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80
Days survived
92
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
101
🗺️ Km traveled
33
👑 Decisions
10
🩺 Rescues
82
🍳 Meals cooked
8
🪤 Traps built
92
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
42 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Bonnie Blue was woken by screams. Ice Spice by silence, which is worse. Bhad Bhabie didn't sleep at all. Brooke Tilli was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Violet Myers was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Mia Khalifa was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Mia Malkova heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
🌍
Day 1: A stray dog follows Brooke Tilli to camp. Keep it or not? It's a morale booster, but it barks.
+5
1
🌍
Day 1: Violet Myers tries to make a campfire and sets their own tent on fire. Technique needs work.
-7
1
🎒
Mia Malkova shoots through an armored door with their FN Five-Seven and hits the zombie behind it.
+7
1
🎒
Bhad Bhabie cuts off a zombie's head with his garden shears like a poorly trimmed hedge.
+5
1
Mia Malkova uses the teleprompter as a zombie shield
+2
1
💀
Brooke Tilli confuses the detonator with his calculator and presses it while sitting on the explosives.
1
💀
Brooke Tilli
has died
1
📌
📍 Laundromat. Machines still running. Mia Khalifa: "Clean clothes in the apocalypse. Luxury."
0
5
🎒
Mia Malkova starts the subway and speeds through tunnels away from zombies. Next station: Freedom!
+8
9
Bhad Bhabie raps so hard that zombies freeze in admiration
0
13
🌍
Day 13: Heat wave. 42°C in the shade. Zombies slow down, their flesh dries out. Mia Malkova must ration the group's water.
-10
13
🎒
Bhad Bhabie discovers the bread is covered in fluorescent green mold. Inedible.
-3
15
🌍
Day 15: Violet Myers recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
19
💀
Mia Malkova swings the lapel mic like makeshift nunchucks
19
💀
Mia Malkova
has died
20
🌍
Day 20: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Bhad Bhabie must verify their skills before they kill someone.
-8
21
🎒
Mia Khalifa cracks their whip and tears off a zombie's jaw from a distance.
+6
23
🌍
Day 23: The camp's water is contaminated. Mia Khalifa must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
-17
27
🎒
Violet Myers navigates the rough terrain obstacles without problem thanks to the mountain bike. Zombies get stuck behind.
+7
27
Bhad Bhabie motivates survivors with an epic rap battle
0
30
💀
Violet Myers drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Violet Myers doesn't.
30
💀
Violet Myers
has died
33
🎒
Bonnie Blue crumbles cookies to trace a path back to camp. Hansel of the apocalypse.
+2
34
🌍
Day 34: Bonnie Blue discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
35
🎒
Bhad Bhabie can't find the ambulance brake. Controls are in English and Bhad Bhabie regrets not studying.
-5
36
🌍
Day 36: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Bhad Bhabie must stand guard on the roof tonight.
-14
37
Bhad Bhabie uses their microphone as a stylish blunt weapon
0
42
💀
Mia Khalifa blames the government for causing the zombie outbreak
42
💀
Mia Khalifa
has died
44
🌍
Day 44: An injured survivor develops a severe infection. Bhad Bhabie is the last medical hope.
-9
46
📌
📍 SoHo boutique. Bhad Bhabie finds designer clothes. "At least I'll die fashionable."
0
47
Bonnie Blue broadcasts from the roof: 'The situation is under control!'
+3
48
🌍
Day 48: Wind blows at 120 km/h. Debris flies everywhere. Bhad Bhabie must reinforce the barricades before they blow away.
+5
49
🎒
Ice Spice impales a zombie with a perfectly aligned bayonet thrust.
+6
52
🎒
Bonnie Blue breaks their fingers punching a wall instead of the zombie with brass knuckles.
-5
55
💀
Bhad Bhabie trips with his open garden shears and falls on them.
55
💀
Bhad Bhabie
has died
56
🌍
Day 56: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Bonnie Blue must improvise a crossing.
-17
57
🎒
Bonnie Blue mows down zombies with the farm tractor like wheat stalks. Record harvest this year!
+7
59
🌍
Day 59: Bonnie Blue eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
61
Bonnie Blue hypnotizes zombies with that Colgate smile
+3
62
🎒
Ice Spice pedals like a maniac and outpaces the zombies effortlessly. Long live the Tour de France of survival!
+6
67
💀
Ice Spice goes down stairs on a bike and does a flip over the handlebars. Lands on the neck.
67
💀
Ice Spice
has died
72
🎂
Bonnie Blue is 27 years old, a good balance between experience and physical fitness.
+6
74
🌍
Day 74: Bonnie Blue loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
76
🌍
Day 76: Bonnie Blue throws a smoke grenade instead of an offensive grenade. The zombie is confused, but alive.
-5
80
💀
Bonnie Blue flips the tractor in a ditch. The tractor weighs 5 tons. Bonnie Blue weighs 80 kilos.
80
💀
Bonnie Blue
has died

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