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26
Days survived
42
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
18
🗺️ Km traveled
4
👑 Decisions
2
🩺 Rescues
26
🍳 Meals cooked
2
🪤 Traps built
9
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
32 events
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Albert Einstein and Warren Buffett were on the wrong side. Eddie Hall spotted them from the roof of a bus. Kobe Bryant, Sanji, and Michael Jordan were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Shiloh, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
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Day 1: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. Warren Buffett leads the last defense.
+13
1
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Kobe Bryant throws three shurikens that plant themselves in the skulls of three aligned zombies.
+7
1
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Kobe Bryant sprints to escape a zombie and tears their calf. 'It's a PULLED MUSCLE, not a ZOMBIE wound.' The camp can't tell the difference anymore.
-4
1
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Shiloh is very young (9 years old) and slows the group down, but their innocence brings hope.
-3
1
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Shiloh decides to run a barefoot marathon through a field of glass shards. The bleeding is spectacular.
1
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Shiloh
has died
1
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Albert Einstein: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
2
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Warren Buffett negotiates an exclusive contract with zombies to monopolize the brain market
-3
3
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Warren Buffett, 95 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
-8
4
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Day 4: Night frost made roads impassable. A group of zombies blocks the only exit. Eddie Hall must clear the way.
+8
5
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Warren Buffett presses the detonator at the perfect moment and blows up the bridge covered with zombies.
+9
6
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Michael Jordan slam-dunked a zombie into a dumpster. Shaq would be proud. Do not attempt at home.
6
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Michael Jordan
has died
8
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Unusual: Eddie Hall challenges zombies to arm wrestling to settle conflicts. Zombies don't play by rules. The zombie's arm detaches. Eddie Hall wins by default.
+4
10
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Day 10: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Albert Einstein must treat everyone with limited resources.
-15
10
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Eddie Hall takes off in a hot air balloon and observes zombie movements from the sky. Perfect aerial mapping!
+7
11
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Kobe Bryant runs their last race: the longest sprint of their life, through the horde. Legs pump, heart explodes. The finish line is so close. But the stopwatch stops.
11
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Kobe Bryant
has died
12
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Day 12: Warren Buffett finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
12
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Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
13
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Warren Buffett installs a bell on the bike and rings it. The zombies politely step aside.
+4
14
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Warren Buffett calculates the ROI of their survival and decides dying costs less than living
14
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Warren Buffett
has died
15
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Day 15: Albert Einstein throws a smoke grenade instead of an offensive grenade. The zombie is confused, but alive.
-5
15
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Sanji uses the skateboard as a cutting board to prepare a sandwich mid-escape.
+2
18
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Sanji attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
19
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Albert Einstein dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
19
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Albert Einstein
has died
20
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Day 20: Eddie Hall has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
21
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Sanji throws their dart right into a zombie's eye from 5 meters. Triple 20.
+4
21
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Failure: Eddie Hall breaks down a door to save survivors. Wrong door. The right door was open next to it.
+4
22
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Sanji dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
22
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Sanji
has died
23
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Day 23: Rats invade the grain storage. Eddie Hall must eliminate them without wasting ammunition.
-6
24
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Eddie Hall explodes a zombie's jaw with a devastating uppercut using brass knuckles.
+6
24
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Success: Eddie Hall crushes zombies barehanded, smashes barricades, carries wounded on shoulders. Brute force, tender heart.
+4
25
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Day 25: Eddie Hall spots an abandoned armored vehicle. But the tank is empty and zombies lurk nearby.
-10
26
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Poetic Death: Eddie Hall holds up a collapsed support pillar to let survivors pass. The pillar holds. The muscles don't. Crushed by his own feat.
26
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Eddie Hall
has died
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