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141
Days survived
306
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
212
🗺️ Km traveled
36
👑 Decisions
31
🩺 Rescues
265
🍳 Meals cooked
18
🪤 Traps built
169
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
50 events
1
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Post Malone spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Katniss Everdeen nodded without a word. Mike Tyson cracked their knuckles. Desmond Doss opened their first aid kit. Gordon Ramsay pulled a camping stove from their bag. MrBeast pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Taylor Swift looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
Post Malone uses their microphone as a stylish blunt weapon
+3
1
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📍 Rockefeller Center. Ice rink filled with bodies. Post Malone: "Christmas is cancelled."
0
2
🎒
Katniss Everdeen offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
3
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Day 3: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Desmond Doss must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
+4
3
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Day 3: Night frost made roads impassable. A group of zombies blocks the only exit. Mike Tyson must clear the way.
+8
4
🎒
Gordon Ramsay blasts reggae in the surfer van and cruises calmly. Zombies feel the good vibes.
+6
4
Mike Tyson breaks their knuckles on one particularly thick-skulled zombie. No gloves, no glory, no more fighting.
+2
8
🎂
MrBeast is 28 years old, a good balance between experience and physical fitness.
+6
9
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Taylor Swift tries to teach music theory to survivors to 'preserve culture'
9
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Taylor Swift
has died
14
🎒
Post Malone uses all 12 functions of their Swiss Army knife to create an ingenious anti-zombie trap.
+5
15
Post Malone motivates survivors with an epic rap battle
+3
20
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Day 20: Gordon Ramsay discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
+4
26
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Mike Tyson falls off the horse in front of zombies. The horse continues without him. Equine betrayal.
-5
29
🎂
Mike Tyson is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
31
MrBeast uses their drone to scout zombies (and crashes into a tree)
0
36
🌍
Day 36: A stray dog follows Post Malone to camp. Keep it or not? It's a morale booster, but it barks.
+5
37
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MrBeast creates sponsored content for expired canned goods
37
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MrBeast
has died
40
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Day 40: Desmond Doss uses the last disinfectant to clean their hands after eating chips. Priorities.
-4
45
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Katniss Everdeen trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
46
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Katniss Everdeen stabs a zombie with the sacrificial dagger and the group swears they saw a mystical glow.
+6
46
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📍 Central Park is overrun. Post Malone spots a hot dog cart. "Priorities," they mutter, grabbing mustard packets.
0
49
🌍
Day 49: Mike Tyson recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
49
Desmond Doss categorically refuses to carry a weapon, even facing a hungry zombie
+2
50
Mike Tyson goes full Rocky on the undead, dropping zombies with haymakers and keeping the group safe in close quarters.
+2
51
💀
Desmond Doss attempts to heal a bitten zombie with love and therapeutic hugs
51
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Desmond Doss
has died
53
🎒
Gordon Ramsay tries to cut a zombie with their pizza cutter. Like tickling a wall.
-3
58
Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
62
🌍
Day 62: Katniss Everdeen mistakes the alert signal for the dinner bell. Arrives at the cafeteria mid-attack.
-6
67
Mike Tyson sets up a zombie vs survivor boxing match. Round 1: the zombie doesn't wait for the bell and fights dirty.
+2
68
🎒
Mike Tyson discovers the cookies are infested with weevils. Appetite is lost for the day.
-4
71
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Day 71: Post Malone forgets to close the camp gate after a night outing. Three zombies walk in like they own the place.
-8
73
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Post Malone reaches such speed on the aero-bike that the wind tears off the helmet. And the rest.
73
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Post Malone
has died
74
🎒
Mike Tyson breaks their fingers punching a wall instead of the zombie with brass knuckles.
-5
83
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Day 83: Mike Tyson tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
-5
86
🌍
Day 86: The barricades are rotting from moisture. Katniss Everdeen must supervise repairs.
+4
88
Katniss Everdeen brings home fresh game daily AND clears zombies en route. Crossbow in hand, deadly silent. Camp's MVP, no contest.
+4
91
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📍 MetLife Building. Helicopter on the roof. Katniss Everdeen: "Our ticket out. If it has fuel."
0
94
Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
97
🎒
Katniss Everdeen throws an apple at a zombie and scores a perfect headshot. William Tell would be proud.
+5
99
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Katniss Everdeen chases wounded deer too deep into infected territory. The hunter becomes the hunted. Nature bats last.
99
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Katniss Everdeen
has died
102
🌍
Day 102: Total solar eclipse. The zombies lift their heads to the sky like morbid sunflowers. Gordon Ramsay finds it both magnificent and terrifying.
-8
109
Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
111
🌍
Day 111: The camp toilets are out of order. Gordon Ramsay must solve this urgent sanitary problem.
+4
113
🎒
Gordon Ramsay uses cold fries as mikado sticks with other survivors. Unexpected moment of relaxation.
+2
115
💀
Gordon Ramsay drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Gordon Ramsay doesn't.
115
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
130
🌍
Day 130: Mike Tyson spots an abandoned armored vehicle. But the tank is empty and zombies lurk nearby.
-10
133
🌍
Day 133: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Mike Tyson must stand guard on the roof tonight.
-14
135
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Day 135: An infected survivor hides their bite. Mike Tyson is the only one capable of diagnosing.
-20
136
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Mike Tyson: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
141
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Mike Tyson dies on their feet, fists raised, refusing to go down even when overwhelmed by the horde - a true champion's exit.
141
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Mike Tyson
has died

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