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7 members · by Gunnar Carr · TeamBranch

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33
Days survived
46
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
45
🗺️ Km traveled
2
👑 Decisions
2
🩺 Rescues
18
🍳 Meals cooked
4
🪤 Traps built
41
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
28 events
1
📖
Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Ed Gein and Ted Bundy were on the wrong side. Jeffrey Dahmer spotted them from the roof of a bus. Aileen Wuornos, Doc Holliday, and Edmund Kemper were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Zodiac Killer, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
🌍
Day 1: Aileen Wuornos attempts a motivational speech that makes three survivors cry. Not from joy, from despair.
-4
1
🎒
Ted Bundy trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
1
Edmund Kemper silently eliminates threats... all threats
+1
1
🎂
Ed Gein is 78 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
💀
Poetic Death: Doc Holliday dies betting his life in a negotiation. He had a good hand. But death doesn't play cards, it just flips the table.
1
💀
Doc Holliday
has died
1
📌
📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Aileen Wuornos grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
4
🌍
Day 4: The generator breaks down. Without power, electric fences are decorative. Zodiac Killer must repair.
+9
4
🎂
Ted Bundy (43 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
6
🎒
Aileen Wuornos rides majestically on their penny-farthing and zombies stand agape at this vision from another century.
+5
7
Aileen Wuornos methodically analyzes zombie movement patterns
-4
8
💀
Zodiac Killer leans too far to one side of the canoe to see a fish. The canoe capsizes in violent rapids.
8
💀
Zodiac Killer
has died
9
🌍
Day 9: Jeffrey Dahmer opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
9
🎒
Edmund Kemper forgets to close their eyes when throwing the flash grenade and can't see anything for 5 minutes.
-5
10
Jeffrey Dahmer sets traps with disturbing efficiency
0
11
💀
Aileen Wuornos slips on a banana peel at the edge of a cliff. So cliché.
11
💀
Aileen Wuornos
has died
15
🌍
Day 15: Ed Gein sets up a trap that triggers on an ally. Friendship severely tested.
-6
15
🎒
Ted Bundy opens a fresh soda found in a vending machine. The sugar gives everyone a boost.
+4
18
💀
Ed Gein collects unsettling trophies
18
💀
Ed Gein
has died
19
🌍
Day 19: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. Jeffrey Dahmer must guide the group through this pea soup.
+4
19
🎒
Edmund Kemper cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
22
💀
A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Jeffrey Dahmer is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
22
💀
Jeffrey Dahmer
has died
25
🌍
Day 25: A camp member is secretly hoarding food. Edmund Kemper must handle the situation diplomatically.
-10
26
🎒
Edmund Kemper weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
29
💀
Edmund Kemper takes the scooter handlebar to the stomach after a failed jump. Fatal perforation.
29
💀
Edmund Kemper
has died
30
🌍
Day 30: Gas leak detected in the main building. Ted Bundy must intervene quickly.
+5
32
🌍
Day 32: It's so cold that zombies have frost on their faces. One has an icicle hanging from its nose. Ted Bundy hesitates between laughing and fleeing.
+3
32
🎒
Ted Bundy mounts their broomstick and charges the zombies screaming 'Expelliarmus!'
+3
33
💀
Ted Bundy decides to run a barefoot marathon through a field of glass shards. The bleeding is spectacular.
33
💀
Ted Bundy
has died

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