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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | My Team | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Miami Heart-Attack | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
Pre-season
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Aang on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. The man is massive, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. His teammate told me something last week that gave me chills. He said: "When he's silent in the locker room before a game, I know we're about to destroy everybody." The man doesn't talk, he executes. He doesn't celebrate, he absorbs. And when the buzzer is approaching and the score is tight, everybody knows. The teammates, the opponents, the refs, the guy selling nachos on the upper deck. Everybody knows the ball is ending up in his hands. And it's ending up in the basket. Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: Donald Trump. Profession? Film producer. Yeah. The coach saw him on TV, called his agent (who didn't exist), and offered him a ten-day contract "to see." The guy showed up with their loaded checkbook, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At his first practice, he attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But he's got heart, the man, and apparently the precision he puts into the risky picture could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn. The budget? What budget? We're so far below the salary floor you could limbo under it blindfolded. The team accountant is the owner's cousin running Excel 2003 with no updates since the Bush administration. The jerseys are hand-washed by the intern, road trips are carpooled, and the last free agent who visited the facilities turned around the second he saw the locker room. But you know what? Character is forged in the struggle. And this team's got character coming out of its damn ears.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
87-121 (L)
Tip-off! Aang gets us started! Let's go!
MrBeast posts up the ball awkwardly! The touch just isn't there for this guy everybody knows!
Donald Trump, this solid build, gets the ball poked away! Limited stamina when protecting the basketball!
Donald Trump overcommits! Going all-in like a film producer on the risky picture, but wrong!
This big-name player MrBeast fouls hard out of frustration! Occasional mental lapses showing!
Rest. Aang buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Rumor has it Aang does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Off the mark for William Shakespeare! Great playwright, not so great at basketball tonight!
William Shakespeare, this do-it-all player, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
William Shakespeare with the errant pass! This first-ballot legend needs to settle down!
William Shakespeare mouths off and picks up a T! Hot head taking over!
William Shakespeare sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like a playwright after their fountain pen broke!
MrBeast kicks his towel across the floor. Aang has already left for the locker room, alone. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
99-93 (W)
Aang fires up the crowd to open the game! This well-respected player starting strong!
Jobe Bellingham pops the jumper! Clean as their football boots after a polish!
This once-in-a-lifetime player William Shakespeare with the no-foul contest in the paint! Clean as a whistle!
Aang leads the break! Leading the charge like a warrior who runs the show!
This reliable star MrBeast calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
Halftime whistle! Donald Trump slides down against the hallway wall. Anecdote: Donald Trump once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
William Shakespeare with the teardrop hook shot! Beautiful as a playwright's finest the gripping act!
MrBeast salutes the fans! Saluting the crowd, the youtuber signs off in style!
This generational talent William Shakespeare tips it to the teammate! Natural-born leadership on full display!
Two worlds collide: the risky picture and the damn ball, united by Donald Trump!
Aang pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This legit talent savors the win!
MrBeast and William Shakespeare play rock-paper-scissors to decide who carries the ball. MrBeast loses. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than William Shakespeare. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
98-112 (L)
Donald Trump, this basketball god, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Donald Trump rattles it out! Shaking the field house with their loaded checkbook intensity!
Donald Trump coughs it up! A film producer's grip doesn't work on the leather!
William Shakespeare gets posterized! A playwright framed by their fountain pen in the worst way!
Aang with an alley-oop! The finesse of the notched blade right there on the palace of hoops!
The players head to the locker room. MrBeast is sweating like a racehorse. Did you know MrBeast knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Orlando Magic-Beans's colors. By accident, obviously. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Jobe Bellingham, this established player, with the frustrated foul! Hot head in tough moments!
Jobe Bellingham, this swiss-army-knife type, wastes a golden chance with a wild floater!
MrBeast dishes to the right spot! Pure God-given talent off-ball movement!
Aang, this guy with a proven track record, with the tired turnover! Legs and mind fatigued!
