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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | My Team | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 6 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 12 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 1 | 14 | 2 |
| 16 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Pre-season
Good evening everyone and fasten your seatbelts because tonight we are not doing this gently. The arena is already sweating, the DJ cranked the volume so high the hardwood is vibrating, and there's a guy in the third row who painted his chest in the team colors even though it's freezing outside. That's devotion. That's basketball madness. And the franchise rolling in tonight deserves every decibel of this insane atmosphere. They've been through the hell of winless stretches and the ecstasy of Finals appearances, and honestly, nobody ever knows what they're going to pull off. That's what makes this sport so damn beautiful. The team with no name, baby! If you paid for your ticket tonight, there's one reason and one reason only, and that reason's name is Victor Wembanyama. Standing at 224 cm, marathon-runner cardio, and surgeon's hands. This man catches a ball mid-flight the way you grab the remote off the couch. Except he follows it up with a spin move, a step-back, and a 30-footer that doesn't even touch the rim. Nothing but net. Every single time. Like the basket is magnetized to the damn ball. The worst part? His ice-cold composure. The clock shows 0.8 seconds, the whole building is holding its breath, the ball is burning in his hands... And he flashes a little smirk before draining the game-winner with sickening ease. He's the engine, the brain, and the heartbeat of that locker room. If he sneezes, the whole damn franchise catches a cold. Tonight, he's on a mission, and believe me, he didn't show up to mess around. And now, the moment nobody was waiting for but everybody is going to love: the coach signed Superman. The man is a superhero. A freaking superhero. In a league where everybody is 6'8" and runs a 4.4 forty, he rolls up with bare hands and a suspicious amount of enthusiasm. His first instinct walking into the locker room? Ask where the coffee machine was. His second instinct? Try to dribble and bounce the ball straight into his own face. The teammates lost it. The coach just said "that's the kind of grit I was looking for." We still don't know if he was serious or completely hammered. The budget here is absolutely insane, we're talking stratosphere money. This is Warriors and Suns territory. These guys are so loaded they've triggered the Second Apron: the league literally forbids them from signing free agents or combining salaries in trades. They have zero flexibility, handcuffed by their own damn wealth. It's "championship or crash and burn," no in-between.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
107-114 (L)
This franchise cornerstone Batman gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Victor Wembanyama can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this next-level player!
Superman throws it away! A pass worse than a superhero tossing the game!
Victor Wembanyama, this long boy, can't keep up with the speed! Heavy feet exposed!
Klay Thompson posts up past the defense for a bucket! Size advantage from this this absolute unit!
Halftime. Victor Wembanyama's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Rumor has it Victor Wembanyama tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.
This league veteran Klay Thompson slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
A layup from Klay Thompson catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
Batman sets the screen at the perfect angle! This certified GOAT candidate cerebral play!
Victor Wembanyama shoots but the legs won't cooperate! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
De'Aaron Fox had the chances but couldn't convert. This player making noise left wanting.
De'Aaron Fox whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. Klay Thompson nods without conviction. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
118-94 (W)
Batman checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
De'Aaron Fox, this legit talent, sinks a pull-up jumper with surgical precision driving to the hoop!
Victor Wembanyama times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A monster swat along the baseline!
Superman dishes a beautiful pass! Special delivery from this superhero!
Superman adapts to the coverage! Adaptive as a superhero with the game!
Players head to the locker room. Klay Thompson has tape on three fingers. Staff confession: Klay Thompson is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
Batman scores the go-ahead! A superhero who always finishes the job on time!
De'Aaron Fox, this league veteran, plays to the crowd! A crowd fully behind them is contagious!
Victor Wembanyama celebrates the team's success! This player on the come-up knows together is better!
Batman, the superhero from the day shift, is writing their story on the arena tonight!
Victor Wembanyama, this hooper's hooper, soaks in the moment! Victory driving to the hoop! A hug with the coach!
Batman and Klay Thompson freestyle a victory rap. Superman does the beatbox. It's terrible but magnificent. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
127-91 (W)
Batman stretches center court! Loosening up, the superhero is getting ready!
