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18
Days survived
30
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
11
🗺️ Km traveled
2
👑 Decisions
1
🩺 Rescues
6
🍳 Meals cooked
1
🪤 Traps built
4
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
29 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Tom Brady was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Patrick Mahomes and Jerome Bettis had barricaded the entrances. Jordan Love was already treating the first injuries. Dalvin Cook found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Justin Herbert rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Kyle Trask... Kyle Trask just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
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Jour 1 : Des bruits suspects viennent du sous-sol. Kyle Trask est envoyé(e) vérifier. Évidemment.
-6
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Justin Herbert sticks their plunger on a zombie's face who can't see anything and falls off the roof.
+3
1
Patrick Mahomes tackles a zombie head-on. The zombie explodes. Patrick Mahomes gets up, covered in gore. 'TOUCHDOWN.' Camp applauds. Cleanup takes 2 hours.
-2
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Kyle Trask a 28 ans, un bon équilibre entre expérience et forme physique.
+6
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Kyle Trask se réfugie sous un arbre pendant l'orage. La foudre n'a pas lu le manuel de survie non plus.
1
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Kyle Trask
has died
1
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📍 Chinatown alleys. Neon signs flicker. Tom Brady dodges zombies. "Yo, watch it!"
0
2
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Jour 2 : Une tempête de grêle force les zombies à se réfugier... dans le camp. Dalvin Cook doit improviser.
-22
2
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Tom Brady blinds a group of zombies with his fire extinguisher foam then knocks them out with it.
+5
2
Dalvin Cook wears football helmet and gear 24/7. Even while sleeping. 'It's PROTECTION.' Camp: 'You sleep in your HELMET?' Dalvin Cook: 'Sleep is a RISK.'
-4
2
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Patrick Mahomes a 31 ans, un bon équilibre entre expérience et forme physique.
+6
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Dalvin Cook cuts the chain that was holding the hangar full of zombies shut.
3
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Dalvin Cook
has died
4
Justin Herbert charges through hordes like a running back, clearing a path for survivors with unstoppable physical power — not even zombies can stop them.
-4
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Jour 5 : Justin Herbert repère un zombie qui porte une clé USB autour du cou. Potentiellement crucial.
-12
5
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Justin Herbert lights a candle and the group can finally read the map in the darkness. The route is found.
+4
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Justin Herbert dies charging a horde too large, overwhelmed by numbers. The quarterback falls on the field. No timeout. No substitute.
6
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Justin Herbert
has died
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Jour 7 : Les barricades sont rongées par l'humidité. Jordan Love doit superviser les réparations.
-8
7
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Patrick Mahomes forgets where he put his caltrops and steps on them barefoot.
-5
9
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Jordan Love sees the cable car cable snap strand by strand. The last strand gives way. Free fall.
9
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Jordan Love
has died
10
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Jour 10 : Patrick Mahomes glisse sur une flaque de sang et atterrit sur le seul cactus décoratif du camp.
-3
10
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Jerome Bettis forgets to close their eyes when throwing the flash grenade and can't see anything for 5 minutes.
-5
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Tom Brady reaches the end of the rails with the mine cart. The void awaits at the tunnel exit.
11
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Tom Brady
has died
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Jour 12 : Patrick Mahomes trouve un groupe électrogène portable avec du carburant. Noël avant l'heure.
+10
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Patrick Mahomes fries potatoes found in a field. Fries during apocalypse is absolute luxury.
+6
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Patrick Mahomes knocks over the makeshift fryer and boiling oil spills everywhere. The floor becomes a slippery and burning trap.
14
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Patrick Mahomes
has died
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Jour 15 : Jerome Bettis trébuche sur un zombie décapité et se casse le poignet. L'ennemi frappe même après la mort.
-6
16
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Jerome Bettis teaches the horse to bite zombies. Certified anti-zombie war horse.
+4
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Jerome Bettis tries to stick the bandage but it folds back on itself into a useless ball.
-3
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Jour 17 : Un zombie Alpha surgit des décombres. Jerome Bettis se retrouve nez à nez avec cette abomination.
+10
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Jerome Bettis meurt de froid dans la nuit. Le feu s'est éteint, personne n'a pris le relais de garde. Le gel ne négocie pas.
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Jerome Bettis
has died

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