☠️
43
Days survived
47
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
38
🗺️ Km traveled
8
👑 Decisions
4
🩺 Rescues
47
🍳 Meals cooked
7
🪤 Traps built
27
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
30 events
1
📖
Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Captain America spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Flash nodded without a word. Galactus cracked their knuckles. Orihime Inoue opened their first aid kit. Gordon Ramsay pulled a camping stove from their bag. Tony Stark pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Jiraiya (Naruto) looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
🌍
Day 1: Tony Stark opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
1
🎒
Flash bites into a fresh apple found in an abandoned orchard. The vitamins feel good.
+4
1
⚡
Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
1
🎂
Tony Stark is 53 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
📌
📍 Laundromat. Machines still running. Orihime Inoue: "Clean clothes in the apocalypse. Luxury."
0
2
💀
Jiraiya (Naruto) improvises and pretends to be a doctor/soldier/engineer as needed
2
💀
Jiraiya (Naruto)
has died
4
🌍
Day 4: Galactus finds a stock of medicines in an overturned delivery truck. The rolling pharmacy.
+11
4
⚡
Failure: Captain America applies military regulations to the letter. The camp is in order. But nobody smiles anymore. Morale is regulation-compliant.
+2
5
🎒
Galactus opens the chip bag and the crunching noise alerts all zombies within 200 meters.
-5
6
🎂
Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
7
💀
Orihime Inoue slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
7
💀
Orihime Inoue
has died
11
🎒
Gordon Ramsay sticks melted marshmallows to shoe soles to muffle footsteps. Silent innovation.
+4
11
⚡
Unusual: Captain America gives a situation report every morning at 0600. Personnel: 34. Losses: 0. Morale: stable. Coffee: out of stock. Critical situation.
+2
12
🌍
Day 12: Gordon Ramsay must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
-11
14
💀
Galactus eats chips while running and chokes on a piece. Don't run while eating.
14
💀
Galactus
has died
20
🎒
Tony Stark trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
20
⚡
Flash reconstructs zombie attack 'crime scene' with figurines. 'Zombie entered here, bit there, exited there.' Post-mortem profiling.
-2
22
🌍
Day 22: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Flash must treat everyone with limited resources.
-15
24
💀
Flash dies from infection contracted during autopsy. The scalpel slipped. The virus did the rest. The examiner joins the autopsy table. On the other side.
24
💀
Flash
has died
28
🌍
Day 28: Gordon Ramsay discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
+4
28
⚡
Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
29
💀
Poetic Death: Captain America dies in combat, in regulation position. The soldier never left their post. Tomorrow's report will mention one casualty.
29
💀
Captain America
has died
34
🌍
Day 34: It's so cold that zombies have frost on their faces. One has an icicle hanging from its nose. Gordon Ramsay hesitates between laughing and fleeing.
+3
35
⚡
Tony Stark cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
39
💀
Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
39
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
40
🌍
Day 40: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Tony Stark must find an alternative approach.
-9
41
🌍
Day 41: Heat wave. 42°C in the shade. Zombies slow down, their flesh dries out. Tony Stark must ration the group's water.
-10
42
⚡
Tony Stark tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
42
⚡
Tony Stark mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
43
💀
Tony Stark decides to run a barefoot marathon through a field of glass shards. The bleeding is spectacular.
43
💀
Tony Stark
has died
💬 💬 Comments & Suggestions (0)
💭
No comments yet. Be the first to share your opinion!
Do you like this creation?
Share it with your friends!
