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7 members · by Landon Sharp · TeamBranch

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462
Days survived
2421
Zombies killed
3/7
Survivors
1308
🗺️ Km traveled
220
👑 Decisions
205
🩺 Rescues
1169
🍳 Meals cooked
130
🪤 Traps built
647
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
82 events
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Wonder Woman was woken by screams. Usain Bolt by silence, which is worse. Eddie Hall didn't sleep at all. Hippocrates was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Joël Robuchon was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Iron Man was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Lord Voldemort heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Usain Bolt: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
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Day 2: Eddie Hall finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
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Success: Eddie Hall crushes zombies barehanded, smashes barricades, carries wounded on shoulders. Brute force, tender heart.
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Day 4: Usain Bolt captures a zombie to study it. First step toward a potential antidote. Or toward disaster.
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Lord Voldemort negotiates a ceasefire with zombies (spoiler: it doesn't work)
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5
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Iron Man knocks over an entire shelf with the forklift. Domino effect in the warehouse.
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Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
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Hippocrates improvises painkillers using found medicinal plants
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Day 8: It's so cold that zombies have frost on their faces. One has an icicle hanging from its nose. Lord Voldemort hesitates between laughing and fleeing.
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Joël Robuchon slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
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Wonder Woman gallops on horseback across the plains and outpaces zombies effortlessly. Perfect rider-mount connection!
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Joël Robuchon screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
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Day 13: A camp member is secretly hoarding food. Wonder Woman must handle the situation diplomatically.
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Day 13: Lord Voldemort tries to make a campfire and sets their own tent on fire. Technique needs work.
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16
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Eddie Hall immobilizes their injured arm with the bandage and can aim properly again.
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Usain Bolt's hen escapes while clucking so loudly that the whole neighborhood knows where the group is hiding.
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18
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Lord Voldemort suggests sacrificing the weak to slow down zombies
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Lord Voldemort
has died
27
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Day 27: Hippocrates finds a medical book in a ruined library. Now to understand it.
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40
Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
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Eddie Hall uses the tow truck's hook to clear cars blocking the road. The way is clear!
+7
48
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Iron Man shares a piece of cheese with the group. The apocalypse camembert tastes like victory.
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50
Iron Man cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
51
Failure: Eddie Hall breaks down a door to save survivors. Wrong door. The right door was open next to it.
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📍 Yankee Stadium. Seats filled with the undead. Joël Robuchon: "Still a better crowd than the Mets."
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Day 58: An injured survivor develops a severe infection. Hippocrates is the last medical hope.
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Wonder Woman uses chocolate to draw fake trails and divert zombies. The plan works... halfway.
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Joël Robuchon refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
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Day 62: Wonder Woman steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
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Iron Man sprays zombies with an Uzi like in an 80s action movie.
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83
Hippocrates diagnoses the zombie infection status of a suspicious survivor
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Day 90: A military drone flies over the camp. Iron Man must hack it to obtain intelligence.
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93
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Wonder Woman attempts the one-handed Winchester 1887 reload and drops it.
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Day 94: The camp doctor is bitten. Hippocrates must decide: amputation or quarantine.
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Iron Man dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
96
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Iron Man
has died
100
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Day 100: A mini tornado sucks up the camp supplies and scatters them over 500 meters. Hippocrates chases after their sleeping bag flying in the wind.
+4
101
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📍 SoHo boutique. Eddie Hall finds designer clothes. "At least I'll die fashionable."
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102
Hippocrates treats the group's wounds with makeshift medical supplies
+4
106
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Usain Bolt cannot lift their Thompson with its 50-round drum magazine.
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107
Unusual: Eddie Hall challenges zombies to arm wrestling to settle conflicts. Zombies don't play by rules. The zombie's arm detaches. Eddie Hall wins by default.
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114
Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
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117
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Day 117: Wind blows at 120 km/h. Debris flies everywhere. Wonder Woman must reinforce the barricades before they blow away.
+5
117
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Hippocrates opens the ambulance rear doors while driving and all the medical equipment flies out onto the road.
-5
128
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Joël Robuchon prepares instant noodles for the group. Simple but comforting in the apocalypse.
+5
129
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Day 129: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Wonder Woman must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
149
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Day 149: Joël Robuchon tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
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150
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Day 150: Wonder Woman uncovers a complete survival manual in a bookstore. Ironically, in the humor section.
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151
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📍 Park Slope. Yoga studio windows smashed. Hippocrates: "Downward dog, dead dog."
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153
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Joël Robuchon sets fire to the food truck's fryer while driving. Emergency evacuation in motion.
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153
Wonder Woman flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
157
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Eddie Hall pulverizes a zombie with a titanic hammer blow that shakes the ground.
+9
162
Joël Robuchon turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
163
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Wonder Woman wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
163
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Wonder Woman
has died
173
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Day 173: The camp's water is contaminated. Hippocrates must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
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174
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Hippocrates shouts "Ave Caesar!" with each zombie eliminated with his gladius.
+2
187
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Usain Bolt charges through the zombie horde with the truck. Nothing stops 20 tons at full speed.
+8
201
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📍 Harlem jazz club. A record player spins endlessly. Usain Bolt: "The music never died. Just the musicians."
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206
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Day 206: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Usain Bolt must navigate blind.
+9
212
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Day 212: A giant zombie, probably a former wrestler, blocks the camp's only exit. Eddie Hall must face it.
+12
213
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Hippocrates examines the survivors and detects a nascent infection before it worsens.
+6
248
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Day 248: Rats invade the grain storage. Joël Robuchon must eliminate them without wasting ammunition.
+3
251
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📍 Broadway theaters dark. Phantom masks litter the street. Joël Robuchon: "The show won't go on."
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258
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Eddie Hall (38 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
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263
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Day 263: Joël Robuchon intercepts a radio signal announcing a safe zone 50 km away. Hope reborn, suspicion too.
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266
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Hippocrates attempts emergency amputation to stop zombie infection
266
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Hippocrates
has died
300
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Day 300 — The hordes finally scatter. The survivors held their ground against the apocalypse. 🏆
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301
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Day 301: Suspicious noises are coming from the basement. Usain Bolt is sent to check. Obviously.
+3
301
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📍 Grand Central Terminal. Zombies swarm the main concourse. Joël Robuchon: "All trains delayed. Indefinitely."
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302
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Day 302: The camp toilets are out of order. Joël Robuchon must solve this urgent sanitary problem.
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314
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Day 314: Eddie Hall finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
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351
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📍 Madison Square Garden. Concert posters peel. Usain Bolt: "Knicks weren't the only ones dying here."
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392
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Day 392: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Usain Bolt must treat everyone with limited resources.
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399
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Day 399: An abandoned military convoy is spotted. Usain Bolt must secure it before the other survivors.
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401
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📍 Rooftop garden. Tomatoes still growing. Eddie Hall: "Life finds a way. So does death."
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403
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Day 403: Gas leak detected in the main building. Joël Robuchon must intervene quickly.
-10
414
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Day 414: Joël Robuchon must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
-11
429
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Day 429: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Usain Bolt must stand guard on the roof tonight.
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436
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Joël Robuchon is 73 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
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451
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📍 The subway tunnels echo with groans. Usain Bolt: "Still smells better than rush hour."
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Day 452: The barricades are rotting from moisture. Joël Robuchon must supervise repairs.
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Joël Robuchon survived the zombie apocalypse!
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Eddie Hall survived the zombie apocalypse!
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462
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Usain Bolt survived the zombie apocalypse!
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