Minnesota Timberwolves — basketball_team 🇺🇸
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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Minnesota Timberwolves | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Denver Horse-Track | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Buckle up, pull your visor down, and clench everything you've got because tonight we are NOT talking about some pickup game at the park. Hell no. We're talking about an arena shaking so hard the neighbors called the cops three times before tip-off. We're talking about a franchise built on decades of sweat, tears, heart-stopping buzzer-beaters, and Draft picks so bold that half the league thought they'd lost their minds. And yet, here they are, back and hungrier than ever. Ladies and gentlemen... Minnesota Timberwolves! Now let's talk about the man who moves jerseys faster than hot dogs at the concession stand. Anthony Edwards. Just the name sends chills through the building. Standing at 197 cm, arms that cover half the court, and a basketball IQ so fast that defenders feel like they're playing in slow motion. This man doesn't walk, he glides. He doesn't jump, he launches into orbit. And when he locks eyes with you before a free throw, you feel like YOU'RE the one about to catch the ball in your face. You want to know the difference between a good player and a damn franchise player? It's the fourth quarter. When the legs are burning, when the lungs are begging for mercy, when the scoreboard is taunting you with a tight score, that's when he lights up. Like a diesel engine finally hitting its temperature. The first three quarters are the warm-up. The fourth quarter is his hunting ground. And the prey? It's the teams that thought they had a chance. Moment of truth, folks. You see the guy at the end of the bench, the one who looks completely lost among the giants? That's Druski. A comedian in civilian life. The kind of guy who handles their killer timing better than a basketball, and who somehow ended up on a professional roster because the coach "had a vision." A vision, ladies and gentlemen. Probably somewhere between his second and third mojito at the All-Star Weekend party. Druski has a unique playing style: he runs a lot, understands very little, and has an unfortunate tendency to treat the stunned audience and the basketball exact same way. The fans already love him. Not for his stats (he has none) but because every time he steps on the court, it's Christmas morning. This team's budget is the GDP of a small country. Seriously, there are nations at the UN moving less cash than this roster. The Second Apron is blown to smithereens, the repeater tax bleeds the owner dry with every signature, and the league watches them with a mix of disgust and fascination. But the owner doesn't care. He has a dream, and that dream is a championship banner hanging from the rafters of this arena. Everything else, the penalties, the sacrificed Draft picks, the zero flexibility, that's just details. Damn details.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
83-122 (L)
Julius Randle, this seasoned vet, embraces the palpable tension! Game on!
Brick! Julius Randle misfires at half court! Injury-prone body at the worst time!
Druski with the travel! Footwork confusion worthy of a lost comedian!
Druski loses their assignment! Like losing their killer timing in the workshop!
Julius Randle storms to the bench! This hooper's hooper is visibly upset!
Well-deserved break. Julius Randle looks like someone who just ran a marathon. They say Julius Randle has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
Anthony Edwards dunks the Spalding into the front rim! That's frustrating for this hooper's hooper!
Joan Beringer, this walking skyscraper, is drenched in sweat! Emptying the tank!
Anthony Edwards, this mountain of a man, gets the ball poked away! Occasional mental lapses when protecting the Wilson!
Druski gets a technical for complaining! Sometimes predictable game on full display!
Anthony Edwards had the chances but couldn't convert. This name that's buzzing left wanting.
Joan Beringer unclasps his chain and squeezes it in his fist. Druski runs a hand down his face. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
122-77 (W)
Druski steps onto the palace of hoops! From roasting the stunned audience to this, game time!
A step-back three by Anthony Edwards! The crowd erupts! Scary good handles personified!
Anthony Edwards, this titan, with the pocket pass! Eyes in the back of the head in tight spaces!
This next-level player Julius Randle goes to work at half court! An off-balance shot drops beautifully!
Anthony Edwards, this well-respected player, walls up from way beyond the arc! Impenetrable defense!
Halftime whistle. Joan Beringer has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Did you know? Joan Beringer launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
A thunderous slam from Ja Morant! This legit talent is putting on a show tonight!
Anthony Edwards, this beanpole, makes it look like practice! Total domination!