A floater from De'Aaron Fox! This up-and-coming baller reminding everyone why they're on top!
Klay Thompson rises up and dishes! Gorgeous feed from the left corner! Next-level basketball IQ!
De'Aaron Fox scores facing the rim! A free throw with an unmatched feel for the game! Brilliant!
Batman, this once-in-a-lifetime player, bodied up and forced the turnover! Physical defense!
The locker room fills up. De'Aaron Fox has already eaten three oranges. I've been told De'Aaron Fox always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. Back on the floor, faces full of determination.
Batman, this combo guard, takes over at the top of the key. A fadeaway jumper! That's elite!
Batman stat-pads without shame! Filling the box score like a resume!
Victor Wembanyama, this guy with a proven track record, accidentally chest-bumps the ref! Excuse me sir!
Klay Thompson, this long boy, chest bumps the teammate! A fist pump toward the bench! Pure joy!
Victor Wembanyama spins the trophy! This seasoned vet adds to the collection! An ice-cold stare at the opposing bench!
Batman grabs Victor Wembanyama and hoists him onto his shoulders. Superman tries to climb on too. It ends in a pile. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. That was beautiful. And now: 'House Hunters International: 90-Square-Foot Studio, Wall View.' A steal.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
127-90 (W)
Superman announces themselves! The superhero has arrived and the building knows it!
Victor Wembanyama, this hooper's hooper, knifes through for a pull-up jumper in the paint! Wow!
This well-respected player Victor Wembanyama with the wraparound pass! How did that get through!
What a play by De'Aaron Fox! A sky hook back to the basket! This dude putting the league on notice is cooking!
Superman gets a hand on it! The hand that wields their bare hands strikes again!
End of the first half. Superman is beet red but still standing. Anecdote: Superman once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. The players charge out of the tunnel. Smells like a comeback.
Superman answers back with a step-back three! Scary good handles under pressure!
Batman, this global icon, wraps it up with a flourish! Total destruction!
De'Aaron Fox shoots the free throw and hits the top of the backboard! Yikes!
This dude putting the league on notice De'Aaron Fox waves goodbye to the opponent! A bench mob celebration! Savage!
Victor Wembanyama dishes in triumph! The final buzzer sounds! That's a W!
Superman and Klay Thompson carry Batman like a trophy across the entire court. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
132-87 (W)
This dude putting the league on notice Klay Thompson catches the leather early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
This hooper's hooper De'Aaron Fox goes to work at the top of the key! An off-balance shot drops beautifully!
Klay Thompson whips the pass cross-court! Assist! This walking skyscraper seeing everything!
Superman posts up and scores! Those superhero hands work wonders with the orange!
Superman reads the play and picks off the pass! Transition opportunity!
Halftime! De'Aaron Fox has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. I've been told De'Aaron Fox once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Klay Thompson attacks at the buzzer and finishes with a buzzer-beater! Too good!
Batman adds another free throw to the demolition! Their bare hands destruction!
This absolute legend Superman gets photobombed on the jumbotron! A bench mob celebration interrupted!
Victor Wembanyama taps the logo on the jersey! A team high-five! That's pride right there!
Superman, this generational talent, points to the crowd! A primal scream! This was for the fans!
De'Aaron Fox, Klay Thompson, and Superman pose for a group photo at center court. Nobody has a phone. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
132-86 (W)
Tip-off! Klay Thompson gets us started! Let's go!
This next-level player De'Aaron Fox with a cold-blooded bucket! No conscience!
This well-respected player Victor Wembanyama zips the pass through! Another dime from this tower!
Superman with the crafty and-one! A gym-rat work ethic on display!
Victor Wembanyama rejects the layup! A rebound in traffic by this tower! Get that out!
Halftime. Victor Wembanyama's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Physio's confession: Victor Wembanyama purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Victor Wembanyama fades away through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
De'Aaron Fox spins and it's too easy! The lead is ballooning! Mercy rule!
Victor Wembanyama, this player making noise, tries to block the shot and fouls the backboard!
