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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Denver Horse-Track | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | the best | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Kill the cameras, turn off your phones, and shut your mouths because what we're about to witness tonight only happens once in a generation. We're in the belly of an arena where the floor trembles under the bass, where the Jumbotron spits fire, where 20,000 lunatics are screaming their heads off before the tip-off even happens. The franchise walking onto this court isn't a basketball club, it's a war machine forged in the pain of defeat and the madness of impossible comebacks. Every player here has gladiator blood in his veins and an ego size of Texas. Ladies and gentlemen... The best! If you paid for your ticket tonight, there's one reason and one reason only, and that reason's name is LeBron James. Standing at 206 cm, marathon-runner cardio, and surgeon's hands. This man catches a ball mid-flight the way you grab the remote off the couch. Except he follows it up with a spin move, a step-back, and a 30-footer that doesn't even touch the rim. Nothing but net. Every single time. Like the basket is magnetized to the damn ball. What kills you about this guy is that he makes basketball look easy. You watch him and you think "well yeah, it's simple." And then you realize the defender in front of him is 6'9", runs a 4.4 forty, and he just dropped a step-back in his face like he was dribbling against a traffic cone at practice. It's not ease, it's absolute mastery disguised as nonchalance. And damn, is it beautiful to watch. Moment of truth, folks. You see the guy at the end of the bench, the one who looks completely lost among the giants? That's Iron Man. A politician in civilian life. The kind of guy who handles their campaign podium better than a basketball, and who somehow ended up on a professional roster because the coach "had a vision." A vision, ladies and gentlemen. Probably somewhere between his second and third mojito at the All-Star Weekend party. Iron Man has a unique playing style: he runs a lot, understands very little, and has an unfortunate tendency to treat the public policy and the basketball exact same way. The fans already love him. Not for his stats (he has none) but because every time he steps on the court, it's Christmas morning. The budget here is absolutely insane, we're talking stratosphere money. This is Warriors and Suns territory. These guys are so loaded they've triggered the Second Apron: the league literally forbids them from signing free agents or combining salaries in trades. They have zero flexibility, handcuffed by their own damn wealth. It's "championship or crash and burn," no in-between.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
91-109 (L)
This max-contract guy Godzilla means business! Fast start from the left corner!
LeBron James, this beanpole, can't finish in the paint! That one stings!
Iron Man trips up in the corner! A politician never trips at work... Right?
This elite player Godzilla bites on the fake! Beaten on the low block!
Michael Jordan drives and converts! A scoop layup at half court! Money!
Well-deserved break. Godzilla looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Little scoop: Godzilla logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
Godzilla slams the pill in frustration! Shaky emotions under pressure on full display!
A two-handed slam from Godzilla sails wide! This certified bucket needs to regroup!
Kobe Bryant, this 7-footer, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! Pure God-given talent!
Kobe Bryant misses from fatigue! This franchise cornerstone can't get the elevation in transition!
LeBron James, this franchise cornerstone, takes the loss hard. Tendency to force bad shots at the wrong moments.
Kobe Bryant and LeBron James walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. I learned tonight that Kobe Bryant used to be a volunteer firefighter. That explains the unique running style. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
117-100 (W)
Iron Man gets the crowd going early! Setting the tone like a politician on day one!
This all-time great LeBron James converts from downtown! A double-clutch layup right on cue!
This global icon Kobe Bryant with the weak-side double team! Incredible help!
Kobe Bryant pinpoints the pass on the low block! Another assist for this absolute legend!
Michael Jordan reads the defense perfectly! Silky smooth technique and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Halftime! Michael Jordan checks his stats on the board and winces. Fun fact: Michael Jordan tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Iron Man converts the and-one! Tough as shaping the public policy all day!
A sold-out gym on fire as Godzilla, this do-it-all player, is introduced! Goosebumps!
Kobe Bryant, this mammoth, holds the team together with scary good handles! Captain!
Iron Man's politician colleagues watch from the stands, the public policy banners held high!
This guy with rings on every finger Michael Jordan seals the deal! Victory with freakish explosiveness!
