☠️
97
Days survived
239
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
132
🗺️ Km traveled
23
👑 Decisions
16
🩺 Rescues
90
🍳 Meals cooked
16
🪤 Traps built
50
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
43 events
1
📖
Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Alexander the Great spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Bobby Witt Jr. nodded without a word. Oba Femi cracked their knuckles. John Brown opened their first aid kit. Bear Grylls pulled a camping stove from their bag. Troy Hurtubise pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Victor Wembanyama looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
🎒
Alexander the Great blinds a group of zombies with his fire extinguisher foam then knocks them out with it.
+5
1
🎒
John Brown crosses the ravine by cable car, sheltered from ground zombies. Peaceful journey through the air!
+7
1
📌
📍 Chelsea Market. Zombies feast on... each other. Bobby Witt Jr.: "The irony is not lost on me."
0
3
🌍
Day 3: The camp toilets are out of order. Troy Hurtubise must solve this urgent sanitary problem.
+4
4
🌍
Day 4: Oba Femi slips on a blood puddle and lands on the camp's only decorative cactus.
-3
5
⚡
Alexander the Great orchestrates camp defense like a Pentagon briefing: flanks secured, reserves positioned, exit strategy locked and loaded. No horde shall pass.
+4
10
💀
Victor Wembanyama slam-dunked a zombie into a dumpster. Shaq would be proud. Do not attempt at home.
10
💀
Victor Wembanyama
has died
17
🌍
Day 17: Bear Grylls forgets to close the camp gate after a night outing. Three zombies walk in like they own the place.
-8
18
🌍
Day 17: A zombie has broken into the food storage. Bear Grylls must neutralize it without destroying the supplies.
+7
18
🎒
Bobby Witt Jr. slips on their own banana peel in front of the whole group.
-3
18
⚡
Alexander the Great gets cocky during a night raid and spreads troops thinner than gas station coffee. The north breach gets overrun. Strategic fail, heavy casualties.
+4
20
🎒
John Brown wears brass knuckles 24/7 and can no longer open doors.
+1
24
💀
Bobby Witt Jr. takes shelter under a tree during the storm. Lightning didn't read the survival manual either.
24
💀
Bobby Witt Jr.
has died
28
🎒
Bear Grylls discovers they can moonwalk faster than normal sprinting. Michael Jackson would be proud.
+3
28
⚡
Oba Femi enters every fight announcing their stage name with an imaginary mic. 'LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE UNDEAD UNDERTAKER!' The zombies don't care. The crickets do.
+2
29
🌍
Day 29: The camp doctor is bitten. John Brown must decide: amputation or quarantine.
+10
31
🌍
Day 31: Troy Hurtubise mistakes the alert signal for the dinner bell. Arrives at the cafeteria mid-attack.
-6
31
🎒
Alexander the Great cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
33
💀
John Brown offers apocalyptic anti-stress Pilates sessions
33
💀
John Brown
has died
34
⚡
Unusual - Bear Grylls finds a McDonald's still open with a zombie employee still serving rotten nuggets
+2
35
🌍
Day 35: Oba Femi steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
40
🎒
Bear Grylls shares some beers with the group at sunset. Moment of brotherhood in chaos.
+4
45
🌍
Day 45: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. Troy Hurtubise must secure the perimeter without electricity.
+6
46
📌
📍 Rockefeller Center. Ice rink filled with bodies. Oba Femi: "Christmas is cancelled."
0
50
🎒
Troy Hurtubise gets a flat tire on a zombie bone. Hard to find a repair shop in the middle of an apocalypse.
-4
52
💀
Oba Femi drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Oba Femi doesn't.
52
💀
Oba Femi
has died
59
🌍
Day 59: Alexander the Great mistakes a zombie for a sleeping survivor and offers it coffee. Awkward moment.
-3
59
🌍
Day 59: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Bear Grylls must create a monumental distraction.
+9
62
⚡
Troy Hurtubise mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
64
🎒
Alexander the Great juggles grenades while pedaling the unicycle. The apocalypse circus is born.
+5
64
🎒
Bear Grylls scatters caltrops that slow down the entire zombie horde.
+5
67
💀
Bear Grylls decides to run a barefoot marathon through a field of glass shards. The bleeding is spectacular.
67
💀
Bear Grylls
has died
68
⚡
Troy Hurtubise cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
75
🌍
Day 75: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Alexander the Great finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
+10
82
🌍
Day 82: Alexander the Great confuses the gas canister with the water canister. The barbecue is original, the thirst remains.
-7
82
🎒
Troy Hurtubise steps on their rake which swings up and hits them in the face. Classic.
-4
84
🎒
Troy Hurtubise uses cold fries as mikado sticks with other survivors. Unexpected moment of relaxation.
+2
85
💀
Troy Hurtubise dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
85
💀
Troy Hurtubise
has died
87
🌍
Day 87: The barricades are rotting from moisture. Alexander the Great must supervise repairs.
+4
91
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Alexander the Great: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
94
⚡
Alexander the Great assigns code names to zombies based on looks: 'Lefty Crawler', 'Barrel Chest', 'Fast-but-Half-Blind'. Briefings turn into comedy hour.
+4
95
🌍
Day 95: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Alexander the Great must stand guard on the roof tonight.
-14
97
💀
Alexander the Great pedals so fast the wheel disintegrates and the seat flies off like a missile. Fatal impact.
97
💀
Alexander the Great
has died
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