☠️
80
Days survived
209
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
152
🗺️ Km traveled
26
👑 Decisions
19
🩺 Rescues
67
🍳 Meals cooked
13
🪤 Traps built
63
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
41 events
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Marge Simpson and Barry Allen were on the wrong side. Iron Man spotted them from the roof of a bus. Wilhelm II, Cookie Monster, and Tony Stark were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Mark Zuckerberg, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
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Day 1: Iron Man finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
1
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Day 1: Wilhelm II loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
1
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Success: Cookie Monster organizes an improvised show that boosts camp morale. Laughter is the last free weapon.
-4
1
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📍 Chinatown alleys. Neon signs flicker. Cookie Monster dodges zombies. "Yo, watch it!"
0
2
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Mark Zuckerberg gets a flat tire on a zombie bone. Hard to find a repair shop in the middle of an apocalypse.
-4
3
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Marge Simpson uses the skateboard as a cutting board to prepare a sandwich mid-escape.
+2
4
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Poetic Death: Cookie Monster dies on stage, under spotlights of a sputtering generator. The show must go on... without the artist.
4
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Cookie Monster
has died
7
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Day 7: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Barry Allen must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
+4
12
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Barry Allen discovers they can moonwalk faster than normal sprinting. Michael Jackson would be proud.
+3
14
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Iron Man weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
14
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Mark Zuckerberg organizes a post-apocalyptic auction: 'This blood-stained bat, signed by survivor #47, starting bid 3 canned goods'
+3
16
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Day 16: Mark Zuckerberg must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
+6
18
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Wilhelm II stumbles while running with his scissors. Mom was right all along.
18
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Wilhelm II
has died
20
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Mark Zuckerberg has exhausted all shurikens and starts throwing coasters instead.
+2
21
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Barry Allen flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
23
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Day 23: A double rainbow appears above a horde of 200 zombies. It's almost poetic. Mark Zuckerberg takes time to admire it.
+2
29
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Day 29: Barry Allen encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
+3
29
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Iron Man tries to cut a zombie with their pizza cutter. Like tickling a wall.
-3
34
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Mark Zuckerberg throws the last shuriken which cuts the rope holding a piano above their head.
34
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Mark Zuckerberg
has died
35
🌍
Day 35: Barry Allen finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
36
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Day 36: An intact pharmaceutical lab is spotted. Barry Allen must search it without waking the hibernating zombies.
+10
37
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Barry Allen realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
44
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Tony Stark sets up a dart board on a motionless zombie and practices.
+3
44
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Iron Man detects a survivor's fever in time with the thermometer. Immediate and effective quarantine.
+5
45
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Poetic Death: Marge Simpson dies on duty, badge still pinned. The motto 'To protect and serve' is honored to the end.
45
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Marge Simpson
has died
46
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📍 Central Park is overrun. Barry Allen spots a hot dog cart. "Priorities," they mutter, grabbing mustard packets.
0
48
🎒
Barry Allen steps on their rake which swings up and hits them in the face. Classic.
-4
48
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Tony Stark catapults himself with the trebuchet to cross a wall. The landing is questionable but he's on the other side.
+5
51
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Tony Stark tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
54
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Day 54: Barry Allen intercepts a radio signal announcing a safe zone 50 km away. Hope reborn, suspicion too.
+12
55
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Day 54: Barry Allen finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
57
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Tony Stark blows into their improvised blowgun, inhales instead of exhaling and swallows the dart.
57
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Tony Stark
has died
59
⚡
Barry Allen uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
60
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Barry Allen shares the chip bag and the salt gives the group energy. Crunchy!
+4
60
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Iron Man uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+5
65
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Day 65: Iron Man slips on a blood puddle and lands on the camp's only decorative cactus.
-3
66
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Day 66: Zombies are developing collective intelligence. Barry Allen must understand and counter their strategy.
+13
71
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Barry Allen wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
71
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Barry Allen
has died
74
🌍
Day 74: Iron Man snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
76
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Day 76: Iron Man uncovers a complete survival manual in a bookstore. Ironically, in the humor section.
+5
80
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Iron Man swallows the thermometer while stumbling. Mercury is definitely not a dietary supplement.
80
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Iron Man
has died
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