordon Ramsay opens the chip bag and the crunching noise alerts all zombies within 200 meters.
-5
7
🎒
Napoleon weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
8
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Napoleon motivates survivors with a Braveheart-worthy speech
+3
10
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Day 10: Napoleon finds a military walkie-talkie still functional. Communication changes everything.
+7
10
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
12
🎒
Usain Bolt forgets to close their eyes when throwing the flash grenade and can't see anything for 5 minutes.
-5
14
🎂
Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
17
💀
Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
17
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Jesus Christ
has died
18
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Day 18: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Napoleon must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
26
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Day 26: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. Napoleon leads the last defense.
+13
31
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Day 31: Usain Bolt is on night watch and spots suspicious movement. Zombie or survivor?
+5
31
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
31
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Napoleon organizes a perfect tactical formation... that zombies completely ignore
+3
32
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Usain Bolt bites into the apple and breaks a tooth on a petrified worm.
-3
38
🎒
Napoleon opens a fresh soda found in a vending machine. The sugar gives everyone a boost.
+4
39
🎂
Usain Bolt (40 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
41
🎒
Gordon Ramsay installs an umbrella and cushion in the cart. It's now a luxury vehicle.
+3
43
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Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
46
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📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Mike Tyson grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
49
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William Harvey attempts emergency amputation to stop zombie infection
49
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William Harvey
has died
54
🎒
Gordon Ramsay tries to cut a zombie with their pizza cutter. Like tickling a wall.
-3
54
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Mike Tyson breaks their knuckles on one particularly thick-skulled zombie. No gloves, no glory, no more fighting.
+2
60
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Day 60: Napoleon finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
62
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Napoleon offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
63
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Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
67
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
85
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Day 85: Mike Tyson drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
86
🎒
Usain Bolt discovers they can moonwalk faster than normal sprinting. Michael Jackson would be proud.
+3
91
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📍 Water tower rooftop. Usain Bolt checks the perimeter. "We're surrounded. Classic New York."
0
95
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Day 95: The camp's water is contaminated. Elon Musk must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
+9
99
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Napoleon coordinates an evacuation shouting 'NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND!'
99
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Napoleon
has died
101
⚡
Mike Tyson sets up a zombie vs survivor boxing match. Round 1: the zombie doesn't wait for the bell and fights dirty.
+2
104
🎒
Elon Musk can't control the balloon's altitude and drifts toward a storm zone.
-5
112
🎒
Mike Tyson uses the skateboard as a cutting board to prepare a sandwich mid-escape.
+2
113
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
116
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Day 116: Mike Tyson tries to fix the radio and turns it into a luxury paperweight.
-4
120
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Day 120: A mini tornado sucks up the camp supplies and scatters them over 500 meters. Usain Bolt chases after their sleeping bag flying in the wind.
-7
123
🎒
Elon Musk uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
124
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Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
128
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Day 128: A giant zombie, probably a former wrestler, blocks the camp's only exit. Usain Bolt must face it.
+12
131
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
131
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
136
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📍 Coney Island boardwalk. Abandoned rides creak. Elon Musk: "The Cyclone looks safer now."
0
158
⚡
Mike Tyson goes full Rocky on the undead, dropping zombies with haymakers and keeping the group safe in close quarters.
+2
159
🌍
Day 159: Elon Musk finds a stock of medicines in an overturned delivery truck. The rolling pharmacy.
+11
159
🎒
Mike Tyson puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
160
🎒
Mike Tyson plants his scissors in a zombie's temple with a swift and deadly gesture.
+4
167
⚡
Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
168
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Day 168: Usain Bolt has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
168
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Day 168: A rival group offers a shady deal. Elon Musk must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
169
🎒
Elon Musk compulsively presses the detonator like a TV remote.
+1
172
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
174
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Poetic death - Usain Bolt dies crossing the finish line, turned into a zombie he keeps running in circles forever
174
💀
Usain Bolt
has died
181
📌
📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Mike Tyson: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
0
182
🌍
Day 182: An injured survivor develops a severe infection. Elon Musk is the last medical hope.
-9
185
🌍
Day 185: Suspicious noises are coming from the basement. Elon Musk is sent to check. Obviously.
+3
187
🌍
Day 187: Mike Tyson finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
208
💀
Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
208
💀
Elon Musk
has died
212
🌍
Day 212: Mike Tyson attempts a motivational speech that makes three survivors cry. Not from joy, from despair.
-4
215
🌍
Day 215: Mike Tyson spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
217
🌍
Day 217: Mike Tyson discovers an intact wine cellar in an abandoned house. Camp morale skyrockets.
+8
218
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Day 217: Mike Tyson falls asleep during their watch shift. Fortunately, the zombies are apparently napping too.
-7
226
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Mike Tyson: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
246
💀
Mike Tyson stumbles while running with his scissors. Mom was right all along.
246
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Mike Tyson
has died
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