☠️
45
Days survived
87
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
61
🗺️ Km traveled
15
👑 Decisions
8
🩺 Rescues
55
🍳 Meals cooked
7
🪤 Traps built
20
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
30 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Jesus Christ was woken by screams. Barry Allen by silence, which is worse. The one above all didn't sleep at all. Orihime Inoue was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Tony Stark was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Boromir heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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Day 1: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. Barry Allen must guide the group through this pea soup.
+4
1
🎒
Tony Stark throws a shuriken that bounces off the wall and returns like a boomerang.
-4
1
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⚡
Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+5
1
🎂
Tony Stark is 53 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
💀
Poetic Death: Boromir dies sword in hand, standing against the enemy. The oath is kept. The chronicles will remember.
1
💀
Boromir
has died
1
📌
📍 Bronx apartment building. Fire escape creaks. Tony Stark: "Rent was too high anyway."
0
2
🌍
Day 2: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Jesus Christ must stand guard on the roof tonight.
+7
2
🎂
Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
6
🎒
Orihime Inoue presses the detonator at the perfect moment and blows up the bridge covered with zombies.
+9
7
⚡
Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
9
💀
Orihime Inoue confuses the detonator with his calculator and presses it while sitting on the explosives.
9
💀
Orihime Inoue
has died
10
🌍
Day 10: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Barry Allen must find an alternative approach.
+5
11
🎒
Gordon Ramsay sets the marshmallows on fire and burns their fingers in panic.
-3
13
⚡
Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
17
💀
The one above all attempts to decapitate a zombie with their pizza cutter and cuts off all their fingers.
17
💀
The one above all
has died
20
🎒
Barry Allen discovers they can moonwalk faster than normal sprinting. Michael Jackson would be proud.
+3
22
⚡
Tony Stark cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
23
🌍
Day 23: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Jesus Christ must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
+4
26
💀
Gordon Ramsay ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
26
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
27
⚡
Barry Allen flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
28
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Day 28: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Tony Stark must find their weak point.
+10
29
🎒
Jesus Christ uses their flash grenade to take a group photo. Everyone is blinded.
+3
32
💀
Tony Stark dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
32
💀
Tony Stark
has died
34
🌍
Day 34: The radio picks up an SOS signal. Jesus Christ must decide whether to respond or ignore it.
+6
34
⚡
Barry Allen uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
36
💀
Barry Allen wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
36
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Barry Allen
has died
39
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Day 39: Jesus Christ uncovers a complete survival manual in a bookstore. Ironically, in the humor section.
+5
40
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Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
42
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Day 42: Jesus Christ recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
45
💀
Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
45
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
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