Godzilla and LeBron James chest bump so hard they each fly back three meters. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
121-102 (W)
Iron Man fires up the crowd to open the game! This legit talent starting strong!
Iron Man shoots facing the rim with the same confidence they bring to shaping the public policy.
Godzilla rejects the layup! A surgical steal by this smooth operator! Get that out!
Iron Man picks apart the defense! Assist leads to a tear drop!
LeBron James, this basketball god, orchestrates the delay game! Next-level basketball IQ in action!
Halftime! Kobe Bryant looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Fun fact: Kobe Bryant was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
A sky hook by LeBron James! The crowd erupts! A killer instinct personified!
What an immense pressure! LeBron James and the fans creating a spectacle!
Kobe Bryant sacrifices the body taking the charge! This undisputed superstar ultimate teammate!
The legend of Michael Jordan grows! This undisputed superstar adding another chapter at half court!
Michael Jordan, this potential GOAT, embraces the teammates! A team high-five! Sweet victory!
Godzilla, Michael Jordan, and Kobe Bryant pose for a group photo at center court. Nobody has a phone. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
111-99 (W)
Godzilla, this combo guard, announced to huge cheers! A sold-out gym on fire!
LeBron James with the decisive two-handed slam! Night-in night-out consistency when it matters most!
Iron Man with the defensive masterclass! A politician teaching everyone a lesson!
Godzilla, this smooth operator, hits the cutter perfectly! An off-the-charts basketball IQ right on time!
This hall-of-fame lock Kobe Bryant adjusts the angle mid-drive! Freakish explosiveness body control!
Break! Michael Jordan rips his shoes off the second he reaches the locker room. Fun fact: Michael Jordan failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
This top-tier talent Godzilla does it again! A hook shot with effortless precision!
Opposing fans respect Iron Man! Even rivals admire a politician's hustle!
Iron Man feeds the hot hand! Feeding the offense with politician generosity!
LeBron James, this absolute legend, answers every challenge! Silky smooth technique never fading!
Iron Man hangs up the kicks! Calling it a night, the politician is done!
Godzilla drops to his knees and kisses the court. Michael Jordan pretends to gag. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
123-97 (W)
Kobe Bryant, this hall-of-fame lock, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Iron Man knocks down a fadeaway jumper back to the basket! Ice in the veins!
LeBron James times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A ball recovery off the pick and roll!
Kobe Bryant threads the needle! Beautiful assist at the buzzer! Unreal court vision!
Michael Jordan explodes the ball out of the trap! Eyes in the back of the head under pressure!
The locker room. Michael Jordan sprawls out full-length on the bench. Bus driver's confession: Michael Jordan raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
Godzilla rises up past the defense for an off-balance shot! Size advantage from this this swiss-army-knife type!
This name that's buzzing Iron Man silences the hostile crowd! A Finals-like atmosphere shifts!
LeBron James, this guy with rings on every finger, picks up the fallen teammate! Next-level basketball IQ beyond the stats!
LeBron James is writing the story tonight! This absolute legend with a two-handed slam from way beyond the arc!
That's the game! Iron Man finishes with a monster performance! This player on the come-up victorious!
Kobe Bryant gives his headband to a kid in the crowd. LeBron James gives his shoes. Michael Jordan gives his water bottle. The kid is overwhelmed. Behind the scenes, I learned LeBron James was also a volunteer firefighter in a past life. You can feel it in the game. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
97-94 (W)
Iron Man takes the court to immense pressure! The politician with their campaign podium is here!
Kobe Bryant slides the feet perfectly and forces a miss! Silky smooth technique in every step!
Godzilla, this versatile guy, wastes a golden chance with a wild devastating dunk!
LeBron James, this undisputed superstar, threads the needle for an off-balance shot facing the rim!
This once-in-a-lifetime player LeBron James calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
Halftime. Godzilla is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Small detail: Godzilla whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Iron Man with the pressure-proof pull-up jumper in transition! At the jump ball!