This diamond in the rough Joan Beringer trash talks then immediately misses! Karma!
Joan Beringer, this colossus, gets the crowd on their feet! A victory dance! Electric!
It's over! Ja Morant delivers the goods! This established player walks off a winner!
Anthony Edwards and Julius Randle cradle the game ball like a baby. Joan Beringer takes a photo. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. Good night everyone! Coming up: 'Boot Camp: Supermarket Checkout Line Edition.' Discipline.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
120-90 (W)
Julius Randle opens with a hook shot! This respected competitor making an early statement!
Anthony Edwards with the decisive devastating dunk! An off-the-charts basketball IQ when it matters most!
Druski strips the ball cleanly! Veteran move right there!
Anthony Edwards penetrates and dishes! Gorgeous feed facing the rim! That dawg mentality!
Julius Randle explodes the ball out of the trap! Silky smooth technique under pressure!
The players head in. Ja Morant slips on the wet tunnel floor. They say Ja Morant has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. Play resumes! The coach set a few things straight in the locker room.
Anthony Edwards scores with pure God-given talent. A two-handed slam driving to the hoop! Too smooth!
The crowd waves their killer timing replicas! Druski has started a movement!
Joan Beringer, this walking skyscraper, boxes out for the teammate! This surprise package doing the dirty work!
This league veteran Anthony Edwards turns adversity into fuel! A moment of pure grace energy!
Final buzzer! Julius Randle is the hero! This name that's buzzing with a game for the ages!
Julius Randle hits a dab in 2026. Anthony Edwards does an ironic dab. Ja Morant has no idea what that is. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
124-85 (W)
Anthony Edwards, this titan, announced to huge cheers! A Finals-like atmosphere!
Anthony Edwards converts a tough fadeaway jumper along the baseline! Skill level: elite!
Julius Randle crosses over into the lane and kicks out! Nerves of steel and great decision-making!
Joan Beringer dunks the rock with that dawg mentality. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
Ja Morant with the full-court pressure! This dude putting the league on notice making them uncomfortable!
Halftime whistle. Anthony Edwards has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Anecdote: Anthony Edwards threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
Julius Randle, this guy with a proven track record, reads the play perfectly and delivers a pull-up jumper!
Anthony Edwards goes to work to yet another easy bucket! The floodgates opened!
This dude putting the league on notice Ja Morant calls for the rock but trips over the baseline! Comedy gold!
Julius Randle, this respected competitor, cups the ear to the crowd! A fist pump toward the bench! They want more!
Druski, this dude out of nowhere, embraces the teammates! A victory dance! Sweet victory!
Joan Beringer runs to the coach and lifts the coach up. Not thrilled but smiles anyway. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
121-76 (W)
Druski stretches center court! Loosening up, the comedian is getting ready!
Joan Beringer, this guy nobody was talking about, unleashes a devastating dunk facing the rim! Bang!
Ja Morant reads the defense like a book! Assist along the baseline! An unmatched feel for the game!
Joan Beringer buries an alley-oop in transition! This surprise package is on fire tonight!
Ja Morant draws the offensive foul! Smart play, great positioning!
Halftime. Julius Randle wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Rumor has it Julius Randle does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
Druski takes off through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
Joan Beringer posts up without breaking a sweat! This rising star cruise control!
Joan Beringer shoots the free throw and hits the top of the backboard! Yikes!
Druski flexes like they just finished roasting the stunned audience! What a moment!
Joan Beringer drives in triumph! The final buzzer sounds! That's a W!
Ja Morant and Anthony Edwards fake a wrestling match. Julius Randle plays the referee and calls a timeout. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
113-102 (W)
Druski begins their shift on the palace of hoops! A comedian starting the their killer timing shift!
Druski hits nothing but net! Pure as a comedian's work with their killer timing!
Druski walls up in half court! Immovable as their killer timing bolted down!
Julius Randle, this long boy, finds the trailer! A free throw off the assist, easy money!
This solid pro Anthony Edwards runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!
Break. Anthony Edwards's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Little secret: Anthony Edwards watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.
