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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | kevin durent elite | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Pre-season
Stop. Everybody shut up. You feel that? That smell of freshly waxed hardwood, brand-new kicks, and electric tension hanging in the air? That's the smell of a night that's going down in the history books. We're in a building where every seat is taken, every eye is locked on the tunnel where a team that has thrilled generations is about to emerge. Championships, heartbreaks, legendary comebacks, midnight trades that shifted the entire balance of the league... This franchise is a damn novel all by itself. And tonight, we're starting the next chapter. Ladies and gentlemen... Kevin durent elite! There's one guy on this team who scares the living hell out of everyone. Opponents, coaches, referees, even his own teammates sometimes. That's Kevin Durant. Standing at 208 cm, shoulders like a linebacker, and a touch on the ball so soft it makes you want to cry. This damn player can drop 40 one night, grab 15 boards the next, and slap you with a triple-double night after just because he was bored. The kind of guy you want on your squad and pray you never have to face. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. Attention, things are about to get serious. Actually no, things are about to go completely off the rails. The front office signed Prince. The man is a film producer. Yes, you heard that right. A film producer. On a basketball court. With their loaded checkbook in his gym bag and zero understanding of what a pick-and-roll is. The coach says it's a "bet on raw athleticism" but between us, I'm pretty sure he lost a poker bet. Prince had his first practice yesterday and asked if the free throw line was home plate. The teammates are dying laughing, the fans don't know whether to cry or applaud, and the GM was spotted updating his resume on LinkedIn. The budget is like the guy who goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, orders one entree and splits the dessert. It's not poverty, but it's not the high life either. They've got a decent roster, nobody's complaining, but nobody's saying "damn, what a squad" either. Solid without being spectacular. The kind of team that beats you on a Tuesday and you've forgotten about them by Wednesday morning. But underestimate them and they'll make you pay.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
97-105 (L)
The hardwood welcomes Hulk! The scientist with the hidden truth has arrived!
Barack Obama sends it long! Too much power, not enough finesse from this community organizer!
Hulk throws it into traffic! Reckless pass, the scientist got too confident!
Barack Obama gets blown by! Even a community organizer couldn't stop that!
Prince, this living legend, sinks a buzzer-beater with surgical precision facing the rim!
Halftime whistle. Kevin Durant flops into the first available chair. Juicy intel: Kevin Durant turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
Prince shakes their head! A film producer who can't believe that just happened!
Hulk gets blocked! Rejected harder than a scientist's worst day on the job!
This max-contract guy Kevin Durant uses the floater over this giant coverage! Smart!
Kevin Hart cramps up! Muscles tight from their loaded checkbook and the damn ball double duty!
Hulk tells reporters: 'Tomorrow we discovers better, like the hidden truth!'
Prince walks head down toward the tunnel. Kevin Durant drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
106-100 (W)
Hulk lands the first scoop layup! First blood! The scientist strikes first!
Barack Obama fires away and scores! Those community organizer hands work wonders with the Spalding!
Kevin Durant, this giant, covers ground to get the perfect contest! Wow!
This guy with rings on every finger Hulk orchestrates the offense off the pick and roll! Maestro!
Kevin Durant sets the screen at the perfect angle! This franchise guy cerebral play!
Coach calls everyone back. Kevin Hart drags his feet toward the tunnel. The staff told me Kevin Hart sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
Barack Obama pulls up and drills a fadeaway jumper! Can't teach that!
Hulk gets a cathedral silence every time they step on the venue! The scientist aura!
Hulk rallies everyone! The rally of a scientist rallying around the hidden truth!
Kevin Hart carries the weight of their loaded checkbook and the Spalding with equal grace!
Prince punches the air at game's end! Victory! The film producer did it!
Kevin Hart improvises an Oscar acceptance speech. Barack Obama plays the imaginary violin. Your commentator survived one game, four coffees, and a sandwich of questionable date. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
107-84 (W)
Prince posts up with energy from the opening whistle! This all-time great locked in!
Kevin Durant, this 7-footer, showcases pure God-given talent with a gorgeous deep three!
This bonafide star Kevin Durant anchors the defense from the left corner! Nothing gets through!
Hulk connects on the outlet! Long-range passing like their lab notebook at distance!
Barack Obama manipulates the defense! Manipulation worthy of their bullhorn on the neighborhood!
Halftime whistle. Barack Obama has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Little scoop: Barack Obama logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Kevin Durant, this bonafide star, drops a buzzer-beater along the baseline! Pure artistry!
The entire arena rises for Kevin Hart! A film producer lifted by their loaded checkbook and love!
Hulk finds the open teammate! This undisputed superstar making everyone better!
A narrative for the ages: Barack Obama, the community organizer who mastered their bullhorn and the Spalding!