Michael Jordan, this big fella, blankets the shooter facing the rim! No daylight!
LeBron James in immense pressure! This all-time great has been waiting for this stage!
LeBron James, this generational talent, orchestrates the last possession! A double-clutch layup! Perfection!
Kobe Bryant hugs the coach! This absolute legend with a complete performance!
Iron Man dumps his Gatorade on Kobe Bryant who screams because it was cold. LeBron James piles on. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
95-108 (L)
Iron Man takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Kobe Bryant, this big fella, bobbles the leather and the chance evaporates in transition!
LeBron James throws it away! Hot head under pressure from downtown!
Kobe Bryant scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Hot head!
Iron Man hits the pull-up jumper! The elevation of a politician lifting their campaign podium!
Break! LeBron James rips his shoes off the second he reaches the locker room. The staff told me LeBron James sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
Kobe Bryant spins and kicks the stanchion! This household name losing composure!
Godzilla with a rough and-one in transition! Defense that's basically a suggestion at the worst time!
Iron Man uses a dominant inside game brilliantly! Strategy from shaping the public policy!
This first-ballot legend LeBron James can't close out! The legs are shot along the baseline!
LeBron James reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
LeBron James sits down on the hardwood, head on his knees. Kobe Bryant puts a hand on his shoulder without saying a word. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
112-108 (W)
LeBron James attacks onto the floor! The crowd roars for this certified GOAT candidate!
Michael Jordan anticipates the cut and deflects the pill! This household name reading minds!
LeBron James forces a pull-up jumper in transition! This basketball god trying too hard!
Michael Jordan, this global icon, exploits the mismatch for a catch-and-shoot triple! Too easy!
Michael Jordan goes to work with purpose every possession! This household name chess master!
Off to the locker room. Kobe Bryant has already drained two water bottles. Anecdote: Kobe Bryant tried to impress the Minnesota Ice-Wall players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Michael Jordan, this guy with rings on every finger, rises to the occasion! A reverse layup facing the rim! Huge!
LeBron James, this giant, clamps down in the clutch! Elite a rebound in traffic!
This global icon LeBron James gets the crowd into it! An incredible energy at fever pitch!
Michael Jordan breaks the tie! A scoop layup! This basketball god wants to be the hero!
Godzilla, this all-around player, takes the final bow! A raised fist! Dominant display!
Godzilla and Kobe Bryant slap each other's butts. LeBron James declines the invitation. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
97-96 (W)
This all-time great Kobe Bryant in the starting lineup! Let's see what this all-time great brings!
Kobe Bryant, this big fella, swats it into the third row! A double team!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Michael Jordan muscles up an alley-oop but can't get it to fall!
A thunderous slam from Godzilla! This multi-time All-Star reminding everyone why they're on top!
This guy with rings on every finger Kobe Bryant switches defensive assignments on the fly! Pure God-given talent!
Off to the locker room. Godzilla has already drained two water bottles. Rumor has it Godzilla does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
LeBron James steps back and finishes through contact! And-one at the jump ball!
LeBron James, this long boy, locks down the attacker! An unmatched feel for the game on the defensive end!
The energy in this building is unreal! Iron Man channeling an electric crowd!
Michael Jordan, this potential GOAT, with a vintage performance in the second quarter! Eyes in the back of the head!
Michael Jordan explodes off the court victorious! This once-in-a-lifetime player leaves it all out there!
Godzilla jumps into Michael Jordan's arms without warning. They both go down. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
109-108 (W)
Tip-off! Iron Man gets us started! Let's go!
Michael Jordan forces the step-out-of-bounds! This living legend hawking the ball!
Kobe Bryant posts up the Wilson into the front rim! That's frustrating for this living legend!
Kobe Bryant with the tough step-back three through contact! This potential GOAT won't be denied!
LeBron James, this mountain of a man, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
Into the tunnel. Michael Jordan grabs a banana on the way and devours it. True story: Michael Jordan had his parking spot stolen by Denver Horse-Track's mascot. Still talks about it. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
This undisputed superstar LeBron James won't let the team lose! An and-one in the extra period!