Jobe Bellingham, this name that's buzzing, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Donald Trump chews his nails on the bench. Aang stares at his shoes like they're the source of the problem. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
103-93 (W)
Donald Trump gets the crowd going early! Setting the tone like a film producer on day one!
Aang scores from the elbow! Perfect angle, the warrior knows geometry!
Donald Trump denies the pass! Their loaded checkbook interception skills on full display!
Donald Trump with the lob pass in transition! This all-time great to the teammate! Boom!
MrBeast counters the press! Problem solved, youtuber style!
Break. MrBeast's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Fun fact: MrBeast was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
Aang attacks past the defense for a euro-step! Size advantage from this this combo guard!
This absolute legend William Shakespeare turns the hostile crowd into stunned silence!
William Shakespeare feeds the hot hand! Feeding the offense with playwright generosity!
Jobe Bellingham is writing the story tonight! This solid pro with a catch-and-shoot triple at half court!
Jobe Bellingham can breathe! The win is secured, it's over!
MrBeast does a belly slide on the court. Aang does a back slide. The hardwood is ruined. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
108-99 (W)
This franchise cornerstone Donald Trump comes out firing! A bank shot in the first minute!
A reverse layup from Donald Trump from downtown! That's a certified bucket-getter!
Aang contests every shot! Relentless as a warrior with the contested ground!
Aang sets up the easy score! Easy as a warrior setting up the notched blade!
MrBeast goes small-ball! Adapting like a youtuber who reads the room!
Rest time. Donald Trump isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Fun fact: Donald Trump tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
Aang hits the pull-up jumper! The elevation of a warrior lifting the notched blade!
The announcer calls William Shakespeare 'The playwright!' the venue roars its approval!
Aang syncs with the lineup! In sync like the notched blade and the contested ground!
William Shakespeare's work ethic? Forged by the playwright life, perfected on the court!
Donald Trump shakes hands! The handshake of a film producer who respects the risky picture!
William Shakespeare does a belly slide on the court. MrBeast does a back slide. The hardwood is ruined. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Good night! And now: 'Naked and Afraid: Lost in the Shopping Mall.'
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
97-121 (L)
Jobe Bellingham steps onto the temple of basketball! From scoring the winning goal to this, game time!
MrBeast misses the runner! Stick to the day job, buddy!
William Shakespeare throws it into traffic! Reckless pass, the playwright got too confident!
Donald Trump gambles for the steal and pays the price! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
Donald Trump gets the friendly bounce! Even the Spalding respects a film producer!
Break. William Shakespeare's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Anecdote: William Shakespeare fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
MrBeast drops the head after another miss! Shaky emotions under pressure sapping the confidence!
Jobe Bellingham misses badly! Should have aimed like they aim their football boots at the winning goal!
Donald Trump spaces the floor! Making room out there like a film producer clears the workspace!
MrBeast grimaces through the effort! The grimace of a youtuber finishing the algorithm!
MrBeast walks off in defeat! Even a youtuber's skills couldn't save tonight!
MrBeast sits on the bench, staring into nothing. Aang has his head in his hands. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
99-105 (L)
Jobe Bellingham announces themselves! The association football player has arrived and the building knows it!
Donald Trump, this franchise cornerstone, fumbles the finish off the pick and roll! Back to the drawing board!
Donald Trump with the bad read! Misreading the play like misreading the risky picture!
MrBeast, this giant, gets exploited in the switch! Sometimes predictable game exposed in the mismatch!
Jobe Bellingham with the crafty alley-oop! Natural-born leadership on display!
Halftime whistle! William Shakespeare slides down against the hallway wall. Anecdote: William Shakespeare slipped on a banana peel during practice. The videos leaked. The internet never forgets. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
Donald Trump argues with the ref! The same passion they bring to greenlighting the risky picture!
MrBeast misses! Even a youtuber can't fix that shot!
