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52
Days survived
63
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
32
🗺️ Km traveled
8
👑 Decisions
4
🩺 Rescues
78
🍳 Meals cooked
7
🪤 Traps built
44
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
34 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Godzilla was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, King Kong and Harry S. Truman had barricaded the entrances. Mothra was already treating the first injuries. Gordon Ramsay found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Sam Altman rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Nezuko Kamado... Nezuko Kamado just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
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Day 1: Clear skies after weeks of gloom. Morale rises. Harry S. Truman organizes an outing to enjoy the sun and explore the surroundings.
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Godzilla uses cold fries as mikado sticks with other survivors. Unexpected moment of relaxation.
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Sam Altman codes an automated alert system that analyzes sensor data and predicts attacks 2 hours in advance.
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1
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Harry S. Truman, 88 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
-8
1
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Nezuko Kamado hooks a chandelier with their whip and swings on it. The chandelier breaks loose.
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Nezuko Kamado
has died
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📍 Madison Square Garden. Concert posters peel. Mothra: "Knicks weren't the only ones dying here."
0
3
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Sam Altman (41 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
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6
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Day 6: Sam Altman must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
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7
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Sam Altman writes a buggy script that triggers the alarm every 45 minutes. The camp becomes an insomniac nightmare. Takes 3 days to debug because coffee ran out.
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10
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Harry S. Truman uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
13
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Mothra is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
13
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Mothra
has died
14
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
18
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Day 18: Water supplies are running low. Gordon Ramsay must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
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18
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Harry S. Truman takes off in a hot air balloon and observes zombie movements from the sky. Perfect aerial mapping!
+7
19
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King Kong punches a zombie with brass knuckles, their arm goes through the rotting zombie and gets stuck inside.
19
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King Kong
has died
20
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Sam Altman hits a zombie with their squeaky toy mallet. The zombie seems insulted.
-3
22
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Harry S. Truman motivates survivors with a Braveheart-worthy speech
+1
25
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Day 25: Sam Altman spots an abandoned armored vehicle. But the tank is empty and zombies lurk nearby.
+5
30
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Godzilla goes down stairs on a bike and does a flip over the handlebars. Lands on the neck.
30
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Godzilla
has died
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Gordon Ramsay's hen escapes while clucking so loudly that the whole neighborhood knows where the group is hiding.
-5
33
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Sam Altman comments their code with existential dread: '// If zombie == null, are we truly alive?' Colleagues question their career choices.
+2
34
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Day 34: Sam Altman loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
35
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Sam Altman dies mid-compilation at their desk. Code deploys flawlessly after death. Even in the apocalypse, production bugs wait for no one.
35
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Sam Altman
has died
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Day 36: Gordon Ramsay negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
39
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Harry S. Truman steps on their rake which swings up and hits them in the face. Classic.
-4
42
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Harry S. Truman coordinates an evacuation shouting 'NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND!'
42
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Harry S. Truman
has died
44
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Day 44: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Gordon Ramsay must navigate blind.
-18
45
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Day 44: Gordon Ramsay finds a medical book in a ruined library. Now to understand it.
-8
46
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Gordon Ramsay bites into a fresh apple found in an abandoned orchard. The vitamins feel good.
+4
46
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Gordon Ramsay: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
50
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
51
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Gordon Ramsay is convinced their sacrificial dagger is cursed and refuses to let it go.
+2
52
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
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