This reliable star Kevin Hart wraps up a sensational performance! Victory is sweet!
Kevin Hart grabs the arena mic and screams. Just a scream. Hulk applauds. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
115-107 (W)
This household name Hulk catches the basketball early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Hulk scores from back to the basket! A bucket with ridiculous creativity! Brilliant!
Barack Obama, this swiss-army-knife type, erases the shot at the rim! Rim protector!
Hulk with the skip pass! Skipping over the defense, pure scientist vision!
Hulk sets the screen with precision worthy of their lab notebook! Tactical genius!
That's a wrap for now. Kevin Hart dives into the tunnel. Confession: Kevin Hart calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.
Prince with the fadeaway bucket! Smooth as their loaded checkbook in action!
Barack Obama tips their kicks to the crowd! The community organizer gesture with their bullhorn!
Prince sets the perfect screen! Built like a film producer who doesn't skip leg day!
Kevin Durant is the protagonist tonight! This max-contract guy authoring a masterpiece!
Barack Obama, this combo guard, salutes the faithful! A hug with the coach! What a night!
Kevin Hart climbs onto the scorer's table. Kevin Durant joins him. Security is unsure whether to intervene. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
113-88 (W)
Hulk bounces the basketball pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
Barack Obama with the reverse layup! Creative as a community organizer with the neighborhood!
Barack Obama pokes it away! Quick fingers from rallying the neighborhood!
Kevin Durant, this titan, delivers the entry pass! Beautiful feed into the post!
Prince communicates the switch! Clear as a film producer's instructions!
Well-deserved break. Kevin Durant looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Did you know Kevin Durant plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
Prince spins with the precision of a film producer at work. And it's a layup!
A standing ovation spikes every time Barack Obama touches the Spalding! The community organizer effect!
Hulk dives for the loose ball! Full send from this scientist!
Hulk's scientist background shines through every play with the hidden truth!
Kevin Hart daps up the opposition! Class act, on and off the court!
Prince and Barack Obama play rock-paper-scissors to decide who carries the ball. Prince loses. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
100-104 (L)
Kevin Durant, this multi-time All-Star, draws first blood! An off-balance shot to start!
Hulk goes to work the pill into a layup! Nerves of steel shining through!
Hulk left in the dust! Even a scientist moves faster than that!
Hulk can't convert! The scientist's touch with the hidden truth deserted them!
Hulk with back-to-back scores! The scientist assembly line of their lab notebook!
Halftime whistle! Barack Obama grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Fun fact: Barack Obama is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Prince, this pocket rocket, gets blocked in the clutch! A defensive stop denies this undisputed superstar!
This elite player Kevin Durant stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
The emotion is real as Prince the film producer delivers their best with their loaded checkbook!
Prince fumbles the inbound! Monday morning vibes from this film producer!
Kevin Hart looks at the scoreboard one last time! Numbers don't lie for a film producer!
Kevin Durant stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. Barack Obama comes back to get him. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
104-105 (L)
Barack Obama takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Kevin Durant, this towering presence, elevates for a monster euro-step!
Hulk fouls trying to recover! Desperate as a scientist chasing the hidden truth!
Kevin Durant gets a clean look but lack of consistency costs the bucket!
Hulk, this swiss-army-knife type, blocks the shot and starts the break! Comeback!
Well-deserved break. Barack Obama looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Fun fact: Barack Obama is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Kevin Hart, this franchise guy, commits the late turnover! Sometimes predictable game with the ball!
Kevin Hart, this franchise guy, with the frustrated foul! Ego the size of Texas in tough moments!
Kevin Hart spins into the record books! This top-tier talent making memories!
Prince misses the wide-open three! Their loaded checkbook left behind on this one!
This first-ballot legend Barack Obama tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Hulk collapses into the first available chair. Kevin Durant stays standing, eyes glazed over. Tonight I had a revelation: Kevin Durant runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
114-90 (W)
Prince steps onto the temple of basketball! From greenlighting the risky picture to this, game time!
Kevin Hart knocks down a buzzer-beater at the top of the key! Ice in the veins!
Hulk drops into help defense! Always there when you need a scientist!
Prince, this household name, draws the double and finds the open shooter! Ridiculous creativity!
This elite player Kevin Durant adjusts at halftime and comes out sharp! Adaptation!
Break time. Prince bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Fun fact: Prince blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Kevin Durant, this certified bucket, threads the needle for a sky hook in transition!
The arena is electric! This max-contract guy Kevin Durant thriving in a Playoff atmosphere!
This absolute legend Barack Obama claps for the rookie! Encouragement from this absolute legend!
Kevin Durant takes off with elegance and power! This franchise guy is the complete package!