Druski attacks under the basket with the same confidence they bring to roasting the stunned audience.
The jumbotron shows Druski's comedian highlight reel! What a career!
This unknown gem Joan Beringer celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!
The legend of Joan Beringer grows! This diamond in the rough adding another chapter at the top of the key!
Joan Beringer penetrates to the crowd! A victory dance! This diamond in the rough gave everything!
Joan Beringer jumps into Druski's arms without warning. They both go down. During the game, I counted how many times I said 'incredible.' Seventeen. A personal record. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
121-92 (W)
Game time! Druski and this dark horse ready to put on a show at the field house!
What a play by Julius Randle! A layup on the low block! This seasoned vet is cooking!
This solid pro Anthony Edwards forces the air ball with pressure! Suffocating!
This up-and-coming baller Julius Randle creates for others! Unselfish play with that dawg mentality!
Julius Randle, this long boy, seals the defender for position! Fundamentals!
Halftime whistle! Druski grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. True story: Druski walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Toronto Border-Patrol. Awkward. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Joan Beringer knocks down a bank shot on the low block! Ice in the veins!
Druski, this swiss-army-knife type, gets the standing ovation! An incredible energy!
Druski barks out defensive calls! The voice of their killer timing echoes across the temple of basketball!
Remember this moment! Ja Morant is making history with a double-clutch layup!
Julius Randle, this respected competitor, soaks in the moment! Victory driving to the hoop! A salute to the fans!
Ja Morant and Julius Randle cradle the game ball like a baby. Anthony Edwards takes a photo. I drank so much coffee tonight I'm going to commentate in my sleep. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
128-85 (W)
This newcomer Druski comes out firing! A half-court heave in the first minute!
Ja Morant with another pull-up jumper! You can't stop this man!
Druski, this smooth operator, drops the dime! A killer instinct passing on display!
Julius Randle, this oversized freak, elevates for a monster sky hook!
Anthony Edwards, this titan, swats it into the third row! A charge taken!
The players disappear. Druski has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Small detail: Druski whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Ja Morant, this player making noise, drops an and-one in the paint! Pure artistry!
Joan Beringer even the deep bench is scoring! Complete team effort tonight!
Julius Randle shoots the free throw on the wrong basket! Somebody say something!
Joan Beringer with the emphatic slide across the hardwood! This who-is-this-guy player letting everyone know!
This total unknown Druski wraps up a sensational performance! Victory is sweet!
Druski climbs onto the scorer's table. Joan Beringer joins him. Security is unsure whether to intervene. Your commentator survived one game, four coffees, and a sandwich of questionable date. Good night everyone! Coming up: 'Boot Camp: Supermarket Checkout Line Edition.' Discipline.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
109-97 (W)
And we're underway! Julius Randle touches the Spalding first! This name that's buzzing looks eager!
Joan Beringer pulls up past the defense for an and-one! Size advantage from this this tree of a man!
Ja Morant, this versatile guy, smothers the ball-handler! No options!
Ja Morant, this player on the come-up, draws the double and finds the open shooter! Next-level basketball IQ!
Julius Randle reads the defense perfectly! Scary good handles and a sky-high basketball IQ!
First half is done. Druski is chugging Gatorade like it's water. Locker room anecdote: Druski talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
This player on the come-up Julius Randle with a picture-perfect euro-step! The crowd goes wild!
Anthony Edwards, this hooper's hooper, plays to the crowd! A Finals-like atmosphere is contagious!
Joan Beringer crosses over the Spalding with patience! This guy nobody was talking about trusting the system!
Anthony Edwards goes to work with the fire of a thousand suns! He's on fire!
That's the game! Anthony Edwards finishes with a monster performance! This up-and-coming baller victorious!
Ja Morant and Anthony Edwards attempt an elaborate handshake. They miss three times. Julius Randle films the whole thing. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
91-105 (L)
This player on the come-up Anthony Edwards comes out aggressive! Opens with a floater along the baseline!
A euro-step attempt by Druski falls short! Heavy feet in the legs!
Julius Randle explodes the basketball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this respected competitor!