Michael Jordan, this tree of a man, walls off the drive from the left corner! No way through!
Michael Jordan, this franchise cornerstone, plays to the crowd! An electric crowd is contagious!
Iron Man nails a double-clutch layup with the shot clock winding down! Clutch!
Michael Jordan goes to work the trophy! This once-in-a-lifetime player adds to the collection! A primal scream!
Godzilla makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Michael Jordan makes a bigger heart. LeBron James makes a massive heart. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
109-96 (W)
LeBron James, this mammoth, takes the court! The packed arena is electric!
LeBron James catches fire! And it's a bank shot! Iron discipline taking over!
Godzilla, this multi-time All-Star, switches seamlessly and locks up! A gym-rat work ethic shining through!
This basketball god Michael Jordan exploits the gap! Dime to the corner for a devastating dunk!
Godzilla makes the hockey pass! Silky smooth technique finding the extra pass!
Into the tunnel. Godzilla grabs a banana on the way and devours it. They say Godzilla has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
A pull-up jumper from LeBron James! Another dagger! This household name closing the door!
Iron Man bows to the fans! A politician bowing after the public policy masterpiece!
Iron Man trusts the system! Trust of a politician trusting their campaign podium!
Kobe Bryant, this colossus, sets the tone with nerves of steel! Leader!
Michael Jordan, this absolute unit, celebrates the win! A salute to the fans! What a game!
Godzilla and Kobe Bryant carry LeBron James like a trophy across the entire court. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
102-105 (L)
LeBron James, this walking skyscraper, sets the tone immediately! Unreal swagger from the jump!
LeBron James, this certified GOAT candidate, unleashes an alley-oop along the baseline! Bang!
Godzilla, this combo guard, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over occasional mental lapses!
This guy with rings on every finger Michael Jordan misses the mark! A bank shot goes begging under the basket!
Kobe Bryant hits off the pick and roll! The crowd is back in it! Game on!
Halftime. The doctor examines Godzilla's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Locker room intel: Godzilla has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. Back in action! The coach got the message across.
Kobe Bryant can't hit the go-ahead! Occasional mental lapses when the lights are brightest!
Iron Man, this do-it-all player, throws the hands up! Exasperated at the buzzer!
The arc of this game bends toward Kobe Bryant! This once-in-a-lifetime player controlling destiny!
This franchise cornerstone Kobe Bryant fouls in the clutch! Shaky emotions under pressure showing late!
Godzilla, this smooth operator, hangs the head. Tough loss despite silky smooth technique effort.
Iron Man mutters while walking out. Kobe Bryant watches from the corner of his eye, worried. Tonight I learned Iron Man used to be a volunteer firefighter before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
86-105 (L)
LeBron James looks dialed in from the start! Ridiculous creativity preparation showing!
LeBron James, this big fella, gets the look from way beyond the arc but the lid's on the rim!
Iron Man coughs it up! A politician's grip doesn't work on the rock!
Iron Man loses the battle in the paint! Being a politician doesn't help you here!
Michael Jordan, this generational talent, reads the play perfectly and delivers a tear drop!
Both teams head to the locker room. LeBron James wipes his forehead with his jersey. Did you know LeBron James once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
Godzilla, this do-it-all player, waves off the play call! Hot head hurting the team!
Godzilla, this smooth operator, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Ego the size of Texas!
This legit talent Iron Man uses the floater over this smooth operator coverage! Smart!
Michael Jordan is gassed! This all-time great bent over at half court! Lack of consistency catching up!
This hooper's hooper Iron Man leaves the floor with head held high. Fought to the end.
Godzilla avoids the cameras like the plague. LeBron James gets caught. Just says 'we'll be better'. I learned tonight that Godzilla used to be a volunteer firefighter. That explains the unique running style. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
94-123 (L)
Kobe Bryant opens with an alley-oop! This franchise cornerstone making an early statement!
Kobe Bryant fires a half-court heave at the buzzer but can't connect! Injury-prone body showing!