Barack Obama daps up the opponent! Respect from this all-time great after the battle!
Kevin Durant performs an absolutely ridiculous victory dance. Barack Obama imitates it. It's worse. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
86-131 (L)
Kevin Hart starts in the shooting guard! Playing the shooting guard the way a film producer plays with their loaded checkbook!
Prince misfires from way beyond the arc! Their loaded checkbook calibration needed!
Barack Obama, this versatile guy, gets the ball poked away! Ego the size of Texas when protecting the damn ball!
Kevin Durant gets burned on the drive! Tendency to force bad shots in lateral movement!
Prince is visibly upset! Upset as a film producer when the risky picture goes sideways!
Well-deserved break. Barack Obama looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Anecdote of the day: Barack Obama forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
This multi-time All-Star Kevin Durant with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
Kevin Durant, this absolute unit, is drenched in sweat! Emptying the tank!
This jersey-selling name Kevin Durant gets pickpocketed from downtown! Sloppy handling!
Kevin Durant slams the rock in frustration! Shaky emotions under pressure on full display!
Hulk refuses to make excuses! A scientist owns the hidden truth failures too!
Kevin Hart's eyes are red, jaw tight. Prince apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Prince. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
99-100 (L)
Barack Obama wins the opening tip! Tipping off with community organizer energy!
Kevin Hart applies the same technique to the pill as to the risky picture. A euro-step off the pick and roll!
Prince gets crossed over! This once-in-a-lifetime player left frozen driving to the hoop!
This household name Barack Obama shanks a half-court heave facing the rim! That's uncharacteristic!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Barack Obama hits the big three! The deficit down to single digits!
Halftime. The doctor examines Hulk's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Rumor has it Hulk has been wearing the same lucky underwear for three seasons. The medical staff is concerned. The players charge out of the tunnel. Smells like a comeback.
Prince forces the hero ball and misses! This absolute legend with shaky emotions under pressure!
Kevin Hart blows past and kicks the stanchion! This max-contract guy losing composure!
The duality of Kevin Hart: film producer precision meets the damn ball artistry!
Barack Obama misfires on the potential dagger! This undisputed superstar lets them off the hook!
Barack Obama gave it everything! Everything a community organizer has, left on the court!
Kevin Durant sits on the bench, staring into nothing. Barack Obama has his head in his hands. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
104-102 (W)
This max-contract guy Kevin Durant means business! Fast start at the buzzer!
This global icon Hulk holds ground in the paint! Immovable object!
Kevin Hart, this reliable star, with the shot-clock heave! No good off the pick and roll!
The technical flair of Hulk recalls their scientist days. An and-one! Sublime!
Barack Obama makes the hockey assist! The unsung play of a community organizer behind the neighborhood!
Both teams head in. Barack Obama has a red mark on his cheek from an elbow. Confession: Barack Obama calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.
Kevin Hart nails it at the buzzer! Delivered on time like a film producer meeting a deadline!
Kevin Durant picks the pocket of the ball handler! Straight robbery!
Wild stands is electric when Hulk has the Wilson! A scientist charging the room!
Kevin Hart plays hero! The film producer as hero, their loaded checkbook as cape!
Hulk takes the applause! Deserved, for a scientist with their lab notebook!
Hulk and Barack Obama carry Kevin Durant like a trophy across the entire court. Behind the scenes, I learned Kevin Durant was also a film producer in a past life. You can feel it in the game. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
105-101 (W)
This All-Star caliber talent Kevin Durant in the starting lineup! Let's see what this All-Star caliber talent brings!
Barack Obama alters the shot! Bending the play to their will, pure community organizer power!
Kevin Hart misses from the corner! From mid-range is no place for their loaded checkbook!
Kevin Hart converts a tough bucket from mid-range! Skill level: elite!
Hulk zones up! Defensive zone like a scientist's the hidden truth zone!
Halftime. Kevin Hart is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Little secret: Kevin Hart has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. We're back! The players look fired up.
Hulk delivers in the clutch! A free throw from mid-range! This global icon is ice cold!
This max-contract guy Kevin Durant with a sky-high block at the top of the key! Intimidating!
This established star Kevin Hart acknowledges the fans! A Playoff atmosphere of mutual respect!
Kevin Hart with the go-ahead hook shot! A film producer taking charge with their loaded checkbook!
Final buzzer! Kevin Durant is the hero! This max-contract guy with a game for the ages!
Barack Obama and Kevin Durant attempt an elaborate handshake. They miss three times. Hulk films the whole thing. Fun fact: my sound engineer fell asleep during the second quarter. I woke him with an elbow. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
86-104 (L)
Barack Obama comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the community organizer means business!
Prince penetrates but it's well off! Shaky emotions under pressure under fatigue!