Anthony Edwards, this colossus, gets blown by on the perimeter! Tendency to rush in the legs!
Druski converts facing the rim! A bucket with trademark next-level basketball IQ!
Both teams head to the locker room. Ja Morant wipes his forehead with his jersey. Did you know Ja Morant plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.
Joan Beringer, this total unknown, refuses to high-five! Defense that's basically a suggestion hurting the chemistry!
Ja Morant fires a floater at the top of the key but can't connect! Hot head showing!
Joan Beringer, this giant, exploits the mismatch from downtown! Smart play!
Ja Morant, this smooth operator, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
This potential breakout star Joan Beringer congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this potential breakout star.
Druski refuses to watch the replay on the jumbotron. Joan Beringer watches it and immediately regrets it. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
114-97 (W)
Joan Beringer takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
This solid pro Ja Morant punishes the defense with a double-clutch layup off the pick and roll!
Druski slides the feet perfectly and forces a miss! Nerves of steel in every step!
Druski with the no-look pass! This dude out of nowhere has eyes in the back of the head!
Ja Morant, this league veteran, manipulates the defense with the eyes! That dawg mentality!
Break! Joan Beringer grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Fun fact: Joan Beringer got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.
This hungry young player Druski does it again! A devastating dunk with effortless precision!
The building is buzzing! Anthony Edwards and a cathedral silence creating magic!
Anthony Edwards makes the extra pass! This respected competitor hockey assist for a devastating dunk!
Joan Beringer is inevitable tonight! This hidden prospect can't be stopped!
Ja Morant hugs the coach! This league veteran with a complete performance!
Anthony Edwards and Ja Morant play rock-paper-scissors to decide who carries the ball. Anthony Edwards loses. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
92-102 (L)
Julius Randle, this league veteran, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
This league veteran Ja Morant muscles up a pull-up jumper but can't get it to fall!
This guy with a proven track record Julius Randle gets pickpocketed from the right corner! Sloppy handling!
Druski gambles for the steal and pays the price! Occasional mental lapses!
Druski scores again! When you're a comedian by trade, the ball is child's play!
The players head to the locker room. Julius Randle is sweating like a racehorse. Fun fact: Julius Randle blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
This guy with a proven track record Anthony Edwards stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
Joan Beringer, this oversized freak, can't finish in the paint! That one stings!
Ja Morant spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
Julius Randle grabs the shorts! This hooper's hooper is running on fumes!
Julius Randle walks off in silence. This legit talent gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Ja Morant scratches the back of his neck nervously. Anthony Edwards has the look of someone who has seen things. During the game, I counted how many times I said 'incredible.' Seventeen. A personal record. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
85-115 (L)
The game begins and Druski is ready! You can see insane court vision written all over his face!
Joan Beringer, this walking skyscraper, loses the handle and the opportunity! Limited stamina!
Stolen from Druski! A comedian who let it slip through their fingers!
Joan Beringer gets burned on the drive! Sometimes predictable game in lateral movement!
Ja Morant, this smooth operator, carves up the defense for a bucket! Beautiful!
Players head to the locker room. Druski has tape on three fingers. Anecdote: Druski threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
This well-respected player Ja Morant hangs the head after the miss! Deflated facing the rim!
Anthony Edwards goes to work but overcooks it! Occasional mental lapses showing up again!
Anthony Edwards uses the hesitation dribble! Scary good handles creating separation!
This respected competitor Ja Morant can't close out! The legs are shot at the buzzer!
Julius Randle drives past the media. This dude putting the league on notice not in the mood to talk.
Joan Beringer avoids the cameras like the plague. Ja Morant gets caught. Just says 'we'll be better'. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
100-124 (L)
Tip-off! Julius Randle gets us started! Let's go!
This hooper's hooper Julius Randle with a rare miss from the left corner! Even the best stumble!
Julius Randle, this big fella, gets called for the carry! Tendency to rush in ball-handling!
Julius Randle scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Lack of consistency!
This guy nobody was talking about Joan Beringer converts from the right corner! A deep three right on cue!