Klay Thompson, this giant, flexes on the crowd! A chest bump after a finger roll!
Batman high-fives the crowd! Those superhero hands spreading joy!
De'Aaron Fox does the floss while Batman spins like a top. Superman just stands there, arms crossed. Cool. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
131-86 (W)
De'Aaron Fox, this smooth operator, sets the tone immediately! That dawg mentality from the jump!
Klay Thompson knocks down a buzzer-beater from downtown! Ice in the veins!
Victor Wembanyama threads the needle! Beautiful assist from the right corner! Unreal court vision!
Klay Thompson, this tower, muscles in for a devastating dunk! Pure power!
Victor Wembanyama blocks it and keeps it in play! Heads-up play, what awareness!
The players file out. De'Aaron Fox exchanges a tense look with the coach. Did you know? De'Aaron Fox once signed an autograph for a referee. During the game. Mid free-throw. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Superman with the step-back fadeaway jumper! Creating space like a superhero with their bare hands!
De'Aaron Fox, this combo guard, makes it look like practice! Total domination!
This established player De'Aaron Fox forgets the play call! Looking at the bench confused!
Victor Wembanyama blows a kiss to the fans! Cool as you like, an ice-cold stare at the opposing bench!
De'Aaron Fox dribbles into the tunnel with the W! This name that's buzzing all smiles!
De'Aaron Fox grabs the PA announcer's mic and shouts Klay Thompson's name. The announcer chases him. Tonight I learned De'Aaron Fox used to be a superhero before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
113-89 (W)
This all-time great Batman opens the scoring! A half-court heave! Early advantage!
Batman cuts and scores! Sharp as their bare hands, this superhero!
Victor Wembanyama a left-handed block with authority! This big fella protecting the paint!
De'Aaron Fox with the no-look pass! This legit talent has eyes in the back of the head!
This household name Superman calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
Back in the locker room, De'Aaron Fox sits down and stares at the ceiling. Quick anecdote about De'Aaron Fox: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Victor Wembanyama pulls up the Wilson beautifully for a deep three! What touch!
Batman feeds off a boiling cauldron! The energy of a superhero fueled by the game!
Klay Thompson takes the blame for the mistake! This solid pro protecting teammates!
Every superhero in the crowd sees themselves in Batman's battle with the damn ball!
This dude putting the league on notice De'Aaron Fox seals the deal! Victory with natural-born leadership!
Superman, Batman, and Klay Thompson pose for a group photo at center court. Nobody has a phone. Tonight I learned Superman used to be a superhero before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. Good night! And now: 'Naked and Afraid: Lost in the Shopping Mall.'
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
121-92 (W)
Opening possession for Batman! First touch, like first touch of their bare hands!
A reverse layup from Superman in the paint! That's a certified bucket-getter!
Superman reads the play perfectly! That superhero brain working overtime!
De'Aaron Fox, this all-around player, delivers the entry pass! Beautiful feed into the post!
This dude putting the league on notice Klay Thompson recognizes the over-help and punishes it!
Halftime! Superman checks his stats on the board and winces. Small detail: Superman wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
Klay Thompson, this colossus, carves up the defense for a deep three! Beautiful!
Klay Thompson takes off in front of the home faithful! Wild stands! Beautiful!
Victor Wembanyama makes the extra pass! This seasoned vet hockey assist for a hook shot!
This up-and-coming baller Klay Thompson channels the inner champion! Ridiculous creativity at its peak!
Klay Thompson can breathe! The win is secured, it's over!
De'Aaron Fox does a cartwheel at center court. Klay Thompson tries one too and eats it. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
109-103 (W)
Batman dishes onto the floor! The crowd roars for this all-time great!
Victor Wembanyama rises up and scores! A free throw! This towering presence is a problem!
De'Aaron Fox with the denial defense! This guy with a proven track record not giving an inch!
This well-respected player Victor Wembanyama with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
Batman plays the chess match! Outsmarted them like a superhero on their best day!
Halftime! Superman has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Locker room anecdote: Superman talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Victor Wembanyama, this oversized freak, elevates for a monster devastating dunk!
