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158
Days survived
455
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
319
🗺️ Km traveled
49
👑 Decisions
45
🩺 Rescues
216
🍳 Meals cooked
27
🪤 Traps built
119
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
52 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Obi-Wan Kenobi and Barry Allen were on the wrong side. Chris Kyle spotted them from the roof of a bus. Anna Qabale Duba, Gordon Ramsay, and Mark Zuckerberg were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Stephen Hawking, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
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Failure: Chris Kyle misses their target at 30 meters — a stationary zombie. The shame is worse than the bite.
+2
1
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Anna Qabale Duba: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
2
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Chris Kyle takes down a zombie with their Luger P08 in a shot of historical precision.
+6
2
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
3
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Chris Kyle parks the compact car perfectly between two zombies. Perfect parallel parking.
0
4
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Day 4: Obi-Wan Kenobi sets up a trap that triggers on an ally. Friendship severely tested.
-6
4
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Day 4: Wind blows at 120 km/h. Debris flies everywhere. Barry Allen must reinforce the barricades before they blow away.
+5
4
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Mark Zuckerberg (42 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
8
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Poetic death - Stephen Hawking dies while writing the last sentence: 'And that's how my story end...'
8
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Stephen Hawking
has died
12
⚡
Unusual: Anna Qabale Duba plots contamination curves on camp wall. The curves rise. All the time. He adds colors. Doesn't change the trend.
+4
14
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Day 14: Total solar eclipse. The zombies lift their heads to the sky like morbid sunflowers. Mark Zuckerberg finds it both magnificent and terrifying.
+4
15
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Day 14: It's so cold that zombies have frost on their faces. One has an icicle hanging from its nose. Mark Zuckerberg hesitates between laughing and fleeing.
+3
15
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Barry Allen uses the tow truck's hook to clear cars blocking the road. The way is clear!
+7
25
🎂
Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
29
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Success: Chris Kyle eliminates zombies one by one from a bell tower, never revealing position. One shot, one kill. Well, re-kill.
+2
30
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Anna Qabale Duba connects the ambulance defibrillator to a zombie. It starts walking normally. Cured?
+5
34
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Poetic Death: Chris Kyle dies in their sniper's nest, scope still to the eye. The last bullet hit its target.
34
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Chris Kyle
has died
35
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Obi-Wan Kenobi detects a survivor's fever in time with the thermometer. Immediate and effective quarantine.
+5
42
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Day 42: Rats invade the grain storage. Gordon Ramsay must eliminate them without wasting ammunition.
+3
42
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Success: Obi-Wan Kenobi charges the horde in makeshift armor, shield forward. Zombies recoil from the impact. Honor intact.
+2
43
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Quirky: Obi-Wan Kenobi knights a camp child with a wooden sword. The ceremony is equally ridiculous and touching.
+2
44
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Anna Qabale Duba forgets to close their eyes when throwing the flash grenade and can't see anything for 5 minutes.
-5
46
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Day 46: Mark Zuckerberg finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
46
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📍 Queens diner. Coffee pot still warm. Obi-Wan Kenobi pours a cup. "Service is terrible."
0
56
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Mark Zuckerberg dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
56
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Mark Zuckerberg
has died
66
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Gordon Ramsay hits themselves in the face with their own nunchucks on the first move.
-6
67
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
75
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Success: Anna Qabale Duba maps virus spread in real time and predicts next infection zones. Three camps evacuated in time thanks to his models.
+4
78
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Day 78: Obi-Wan Kenobi opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
80
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Day 80: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Barry Allen must find shelter on higher ground.
+5
86
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Obi-Wan Kenobi charges through the zombie horde with the truck. Nothing stops 20 tons at full speed.
+8
87
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
87
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
91
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📍 Battery Park. Ferry terminal abandoned. Anna Qabale Duba: "Staten Island never looked so good."
0
93
🎒
Obi-Wan Kenobi empties his MAC-10 on a group of zombies in deafening noise.
+6
94
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Barry Allen realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
96
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Barry Allen uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
98
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Day 98: An infected survivor hides their bite. Anna Qabale Duba is the only one capable of diagnosing.
+10
99
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Day 99: Obi-Wan Kenobi uses the last walkie-talkie battery to play Snake. Communication can wait.
-6
99
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Anna Qabale Duba puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
102
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Poetic Death: Obi-Wan Kenobi dies sword in hand, standing against the enemy. The oath is kept. The chronicles will remember.
102
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Obi-Wan Kenobi
has died
103
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Failure: Anna Qabale Duba publishes alarming report causing mass panic. The figures are correct. The way of presenting them isn't. Math without tact is dangerous.
+4
113
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Day 113: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Barry Allen must improvise.
+11
114
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Barry Allen fries potatoes found in a field. Fries during apocalypse is absolute luxury.
+6
119
🎒
Barry Allen gets the slingshot elastic caught in their fingers and the stone drops at their feet.
-3
123
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Day 123: The camp toilets are out of order. Anna Qabale Duba must solve this urgent sanitary problem.
+4
128
⚡
Barry Allen flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
130
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Poetic Death: Anna Qabale Duba dies contaminated in hot zone during data collection. His final epidemiological curves transmitted by radio. Sacrifice for data.
130
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Anna Qabale Duba
has died
134
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Day 134: A military drone flies over the camp. Barry Allen must hack it to obtain intelligence.
-16
136
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📍 The subway tunnels echo with groans. Barry Allen: "Still smells better than rush hour."
0
148
🌍
Day 148: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Barry Allen must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
153
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Day 153: A double rainbow appears above a horde of 200 zombies. It's almost poetic. Barry Allen takes time to admire it.
-3
158
💀
Barry Allen wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
158
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Barry Allen
has died
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