🏆
320
Days survived
1387
Zombies killed
1/7
Survivors
776
🗺️ Km traveled
151
👑 Decisions
111
🩺 Rescues
742
🍳 Meals cooked
91
🪤 Traps built
343
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
79 events
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Austin D was woken by screams. Lewis Hamilton by silence, which is worse. Goku didn't sleep at all. Gregory House was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Elon Musk was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Jeffrey Epstein heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
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📍 Park Slope. Yoga studio windows smashed. Gordon Ramsay: "Downward dog, dead dog."
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Day 3: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Austin D must improvise.
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4
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Failure: Goku charges alone into a 50-zombie horde while screaming. Courage 10/10. Strategy 0/10. Result: predictable.
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5
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Day 5: Austin D recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
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6
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Austin D empties their TEC-9 in 2 seconds without hitting a single zombie.
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Lewis Hamilton goes from 0 to 300 in seconds in the F1. Zombies don't have time to blink.
+10
7
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Gordon Ramsay serves tacos to zombies from the food truck. They politely queue up.
+5
8
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Success: Goku holds a breach alone for 20 minutes with axe and shield, until reinforcements arrive.
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8
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Austin D flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
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8
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Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
9
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Day 9: Lewis Hamilton intercepts a radio signal announcing a safe zone 50 km away. Hope reborn, suspicion too.
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Gregory House examines the survivors and detects a nascent infection before it worsens.
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Gregory House improvises painkillers using found medicinal plants
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Day 13: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Elon Musk must find their weak point.
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14
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Jeffrey Epstein loses control of the heavy motorcycle in a turn. 400 kilos of steel
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
16
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Day 16: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Elon Musk must improvise a crossing.
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19
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Gregory House empties their MP5 magazine in 2 seconds and realizes they have no spare.
-5
20
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Bizarre: Goku collects a trophy from each killed zombie. His necklace weighs 9 pounds. Nobody dares ask what it is.
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30
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Gordon Ramsay slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
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Day 31: An infected survivor hides their bite. Gregory House is the only one capable of diagnosing.
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41
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Goku uses his empty MAC-10 as a hammer. It's still better than nothing.
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42
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Elon Musk wears a suit and dark glasses with their Uzi. Apocalypse Secret Service.
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43
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Day 43: Total solar eclipse. The zombies lift their heads to the sky like morbid sunflowers. Gordon Ramsay finds it both magnificent and terrifying.
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📍 Williamsburg. Hipster zombies in flannel. Goku: "They were dead inside before this."
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59
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Gregory House is 67 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
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63
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Lewis Hamilton races through an infested city in a racing car, clearing the path for the survivor convoy.
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65
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Day 65: A survivor is having a panic attack and wants to leave the camp. Austin D must reason with them.
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66
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Austin D uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
67
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Lewis Hamilton does a lap of honor on an abandoned track with a zombie co-pilot. Lap time: respectable.
+1
68
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Lewis Hamilton loses a wing at 320 km/h in the F1. The car takes flight and so does Lewis Hamilton.
68
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Lewis Hamilton
has died
70
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Elon Musk uses the tow truck's hook to clear cars blocking the road. The way is clear!
+7
78
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Gregory House crosses the war zone in an armored military ambulance. Zombies break their teeth on the armor.
+9
81
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Gordon Ramsay shares some beers with the group at sunset. Moment of brotherhood in chaos.
+4
82
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Day 82: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Gregory House must verify their skills before they kill someone.
+4
82
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Goku advances slowly but surely in the Great War tank. Zombies can't do anything against 1917 steel.
+7
85
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Gregory House treats the group's wounds with makeshift medical supplies
+4
91
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Gregory House: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
92
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Day 92: Elon Musk discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
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100
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
106
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Day 106: Gregory House finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
106
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
108
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Austin D realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
114
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Day 114: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Gordon Ramsay watches the scene, puzzled.
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115
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
115
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
130
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
136
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📍 Roosevelt Island tram. Swaying in the wind. Goku: "Nope. Absolutely not."
0
139
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Day 139: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Gregory House is closest and must react in a split second.
+10
144
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
147
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Austin D remotely controls the tracked robot and lights the way for the group. Safe exploration!
+7
153
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Gregory House diagnoses the zombie infection status of a suspicious survivor
+4
159
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Day 159: Austin D steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
163
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Day 163: Elon Musk finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
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164
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
173
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Day 173: Gregory House finds a military walkie-talkie still functional. Communication changes everything.
+7
181
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Goku ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
181
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Goku
has died
181
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📍 Yellow cab graveyard in Midtown. Austin D hotwires one. "Meter's still running. Classic."
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210
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Day 210: Austin D tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
-5
215
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Day 215: Suspicious noises are coming from the basement. Austin D is sent to check. Obviously.
+3
224
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Day 224: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Gregory House must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
+4
225
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Day 225: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. Austin D leads the last defense.
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226
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📍 The subway tunnels echo with groans. Austin D: "Still smells better than rush hour."
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228
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Elon Musk is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
228
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Elon Musk
has died
250
🌍
Day 250: Austin D throws a smoke grenade instead of an offensive grenade. The zombie is confused, but alive.
-5
251
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Day 251: Zombies are digging a tunnel under the camp. Austin D must organize the underground counter-offensive.
+9
253
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Day 253: A stray dog follows Austin D to camp. Keep it or not? It's a morale booster, but it barks.
+5
257
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Day 257: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Austin D must find shelter on higher ground.
+5
270
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Gregory House accidentally activates the military ambulance self-destruct system. Apparently that exists.
270
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Gregory House
has died
271
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📍 Harlem jazz club. A record player spins endlessly. Austin D: "The music never died. Just the musicians."
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272
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Day 272: The camp cook has gone missing. Austin D must feed 50 people with what's left.
-14
276
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Day 276: It's so cold that zombies have frost on their faces. One has an icicle hanging from its nose. Austin D hesitates between laughing and fleeing.
-5
282
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Day 282: Austin D recovers a bulletproof vest from a zombie cop. He didn't need it anymore, obviously.
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293
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Day 293: Austin D must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
-12
296
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Day 296: The generator breaks down. Without power, electric fences are decorative. Austin D must repair.
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300
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Day 300 — The hordes finally scatter. The survivors held their ground against the apocalypse. 🏆
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307
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Day 307: Austin D snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
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311
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Day 311: The radio picks up an SOS signal. Austin D must decide whether to respond or ignore it.
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312
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Day 312: Austin D trips over a decapitated zombie and breaks their wrist. The enemy strikes even after death.
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📍 Harlem jazz club. A record player spins endlessly. Austin D: "The music never died. Just the musicians."
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Austin D survived the zombie apocalypse!
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