This All-Star caliber talent Godzilla gets pickpocketed in the paint! Sloppy handling!
LeBron James gambles for the steal and pays the price! Hot head!
A pull-up jumper from LeBron James off the pick and roll! That's a statement right there!
Back in the locker room, LeBron James sits down and stares at the ceiling. Did you know LeBron James once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.
This guy with rings on every finger Michael Jordan gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
LeBron James, this living legend, sends the ball wide! The touch is off tonight!
Iron Man calls the audible! Adapting on the fly, that's politician mentality!
LeBron James is running on pure willpower! This global icon refusing to quit!
Michael Jordan takes off to the tunnel in disappointment. This guy with rings on every finger will learn from this.
Michael Jordan punches his locker when he gets to the locker room. Kobe Bryant slides down the wall to the floor. I drank so much coffee tonight I'm going to commentate in my sleep. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
85-120 (L)
Godzilla, this do-it-all player, is introduced and the arena explodes! This bonafide star is in the building!
Godzilla blows past and fires but misses everything! Defense that's basically a suggestion tonight!
Godzilla fires away into a dead end along the baseline! Turnover! Lack of consistency!
LeBron James turns the head and loses the man! This generational talent napping defensively!
Godzilla mouths off and picks up a T! Sometimes predictable game taking over!
The players leave the court. Godzilla clings to the tunnel railing. Exclusive info: Godzilla is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
A bucket from Godzilla hits the iron! Defense that's basically a suggestion under the spotlight!
Godzilla grabs the shorts! This jersey-selling name is running on fumes!
Iron Man loses the orange in traffic! This name that's buzzing can't afford that!
This dude putting the league on notice Iron Man shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
LeBron James, this generational talent, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Michael Jordan lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. LeBron James decides not to comment. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
the best ends the season #7 with a 9W-6L record. Season MVP: LeBron James.
Season Journal
Kill the cameras, turn off your phones, and shut your mouths because what we're about to witness tonight only happens once in a generation. We're in the belly of an arena where the floor trembles under the bass, where the Jumbotron spits fire, where 20,000 lunatics are screaming their heads off before the tip-off even happens. The franchise walking onto this court isn't a basketball club, it's a war machine forged in the pain of defeat and the madness of impossible comebacks. Every player here has gladiator blood in his veins and an ego size of Texas. Ladies and gentlemen... The best!
If you paid for your ticket tonight, there's one reason and one reason only, and that reason's name is LeBron James. Standing at 206 cm, marathon-runner cardio, and surgeon's hands. This man catches a ball mid-flight the way you grab the remote off the couch. Except he follows it up with a spin move, a step-back, and a 30-footer that doesn't even touch the rim. Nothing but net. Every single time. Like the basket is magnetized to the damn ball.
What kills you about this guy is that he makes basketball look easy. You watch him and you think "well yeah, it's simple." And then you realize the defender in front of him is 6'9", runs a 4.4 forty, and he just dropped a step-back in his face like he was dribbling against a traffic cone at practice. It's not ease, it's absolute mastery disguised as nonchalance. And damn, is it beautiful to watch.
Moment of truth, folks. You see the guy at the end of the bench, the one who looks completely lost among the giants? That's Iron Man. A politician in civilian life. The kind of guy who handles their campaign podium better than a basketball, and who somehow ended up on a professional roster because the coach "had a vision." A vision, ladies and gentlemen. Probably somewhere between his second and third mojito at the All-Star Weekend party. Iron Man has a unique playing style: he runs a lot, understands very little, and has an unfortunate tendency to treat the public policy and the basketball exact same way. The fans already love him. Not for his stats (he has none) but because every time he steps on the court, it's Christmas morning.
The budget here is absolutely insane, we're talking stratosphere money. This is Warriors and Suns territory. These guys are so loaded they've triggered the Second Apron: the league literally forbids them from signing free agents or combining salaries in trades. They have zero flexibility, handcuffed by their own damn wealth. It's "championship or crash and burn," no in-between.
the best ends the season #7 with a 9W-6L record. Season MVP: LeBron James.
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