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61
Days survived
52
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
52
🗺️ Km traveled
16
👑 Decisions
13
🩺 Rescues
64
🍳 Meals cooked
12
🪤 Traps built
49
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
34 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Michael Jordan was woken by screams. Albert Einstein by silence, which is worse. Hulk didn't sleep at all. Jesus Christ was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Leonardo da Vinci was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Joe Biden heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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Day 1: An intact pharmaceutical lab is spotted. Leonardo da Vinci must search it without waking the hibernating zombies.
-19
1
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Michael Jordan breaks the thermometer by shaking it too hard. Mercury spreads everywhere.
-4
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Hulk synthesizes a chemical repellent from lab supplies. Zombies back away — the scientific method works even on the dead.
-3
1
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Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
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Hulk injects an experimental serum as a last resort. The notebook entries stop at 'Subject: myself. Result: in progress...'
1
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Hulk
has died
1
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📍 Laundromat. Machines still running. Michael Jordan: "Clean clothes in the apocalypse. Luxury."
0
5
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Jesus Christ sets up a dart board on a motionless zombie and practices.
+3
8
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Joe Biden launches a re-election campaign mid-apocalypse. Campaign posters on barricades: 'Together Against the Undead - Vote Joe Biden!'
+3
9
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Day 9: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Jesus Christ must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
-22
10
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Leonardo da Vinci is 67 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
13
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Albert Einstein dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
13
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Albert Einstein
has died
15
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Michael Jordan rolls over a rock and the scooter stops dead. Michael Jordan continues solo in flight.
-4
19
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Day 19: A mini tornado sucks up the camp supplies and scatters them over 500 meters. Jesus Christ chases after their sleeping bag flying in the wind.
+4
20
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Michael Jordan builds a trading network between camps in three days. Supply, demand, logistics: capitalism saves humanity.
+1
21
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Joe Biden dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
21
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Joe Biden
has died
23
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Leonardo da Vinci races down a slope in a supermarket cart at full speed and loses the zombies!
+5
25
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Leonardo da Vinci over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
28
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Day 28: The camp doctor is bitten. Jesus Christ must decide: amputation or quarantine.
+10
29
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Michael Jordan dies mid-negotiation, contract unsigned. The deal of a lifetime — literally.
29
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Michael Jordan
has died
37
🎒
Gordon Ramsay rides majestically on their penny-farthing and zombies stand agape at this vision from another century.
+5
39
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Day 39: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Leonardo da Vinci must navigate blind.
-18
42
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Leonardo da Vinci builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
43
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Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
43
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Jesus Christ
has died
46
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Gordon Ramsay tries to run with open scissors and understands why mom said not to do it.
-4
46
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📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Gordon Ramsay: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
0
52
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Day 52: The radio picks up an SOS signal. Leonardo da Vinci must decide whether to respond or ignore it.
+6
52
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
54
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
54
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
55
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Leonardo da Vinci bites into the apple and breaks a tooth on a petrified worm.
-3
57
🎒
Leonardo da Vinci sticks their plunger on a zombie's face who can't see anything and falls off the roof.
+3
58
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Day 58: A giant zombie, probably a former wrestler, blocks the camp's only exit. Leonardo da Vinci must face it.
-23
60
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Day 60: Leonardo da Vinci finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
60
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Leonardo da Vinci calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
61
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Leonardo da Vinci dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
61
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Leonardo da Vinci
has died
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