☠️
59
Days survived
125
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
86
🗺️ Km traveled
18
👑 Decisions
13
🩺 Rescues
35
🍳 Meals cooked
8
🪤 Traps built
51
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
26 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Jesus Christ was woken by screams. Sean Combs by silence, which is worse. Superman didn't sleep at all. Adam Sandler was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Stephen Curry was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Tony Stark was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Adolf Hitler heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
🌍
Day 1: Adolf Hitler must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
+6
1
📌
📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Stephen Curry grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
3
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Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
3
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🎂
Stephen Curry (38 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
4
🎂
Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
6
💀
Adolf Hitler drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Adolf Hitler doesn't.
6
💀
Adolf Hitler
has died
7
🌍
Day 7: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. Tony Stark must secure the perimeter without electricity.
+6
9
⚡
Success - Adam Sandler improvises an epic monologue that hypnotizes zombies for 30 crucial seconds
+1
10
💀
Stephen Curry slam-dunked a zombie into a dumpster. Shaq would be proud. Do not attempt at home.
10
💀
Stephen Curry
has died
13
⚡
Superman realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+5
20
🌍
Day 20: Superman drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
21
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Poetic death - Adam Sandler dies reciting Hamlet, zombies applaud before devouring them
21
💀
Adam Sandler
has died
23
🌍
Day 23: Wind blows at 120 km/h. Debris flies everywhere. Superman must reinforce the barricades before they blow away.
+5
26
⚡
Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
28
💀
Sean Combs distracts zombies by rapping their life story
28
💀
Sean Combs
has died
32
🌍
Day 32: Tony Stark recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
39
⚡
Tony Stark mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
42
💀
Tony Stark drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Tony Stark doesn't.
42
💀
Tony Stark
has died
45
🌍
Day 45: Jesus Christ tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
-5
46
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Jesus Christ: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
48
⚡
Superman flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+5
51
💀
Superman wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
51
💀
Superman
has died
56
🌍
Day 56: Jesus Christ captures a zombie to study it. First step toward a potential antidote. Or toward disaster.
+7
57
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Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+5
58
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Day 58: Jesus Christ uncovers a complete survival manual in a bookstore. Ironically, in the humor section.
+5
59
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Jesus Christ drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Jesus Christ doesn't.
59
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
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