The road crowd tries to rally but Klay Thompson silences them! Immense pressure!
Superman barks out defensive calls! The voice of their bare hands echoes across the gymnasium!
This is the De'Aaron Fox game! This respected competitor taking over in the final quarter!
Superman soaks it in! Soaking up the moment, a superhero savoring glory!
Klay Thompson moonwalks across the hardwood. Batman attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
117-98 (W)
De'Aaron Fox spins with energy from the opening whistle! This next-level player locked in!
Victor Wembanyama buries a floater on the low block! This dude putting the league on notice is on fire tonight!
De'Aaron Fox, this established player, clamps down on the star player! Unreal swagger on the assignment!
De'Aaron Fox pinpoints the pass from way beyond the arc! Another assist for this well-respected player!
Klay Thompson, this well-respected player, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for a tear drop!
Halftime whistle. Superman spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Quick anecdote about Superman: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. Back to hostilities. Faces have changed in the locker room.
Klay Thompson pulls up and drills an alley-oop! Can't teach that!
Deafening noise! Victor Wembanyama dribbles and the building shakes!
Batman syncs with the lineup! In sync like their bare hands and the game!
Victor Wembanyama crosses over with purpose! Ridiculous creativity driving this team forward!
De'Aaron Fox, this all-around player, carries the team to victory! MVP-level performance!
De'Aaron Fox and Klay Thompson chest bump so hard they each fly back three meters. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
117-101 (W)
Superman gets the starting nod! A superhero starting with their bare hands confidence!
De'Aaron Fox catches fire! And it's a deep three! Next-level basketball IQ taking over!
Batman picks their pocket! A superhero with quick hands knows how to handle thieves!
This player on the come-up Klay Thompson leads the fast break and dishes! Easy bucket off the assist!
Victor Wembanyama, this titan, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
Break. Superman's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Intel: Superman asked Cleveland Twin-Towers for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Back on the floor, faces full of determination.
Superman goes coast to coast for a double-clutch layup! This first-ballot legend is relentless!
This absolute legend Batman turns the hostile crowd into stunned silence!
This player on the come-up De'Aaron Fox celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!
The legend grows! Batman, the superhero with their bare hands, rewrites history at the arena!
This hooper's hooper Klay Thompson walks off to a standing ovation! A hostile crowd! Incredible!
Superman hits a dab in 2026. Klay Thompson does an ironic dab. De'Aaron Fox has no idea what that is. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
121-95 (W)
This well-respected player Klay Thompson comes out firing! A half-court heave in the first minute!
A double-clutch layup from Superman! That's an off-the-charts basketball IQ at the highest level!
Batman with a flawless defensive rotation! The reflexes of a superhero catching the game!
Superman, this potential GOAT, draws the double and finds the open shooter! Unreal swagger!
Klay Thompson, this player on the come-up, orchestrates the delay game! That dawg mentality in action!
End of the first half. Klay Thompson is beet red but still standing. Juicy anecdote: Klay Thompson was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Batman floats one in from mid-range! Delicate as a superhero with their bare hands!
Listen to that roar! Victor Wembanyama lets fly and the place explodes!
This up-and-coming baller Klay Thompson motivates the squad in the huddle! Natural leader!
This respected competitor Victor Wembanyama plays every possession like the last! Next-level basketball IQ burning bright!
This hooper's hooper De'Aaron Fox caps off a special night! A hug with the coach! Until next time!
Klay Thompson performs an absolutely ridiculous victory dance. Batman imitates it. It's worse. I learned backstage that Batman also does superhero on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
106-111 (L)
This dude putting the league on notice De'Aaron Fox means business! Fast start in the paint!
Victor Wembanyama, this long boy, glides at the top of the key for a silky finger roll!
This hooper's hooper De'Aaron Fox can't recover! Scored on from the right corner! Limited stamina!
A floater from De'Aaron Fox hits the iron! Hot head under the spotlight!
Victor Wembanyama steps back and the deficit melts! He's on an unstoppable run!
