☠️
48
Days survived
58
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
50
🗺️ Km traveled
14
👑 Decisions
6
🩺 Rescues
47
🍳 Meals cooked
4
🪤 Traps built
59
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
1
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Adolf Hitler spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Joseph Stalin nodded without a word. Kim Jong-un cracked their knuckles. Julius Caesar opened their first aid kit. Abraham Lincoln pulled a camping stove from their bag. Wilhelm II pointed to an emergency exit on the map. John F. Kennedy looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
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📍 Flatiron Building. Zombies trapped in the narrow street. Wilhelm II: "Geometry saves lives."
0
2
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Day 2: Joseph Stalin recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
2
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Kim Jong-un makes campaign promises to a 12-person camp. The platform is ambitious. The budget: whatever's in the couch cushions.
-3
2
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John F. Kennedy (46 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
3
🎒
Adolf Hitler presses the detonator but the batteries are dead. Nothing explodes.
-5
4
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Julius Caesar crashes into a lamppost at full speed in their shopping cart. Airbag not included.
4
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Julius Caesar
has died
5
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Abraham Lincoln paddles in circles with the canoe for 20 minutes before realizing they're going in circles.
-3
8
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Kim Jong-un launches a re-election campaign mid-apocalypse. Campaign posters on barricades: 'Together Against the Undead - Vote Kim Jong-un!'
-3
8
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Abraham Lincoln is 56 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
9
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Day 9: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Joseph Stalin must find an alternative approach.
+5
10
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Kim Jong-un dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
10
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Kim Jong-un
has died
11
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Wilhelm II chains tricks between zombies and escapes with style. Tony Hawk of the apocalypse!
+6
15
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Day 15: Abraham Lincoln tries to make a campfire and sets their own tent on fire. Technique needs work.
-7
15
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Wilhelm II authenticates the age of blood stains on walls
-1
16
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John F. Kennedy accuses the zombie virus of being a Marxist bioweapon
16
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John F. Kennedy
has died
18
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Wilhelm II negotiates with a zombie by offering a Picasso
-1
22
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Day 22: Abraham Lincoln spots an abandoned armored vehicle. But the tank is empty and zombies lurk nearby.
+5
22
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Adolf Hitler sticks melted marshmallows to shoe soles to muffle footsteps. Silent innovation.
+4
24
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Wilhelm II refuses to abandon their collection even to save their life
24
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Wilhelm II
has died
29
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Day 29: Adolf Hitler snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
32
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Success - Abraham Lincoln grows vegetables that naturally repel zombies thanks to pesticides
+4
33
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Abraham Lincoln bites into the apple and breaks a tooth on a petrified worm.
-3
35
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Joseph Stalin throws Molotov cocktails shouting 'Viva la Revolución!'
35
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Joseph Stalin
has died
38
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Adolf Hitler catapults rocks at zombies with the trebuchet from a safe distance. Formidable medieval artillery!
+8
39
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Failure - Abraham Lincoln mistakes a zombie for a scarecrow and asks why it's moving
+4
40
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Day 40: Abraham Lincoln sets up a trap that triggers on an ally. Friendship severely tested.
-6
41
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Adolf Hitler swallows a burning marshmallow that sticks to their throat. Molten sugar is merciless.
41
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Adolf Hitler
has died
42
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Unusual - Abraham Lincoln trains zombies to plow fields by attaching a plow to them
+4
44
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Day 44: Abraham Lincoln drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
45
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Abraham Lincoln leaves banana peels everywhere like in Mario Kart.
+3
46
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Abraham Lincoln: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
47
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Day 47: Abraham Lincoln encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
+3
48
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Poetic death - Abraham Lincoln dies protecting their seeds, literally becoming fertilizer
48
💀
Abraham Lincoln
has died
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