The players head to the locker room. Druski is sweating like a racehorse. Did you know Druski knits to unwind? Made a scarf in San Antonio Skyscrapers's colors. By accident, obviously. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
Joan Beringer slams the basketball in frustration! Ego the size of Texas on full display!
This surprise package Joan Beringer throws up a prayer facing the rim! Not answered!
This up-and-coming baller Anthony Edwards uses the floater over this long boy coverage! Smart!
Anthony Edwards, this guy with a proven track record, is dragging! The 48 regulation minutes minutes taking their toll!
Joan Beringer blows past to the tunnel in disappointment. This total unknown will learn from this.
Ja Morant bites the inside of his cheek. Anthony Edwards pinches the bridge of his nose. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
110-105 (W)
This well-respected player Julius Randle in the starting lineup! Let's see what this well-respected player brings!
This guy with a proven track record Julius Randle takes the charge under the basket! Gutsy play!
Ja Morant, this hooper's hooper, can't convert the fast break! Wasted opportunity!
Julius Randle drives and fires a sky hook! This beanpole lighting it up!
Julius Randle sets the screen at the perfect angle! This hooper's hooper cerebral play!
Halftime. Ja Morant is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Locker room anecdote: Ja Morant talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.
Joan Beringer, this potential breakout star, with the clutch surgical steal! On a clutch free throw stop!
This newcomer Druski reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
Anthony Edwards soaks in a boiling cauldron! This guy with a proven track record living for these moments!
Druski controls the pace! Tempo control from a natural-born comedian!
Druski owns the night! Owner of the floor and the stunned audience alike!
Julius Randle launches his shoe into the air. Druski catches it. Standing ovation. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Minnesota Timberwolves ends the season #6 with a 10W-5L record. Season MVP: Anthony Edwards.
Season Journal
Buckle up, pull your visor down, and clench everything you've got because tonight we are NOT talking about some pickup game at the park. Hell no. We're talking about an arena shaking so hard the neighbors called the cops three times before tip-off. We're talking about a franchise built on decades of sweat, tears, heart-stopping buzzer-beaters, and Draft picks so bold that half the league thought they'd lost their minds. And yet, here they are, back and hungrier than ever. Ladies and gentlemen... Minnesota Timberwolves!
Now let's talk about the man who moves jerseys faster than hot dogs at the concession stand. Anthony Edwards. Just the name sends chills through the building. Standing at 197 cm, arms that cover half the court, and a basketball IQ so fast that defenders feel like they're playing in slow motion. This man doesn't walk, he glides. He doesn't jump, he launches into orbit. And when he locks eyes with you before a free throw, you feel like YOU'RE the one about to catch the ball in your face.
You want to know the difference between a good player and a damn franchise player? It's the fourth quarter. When the legs are burning, when the lungs are begging for mercy, when the scoreboard is taunting you with a tight score, that's when he lights up. Like a diesel engine finally hitting its temperature. The first three quarters are the warm-up. The fourth quarter is his hunting ground. And the prey? It's the teams that thought they had a chance.
Moment of truth, folks. You see the guy at the end of the bench, the one who looks completely lost among the giants? That's Druski. A comedian in civilian life. The kind of guy who handles their killer timing better than a basketball, and who somehow ended up on a professional roster because the coach "had a vision." A vision, ladies and gentlemen. Probably somewhere between his second and third mojito at the All-Star Weekend party. Druski has a unique playing style: he runs a lot, understands very little, and has an unfortunate tendency to treat the stunned audience and the basketball exact same way. The fans already love him. Not for his stats (he has none) but because every time he steps on the court, it's Christmas morning.
This team's budget is the GDP of a small country. Seriously, there are nations at the UN moving less cash than this roster. The Second Apron is blown to smithereens, the repeater tax bleeds the owner dry with every signature, and the league watches them with a mix of disgust and fascination. But the owner doesn't care. He has a dream, and that dream is a championship banner hanging from the rafters of this arena. Everything else, the penalties, the sacrificed Draft picks, the zero flexibility, that's just details. Damn details.
Minnesota Timberwolves ends the season #6 with a 10W-5L record. Season MVP: Anthony Edwards.
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