Halftime. The doctor examines Victor Wembanyama's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Fun fact: Victor Wembanyama failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
De'Aaron Fox, this solid build, rattles out the free throw! Lack of consistency getting the best of this seasoned vet!
Victor Wembanyama launches angrily after the turnover! This hooper's hooper spiraling!
Klay Thompson steps back with the fire of a thousand suns! He's on fire!
Superman gets stripped on the inbound pass! That's gonna be a costly turnover!
Victor Wembanyama steps back to the tunnel in disappointment. This established player will learn from this.
Victor Wembanyama mutters while walking out. De'Aaron Fox watches from the corner of his eye, worried. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
98-96 (W)
Victor Wembanyama, this legit talent, draws first blood! A double-clutch layup to start!
This name that's buzzing Klay Thompson with the no-foul contest off the pick and roll! Clean as a whistle!
Superman with the off-balance thunderous slam! This certified GOAT candidate couldn't set the feet!
Victor Wembanyama with another double-clutch layup! You can't stop this man!
Victor Wembanyama steps back to the weak side! This solid pro exploiting the rotation!
Back to the locker room. Batman punches his locker. They say Batman eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Klay Thompson nails the free throws to ice it! This name that's buzzing with steady hands!
De'Aaron Fox a charge taken and starts the fast break! Defense wins championships!
This certified GOAT candidate Batman has the arena rocking! A standing ovation off the charts!
Batman, this swiss-army-knife type, comes up big! A scoop layup on the final possession! Legend!
Final buzzer! Superman's superhero shift on the gym ends in triumph!
De'Aaron Fox rips off his jersey and launches it into the crowd. Klay Thompson does the same. The coach rolls his eyes. I drank so much coffee tonight I'm going to commentate in my sleep. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
My Team finishes #2, a fantastic season! 13W-2L. Season MVP: Victor Wembanyama.
Season Journal
Good evening everyone and fasten your seatbelts because tonight we are not doing this gently. The arena is already sweating, the DJ cranked the volume so high the hardwood is vibrating, and there's a guy in the third row who painted his chest in the team colors even though it's freezing outside. That's devotion. That's basketball madness. And the franchise rolling in tonight deserves every decibel of this insane atmosphere. They've been through the hell of winless stretches and the ecstasy of Finals appearances, and honestly, nobody ever knows what they're going to pull off. That's what makes this sport so damn beautiful. The team with no name, baby!
If you paid for your ticket tonight, there's one reason and one reason only, and that reason's name is Victor Wembanyama. Standing at 224 cm, marathon-runner cardio, and surgeon's hands. This man catches a ball mid-flight the way you grab the remote off the couch. Except he follows it up with a spin move, a step-back, and a 30-footer that doesn't even touch the rim. Nothing but net. Every single time. Like the basket is magnetized to the damn ball.
The worst part? His ice-cold composure. The clock shows 0.8 seconds, the whole building is holding its breath, the ball is burning in his hands... And he flashes a little smirk before draining the game-winner with sickening ease. He's the engine, the brain, and the heartbeat of that locker room. If he sneezes, the whole damn franchise catches a cold. Tonight, he's on a mission, and believe me, he didn't show up to mess around.
And now, the moment nobody was waiting for but everybody is going to love: the coach signed Superman. The man is a superhero. A freaking superhero. In a league where everybody is 6'8" and runs a 4.4 forty, he rolls up with bare hands and a suspicious amount of enthusiasm. His first instinct walking into the locker room? Ask where the coffee machine was. His second instinct? Try to dribble and bounce the ball straight into his own face. The teammates lost it. The coach just said "that's the kind of grit I was looking for." We still don't know if he was serious or completely hammered.
The budget here is absolutely insane, we're talking stratosphere money. This is Warriors and Suns territory. These guys are so loaded they've triggered the Second Apron: the league literally forbids them from signing free agents or combining salaries in trades. They have zero flexibility, handcuffed by their own damn wealth. It's "championship or crash and burn," no in-between.
My Team finishes #2, a fantastic season! 13W-2L. Season MVP: Victor Wembanyama.
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