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29
Days survived
41
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
31
🗺️ Km traveled
6
👑 Decisions
5
🩺 Rescues
18
🍳 Meals cooked
3
🪤 Traps built
19
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
25 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Stephen Hawking was woken by screams. Sean Combs by silence, which is worse. Noah Lyles didn't sleep at all. Jeffrey Epstein was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Stephen Curry was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Kobe Bryant was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Michael Jordan heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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Day 1: It's raining frogs. Literally. Michael Jordan doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
+3
1
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Sean Combs uses their microphone as a stylish blunt weapon
+2
1
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Stephen Hawking is 76 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
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Sean Combs is 57 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
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Stephen Curry slam-dunked a zombie into a dumpster. Shaq would be proud. Do not attempt at home.
1
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Stephen Curry
has died
1
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📍 Laundromat. Machines still running. Jeffrey Epstein: "Clean clothes in the apocalypse. Luxury."
0
2
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Jeffrey Epstein tries to negotiate peace with zombies by offering them donations
+2
4
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Day 4: The barricades are rotting from moisture. Stephen Hawking must supervise repairs.
+4
6
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Kobe Bryant explains why splitting up is a TERRIBLE idea
6
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Kobe Bryant
has died
7
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Day 7: Jeffrey Epstein steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
9
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Stephen Hawking is so absorbed analyzing a zombie tissue sample that they don't see the horde coming through the lab window.
0
10
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Poetic death - Michael Jordan dies while writing the last sentence: 'And that's how my story end...'
10
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Michael Jordan
has died
14
🌍
Day 14: Rats invade the grain storage. Jeffrey Epstein must eliminate them without wasting ammunition.
+3
14
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Unusual - Noah Lyles organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+3
15
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Jeffrey Epstein launches a 'Zombies Without Borders' foundation to cure the undead
15
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
16
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Day 16: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Noah Lyles must find shelter on higher ground.
+5
17
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Stephen Hawking synthesizes a chemical repellent from lab supplies. Zombies back away — the scientific method works even on the dead.
0
19
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Stephen Hawking injects an experimental serum as a last resort. The notebook entries stop at 'Subject: myself. Result: in progress...'
19
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Stephen Hawking
has died
20
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Day 20: Sean Combs must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
-12
25
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Failure - Noah Lyles botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+3
26
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Sean Combs distracts zombies by rapping their life story
26
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Sean Combs
has died
27
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Day 27: Total solar eclipse. The zombies lift their heads to the sky like morbid sunflowers. Noah Lyles finds it both magnificent and terrifying.
-8
27
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Success - Noah Lyles sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+3
28
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Day 28: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Noah Lyles must deal with this.
+4
29
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Poetic death - Noah Lyles dies crossing the finish line, turned into a zombie he keeps running in circles forever
29
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Noah Lyles
has died
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