☠️
80
Days survived
223
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
142
🗺️ Km traveled
24
👑 Decisions
17
🩺 Rescues
94
🍳 Meals cooked
12
🪤 Traps built
67
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
38 events
1
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Mike Tyson spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Anakin Skywalker nodded without a word. Goku cracked their knuckles. Superman opened their first aid kit. Gordon Ramsay pulled a camping stove from their bag. Elon Musk pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Harry Potter looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
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📍 Rooftop overlooking St. Paul's. Mike Tyson: "If we survive this, drinks are on me."
0
4
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Mike Tyson is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
5
🌍
Day 5: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Harry Potter must create a monumental distraction.
+9
5
🌍
Day 5: A stray dog follows Anakin Skywalker to camp. Keep it or not? It's a morale booster, but it barks.
+5
6
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Mike Tyson method acts being a zombie so perfectly they waltz through a horde undetected. Oscar-worthy performance.
-1
6
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Mike Tyson hams it up playing dead to avoid a zombie patrol. Plot twist: an actual zombie starts snacking on them.
-1
7
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Superman drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Superman doesn't.
7
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Superman
has died
11
🌍
Day 11: Gordon Ramsay discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
11
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Anakin Skywalker tries a Jedi mind trick... which doesn't work on dead brains
+4
14
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Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
16
🌍
Day 16: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Anakin Skywalker must stand guard on the roof tonight.
+7
16
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Harry Potter pretends to be useful
+4
19
💀
Mike Tyson dies mid-dramatic monologue facing the zombies. The speech was beautiful. The audience, unappreciative.
19
💀
Mike Tyson
has died
23
🌍
Day 23: Goku has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
23
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Day 23: Gordon Ramsay slips on a blood puddle and lands on the camp's only decorative cactus.
-3
28
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Harry Potter looks for a 'Survival for Dummies' manual
+4
31
⚡
Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
32
💀
Harry Potter drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Harry Potter doesn't.
32
💀
Harry Potter
has died
33
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Failure: Goku charges alone into a 50-zombie horde while screaming. Courage 10/10. Strategy 0/10. Result: predictable.
+5
39
🌍
Day 39: Gordon Ramsay tries to make a campfire and sets their own tent on fire. Technique needs work.
-7
39
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Day 39: Suspicious noises are coming from the basement. Anakin Skywalker is sent to check. Obviously.
+3
41
⚡
Anakin Skywalker feels a disturbance in the Force: it's just ALL zombies within 10km
+4
42
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Anakin Skywalker meditates to become a Force ghost and escape infection
42
💀
Anakin Skywalker
has died
44
🌍
Day 44: Gordon Ramsay must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
-12
46
📌
📍 Rain starts falling. Goku: "At least the weather's consistent."
0
49
🌍
Day 49: A double rainbow appears above a horde of 200 zombies. It's almost poetic. Gordon Ramsay takes time to admire it.
-3
50
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
54
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
56
💀
Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
56
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
59
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Bizarre: Goku collects a trophy from each killed zombie. His necklace weighs 9 pounds. Nobody dares ask what it is.
+5
61
🌍
Day 61: Goku loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
61
🌍
Day 61: The generator breaks down. Without power, electric fences are decorative. Elon Musk must repair.
+9
67
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
68
💀
Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
68
💀
Elon Musk
has died
77
🌍
Day 77: Goku attempts a motivational speech that makes three survivors cry. Not from joy, from despair.
-4
78
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Day 78: Zombies are digging a tunnel under the camp. Goku must organize the underground counter-offensive.
+9
79
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Success: Goku holds a breach alone for 20 minutes with axe and shield, until reinforcements arrive.
+5
80
💀
Poetic Death: Goku fights to the end, blade broken, shield cracked, standing in the breach. Found next day, still standing.
80
💀
Goku
has died
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