☠️
43
Days survived
57
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
44
🗺️ Km traveled
11
👑 Decisions
8
🩺 Rescues
38
🍳 Meals cooked
5
🪤 Traps built
37
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
25 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Bill Gates was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Bill Nighy and Bill Russell had barricaded the entrances. Bill Cosby was already treating the first injuries. Bill Clinton found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Bill Nye rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Bill... Bill just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
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Day 1: The camp's water is contaminated. Bill Nye must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
+9
1
🎂
Bill Nye is 71 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
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📍 Brooklyn Bridge wobbles under zombie weight. Bill Clinton: "At least there's no traffic for once."
0
2
⚡
Bill Nye over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
2
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🎂
Bill Cosby, 89 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
-8
3
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Poetic death - Bill Clinton dies while giving one last patriotic speech to zombies
3
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Bill Clinton
has died
6
⚡
Bill Nye builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
7
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Day 7: Bill Cosby spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
8
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Bill desperately searches for a 'Survival for Dummies' manual
8
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Bill
has died
12
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Day 12: An intact pharmaceutical lab is spotted. Bill Cosby must search it without waking the hibernating zombies.
+10
15
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Failure - Bill Cosby flubs their final line and shouts 'CUT!' facing a hungry horde
+1
17
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Bill Russell dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
17
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Bill Russell
has died
18
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Bill Gates organizes an IPO for their startup 'ZombieUber' - home brain delivery service
+3
20
🌍
Day 20: Bill Gates mistakes the alert signal for the dinner bell. Arrives at the cafeteria mid-attack.
-6
22
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Poetic death - Bill Cosby dies reciting Hamlet, zombies applaud before devouring them
22
💀
Bill Cosby
has died
23
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Day 23: Bill Gates drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
25
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Success - Bill Nighy improvises an epic monologue that hypnotizes zombies for 30 crucial seconds
+2
29
💀
Bill Nighy drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Bill Nighy doesn't.
29
💀
Bill Nighy
has died
34
🌍
Day 34: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Bill Nye must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
-7
35
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Bill Gates negotiates an exclusive contract with zombies to monopolize the brain market
+3
36
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Bill Nye dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
36
💀
Bill Nye
has died
38
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Day 38: Bill Gates uses the last walkie-talkie battery to play Snake. Communication can wait.
-6
39
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Day 38: Bill Gates tries to fix the radio and turns it into a luxury paperweight.
-4
42
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Bill Gates diversifies their portfolio by buying shares in atomic bunkers
+3
43
💀
Bill Gates calculates the ROI of their survival and decides dying costs less than living
43
💀
Bill Gates
has died
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