☠️
65
Days survived
91
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
76
🗺️ Km traveled
19
👑 Decisions
15
🩺 Rescues
67
🍳 Meals cooked
8
🪤 Traps built
67
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
34 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Sean Combs, Jude the Apostle, Elizabeth II, Jesus Christ, Chef, Donald Trump, and Jesus Christ found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Sean Combs screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Elizabeth II pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Jesus Christ ran to the pharmacy aisle. Chef emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Donald Trump cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Jude the Apostle found the stairs to the roof. Jesus Christ was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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📍 Bronx apartment building. Fire escape creaks. Donald Trump: "Rent was too high anyway."
0
3
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Day 3: Jude the Apostle mistakes a zombie for a sleeping survivor and offers it coffee. Awkward moment.
-3
4
🎒
Sean Combs puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
5
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Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+3
5
🎂
Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
6
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Donald Trump puts their broom on the ground, steps on it and takes the handle straight to the face. KO.
6
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Donald Trump
has died
11
🎒
Elizabeth II presses the detonator at the perfect moment and blows up the bridge covered with zombies.
+9
12
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Day 12: A tropical microclimate turns the zone into a furnace. Zombies are faster, more aggressive. Jesus Christ must adapt the defense.
+9
12
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Elizabeth II, 96 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
-8
13
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Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+3
15
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Jude the Apostle throws the last shuriken which cuts the rope holding a piano above their head.
15
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Jude the Apostle
has died
16
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Chef transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
21
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Day 21: Chef negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
21
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Jesus Christ roasts marshmallows by the campfire. A moment of pure happiness in zombie hell.
+5
23
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Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
23
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Jesus Christ
has died
25
🎒
Jesus Christ uses the skateboard as a cutting board to prepare a sandwich mid-escape.
+2
26
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Day 26: Jesus Christ sets up a trap that triggers on an ally. Friendship severely tested.
-6
29
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Sean Combs motivates survivors with an epic rap battle
+3
32
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Elizabeth II climbs an apple tree to pick fruit and the branch gives way. Twenty meters of free fall.
32
💀
Elizabeth II
has died
34
🌍
Day 34: Jesus Christ must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
+6
35
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Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+3
37
🎒
Chef tries to run with open scissors and understands why mom said not to do it.
-4
45
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Jesus Christ throws their toy mallet at a zombie who catches it and throws it back. Start of a deadly game.
45
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Jesus Christ
has died
46
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Day 46: Gas leak detected in the main building. Chef must intervene quickly.
-10
46
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Chef: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
48
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Chef seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
51
🎒
Sean Combs discovers the cart wheel spins in every direction except the right one. Classic.
-3
53
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Chef dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
53
💀
Chef
has died
54
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Day 54: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Sean Combs must find an alternative approach.
+5
55
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Day 55: Wind blows at 120 km/h. Debris flies everywhere. Sean Combs must reinforce the barricades before they blow away.
+5
56
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Sean Combs uses their microphone as a stylish blunt weapon
+3
57
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Sean Combs raps so hard that zombies freeze in admiration
+3
64
🎒
Sean Combs throws their dart right into a zombie's eye from 5 meters. Triple 20.
+4
65
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Sean Combs distracts zombies by rapping their life story
65
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Sean Combs
has died
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