☠️
201
Days survived
554
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
380
🗺️ Km traveled
85
👑 Decisions
63
🩺 Rescues
378
🍳 Meals cooked
41
🪤 Traps built
273
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
64 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Donald Trump was woken by screams. Indiana Jones by silence, which is worse. Iron Man didn't sleep at all. Jesus Christ was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Elon Musk was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Kevin Hart heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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📍 Fifth Avenue. Smashed storefronts. Jesus Christ: "Black Friday got dark this year."
0
2
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Gordon Ramsay blasts reggae in the surfer van and cruises calmly. Zombies feel the good vibes.
+6
3
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Day 3: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Iron Man must find an alternative approach.
+5
4
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Day 3: An abandoned military convoy is spotted. Iron Man must secure it before the other survivors.
+8
4
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Jesus Christ reloads his Winchester 1887 one-handed like in Terminator and drops the zombie.
+8
4
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Kevin Hart falls off the horse in front of zombies. The horse continues without him. Equine betrayal.
-5
5
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Donald Trump negotiates an exclusive contract with zombies to monopolize the brain market
+3
6
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Kevin Hart throws rejected manuscripts at zombies as projectiles
+3
8
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Donald Trump diversifies their portfolio by buying shares in atomic bunkers
+3
10
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Day 10: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Jesus Christ must stand guard on the roof tonight.
+7
11
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Kevin Hart plays Russian roulette with his Colt Python. With six bullets. Genius.
11
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Kevin Hart
has died
13
🎒
Indiana Jones accidentally activates turbo mode on the aero-bike and ends up three cities away. Where am I?
+4
14
🌍
Day 14: Rats invade the grain storage. Gordon Ramsay must eliminate them without wasting ammunition.
+3
15
🎒
Donald Trump's hen escapes while clucking so loudly that the whole neighborhood knows where the group is hiding.
-5
17
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Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+3
20
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Day 20: An injured survivor develops a severe infection. Jesus Christ is the last medical hope.
+5
21
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Jesus Christ takes the wrong direction in the subway and returns to starting point. Infested zone.
-6
22
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
24
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Day 24: Jesus Christ recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
32
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
33
💀
Jesus Christ is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
33
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
36
🎒
Donald Trump weaves through small streets on the city bike where zombies can't follow. Smart!
+6
37
🎒
Donald Trump fires 50 P90 rounds without reloading and decimates the entire horde.
+9
46
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📍 Brooklyn Bridge wobbles under zombie weight. Donald Trump: "At least there's no traffic for once."
0
55
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Day 55: Donald Trump repairs an abandoned dirt bike. Mobility means survival.
+9
56
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Day 56: Donald Trump must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
+6
60
🎒
Elon Musk uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
61
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Donald Trump organizes an IPO for their startup 'ZombieUber' - home brain delivery service
+3
67
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Day 67: Indiana Jones mistakes the alert signal for the dinner bell. Arrives at the cafeteria mid-attack.
-6
69
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Iron Man uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+5
71
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Indiana Jones goes full Walking Dead makeup artist, disguises as a zombie with torn clothes. Walks through the horde. A zombie gives them a weird look and groans. Indiana Jones groans back. Zombie nods approvingly. Nailed it.
+3
74
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Indiana Jones transmits their final encrypted report from enemy camp. The message arrives: 'Mission accomplished. Compromised. Burn this frequency.' Signal goes dark.
74
💀
Indiana Jones
has died
75
🎒
Iron Man empties their MP5 magazine in 2 seconds and realizes they have no spare.
-5
76
⚡
Iron Man realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+5
80
🎒
Elon Musk is thrown backward by the recoil of his Model 29 and falls on his ass.
-4
82
🎒
Gordon Ramsay pulls the trigger of his Glock 17: click. The magazine is empty.
-6
91
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📍 Williamsburg. Hipster zombies in flannel. Elon Musk: "They were dead inside before this."
0
97
🌍
Day 97: Iron Man opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
99
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Day 99: Gordon Ramsay trips over a decapitated zombie and breaks their wrist. The enemy strikes even after death.
-6
109
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Iron Man flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+5
116
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Day 116: Torrential rains cause flooding. Zombies float like corks. Iron Man must evacuate the camp to higher floors.
+6
116
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
117
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Donald Trump calculates the ROI of their survival and decides dying costs less than living
117
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Donald Trump
has died
118
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Day 118: The radio picks up an SOS signal. Iron Man must decide whether to respond or ignore it.
+6
118
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
121
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
125
🎒
Gordon Ramsay uses empty beer bottles to create a perimeter alarm system. Guaranteed clinking.
+5
125
🎒
Iron Man fuels the steam locomotive and races through the countryside. Zombies can't catch a train at full steam!
+8
128
🌍
Day 128: Gordon Ramsay recovers a bulletproof vest from a zombie cop. He didn't need it anymore, obviously.
+8
129
🌍
Day 129: Iron Man crafts artisanal soap. Hygiene returns, infections retreat. Revolutionary.
+5
133
🎒
Iron Man finds UHT milk still good. Calcium and proteins strengthen the group.
+4
136
📌
📍 Central Park is overrun. Gordon Ramsay spots a hot dog cart. "Priorities," they mutter, grabbing mustard packets.
0
137
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
139
💀
Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
139
💀
Elon Musk
has died
151
🌍
Day 151: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Iron Man finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
+10
154
🌍
Day 154: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Iron Man must navigate blind.
+9
169
🎂
Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
174
🌍
Day 174: Gordon Ramsay captures a zombie to study it. First step toward a potential antidote. Or toward disaster.
+7
177
💀
Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
177
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
181
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Iron Man: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
195
🌍
Day 195: A double rainbow appears above a horde of 200 zombies. It's almost poetic. Iron Man takes time to admire it.
-3
196
🌍
Day 196: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Iron Man must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
+4
200
🌍
Day 200: Iron Man loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
201
💀
Iron Man forgets to check the rails. The railway bridge is destroyed. Plunge into the void with the locomotive.
201
💀
Iron Man
has died
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