Kevin Hart turns it over at the jump ball! A film producer dropping their loaded checkbook at the worst time!
Kevin Hart bites on the fake! Fooled like a film producer by counterfeit the risky picture!
This franchise cornerstone Hulk does it again! A sky hook with effortless precision!
The players disappear. Kevin Hart has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Anecdote: Kevin Hart fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.
Barack Obama throws their hands up! Like a community organizer when their bullhorn breaks!
This basketball god Barack Obama rattles it out! So close yet so far off the pick and roll!
Prince with the perfect cut! Precision of a film producer with their loaded checkbook!
This elite player Kevin Durant is a warrior but the body says no! The 4 periods of 12 minutes of war!
Prince dishes past the media. This basketball god not in the mood to talk.
Hulk and Kevin Durant share a single look. Just one. It contains all the disappointment in the world. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
82-113 (L)
Tip-off! Kevin Durant gets us started! Let's go!
Kevin Hart, this little thunder, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Shaky emotions under pressure!
Hulk, this versatile guy, commits the travel! Limited stamina in the footwork!
Kevin Hart, this little firecracker, lets the shooter get free at the buzzer! Costly lapse!
Prince, this low-to-the-ground speedster, shows negative body language! Shaky emotions under pressure creeping in!
First half is done. Prince is chugging Gatorade like it's water. Did you know Prince started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Prince just barely misses! Close as a film producer getting the risky picture almost right!
This top-tier talent Kevin Hart has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
Kevin Hart throws it out of bounds! Like launching their loaded checkbook into the void!
Prince buries their face! Hidden from view, the film producer can't watch!
Kevin Hart attacks to the tunnel in disappointment. This world-class player will learn from this.
Hulk's gaze is cold, distant. Kevin Hart's gaze is hot, angry. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
75-120 (L)
Hulk looks dialed in from the start! Nerves of steel preparation showing!
Kevin Durant misfires back to the basket! Even this elite player has off nights!
Hulk coughs up the Spalding! Ego the size of Texas strikes again from downtown!
Kevin Durant overcommits and gets beat! Lack of consistency when reading the play!
Hulk tugs at their jersey! Frustrated, but the scientist will bounce back!
Break! Hulk heads straight to the bathroom moment he hits the locker room. Anecdote: Hulk threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
Barack Obama clanks it off the rim! That sounded like their bullhorn hitting the neighborhood!
This established star Kevin Hart can't close out! The legs are shot from mid-range!
This absolute legend Hulk with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Kevin Hart posts up the towel! This jersey-selling name showing injury-prone body!
Hulk sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like a scientist after their lab notebook broke!
Kevin Hart snaps at the bench on his way out. Prince says nothing, but his look says everything. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.
kevin durent elite ends the season #9 with a 7W-8L record. Season MVP: Kevin Durant.
Season Journal
Stop. Everybody shut up. You feel that? That smell of freshly waxed hardwood, brand-new kicks, and electric tension hanging in the air? That's the smell of a night that's going down in the history books. We're in a building where every seat is taken, every eye is locked on the tunnel where a team that has thrilled generations is about to emerge. Championships, heartbreaks, legendary comebacks, midnight trades that shifted the entire balance of the league... This franchise is a damn novel all by itself. And tonight, we're starting the next chapter. Ladies and gentlemen... Kevin durent elite!
There's one guy on this team who scares the living hell out of everyone. Opponents, coaches, referees, even his own teammates sometimes. That's Kevin Durant. Standing at 208 cm, shoulders like a linebacker, and a touch on the ball so soft it makes you want to cry. This damn player can drop 40 one night, grab 15 boards the next, and slap you with a triple-double night after just because he was bored. The kind of guy you want on your squad and pray you never have to face.
But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it.
Attention, things are about to get serious. Actually no, things are about to go completely off the rails. The front office signed Prince. The man is a film producer. Yes, you heard that right. A film producer. On a basketball court. With their loaded checkbook in his gym bag and zero understanding of what a pick-and-roll is. The coach says it's a "bet on raw athleticism" but between us, I'm pretty sure he lost a poker bet. Prince had his first practice yesterday and asked if the free throw line was home plate. The teammates are dying laughing, the fans don't know whether to cry or applaud, and the GM was spotted updating his resume on LinkedIn.
The budget is like the guy who goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, orders one entree and splits the dessert. It's not poverty, but it's not the high life either. They've got a decent roster, nobody's complaining, but nobody's saying "damn, what a squad" either. Solid without being spectacular. The kind of team that beats you on a Tuesday and you've forgotten about them by Wednesday morning. But underestimate them and they'll make you pay.
kevin durent elite ends the season #9 with a 7W-8L record. Season MVP: Kevin Durant.
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