Donald Trump uses their size out there! The film producer has a built-in advantage!
This certified GOAT candidate William Shakespeare has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
Jobe Bellingham looks at the scoreboard one last time! Numbers don't lie for an association football player!
Donald Trump pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. Aang takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
102-100 (W)
Aang, this solid build, is introduced and the arena explodes! This seasoned vet is in the building!
Donald Trump reads the play perfectly! That film producer brain working overtime!
Jobe Bellingham rises up but overcooks it! Injury-prone body showing up again!
MrBeast converts a tough finger roll at the buzzer! Skill level: elite!
Aang exploits the soft spot in the top of the key! Soft as the contested ground under the notched blade!
The players leave the court. Donald Trump clings to the tunnel railing. Did you know Donald Trump knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Minnesota Ice-Wall's colors. By accident, obviously. The players come back running. Did someone set the locker room on fire?
Donald Trump, this franchise cornerstone, with the cold-blooded bank shot from the right corner!
This guy with a proven track record Jobe Bellingham reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
This dude putting the league on notice Aang draws the MVP chants! The crowd is on their feet for the star!
William Shakespeare answers back! Response time of a playwright responding to the gripping act!
This absolute legend Donald Trump seals the deal! Victory with next-level basketball IQ!
MrBeast does the robot at center court while Jobe Bellingham pretends to be an airplane. The crowd loves it. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
104-112 (L)
MrBeast locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a youtuber who means business!
Donald Trump clanks it off the rim! That sounded like their loaded checkbook hitting the risky picture!
Aang tries to be too fancy and loses the ball! Ego the size of Texas in the decision-making!
William Shakespeare gets back-doored! Didn't see it, like not seeing the gripping act behind their fountain pen!
Aang finishes with flair! Showmanship of a warrior presenting the contested ground!
Heading in. Donald Trump's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Exclusive info: Donald Trump is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Donald Trump gets a technical for complaining! Heavy feet on full display!
Jobe Bellingham, this versatile guy, gets the look but can't convert at half court!
Donald Trump changes the defensive scheme! Strategic mind of a film producer!
Donald Trump can't get lift! Legs heavy as their loaded checkbook after the allotted time!
This franchise cornerstone William Shakespeare leaves the venue with head held high. Fought to the end.
Donald Trump walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. Aang drags one foot after the other. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
91-119 (L)
Opening possession for MrBeast! First touch, like first touch of their camera!
Jobe Bellingham misses the bunny! An association football player dropping the winning goal from point-blank!
Jobe Bellingham dispossessed! Couldn't hold on, not the association football player's finest moment!
William Shakespeare turns the head and loses the man! This first-ballot legend napping defensively!
The crowd erupts as Jobe Bellingham nails an off-balance shot! An association football player on fire at the gym!
Into the tunnel. Donald Trump grabs a banana on the way and devours it. Little secret: Donald Trump listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. The players come back running. Did someone set the locker room on fire?
Jobe Bellingham, this tweener, shows negative body language! Occasional mental lapses creeping in!
Donald Trump can't score in overtime! This film producer is way off tonight!
Donald Trump, this first-ballot legend, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
MrBeast is out on their feet! Running on fumes and pure youtuber stubbornness!
Jobe Bellingham walks the tunnel in silence! Done for the night, back to association football player life tomorrow!
Aang shakes William Shakespeare's hand in silence. Not a word. Just a look that says it all. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
81-115 (L)
William Shakespeare sets the tone early! The playwright came to play tonight!
Donald Trump with the off-balance pull-up jumper! This household name couldn't set the feet!
Aang with the lazy pass! Defense that's basically a suggestion leading to easy points!
This reliable star MrBeast gives up the offensive rebound! Ego the size of Texas when boxing out!
William Shakespeare storms to the bench! This hall-of-fame lock is visibly upset!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, Jobe Bellingham picks up the pace. Fun fact: Jobe Bellingham tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. We're back! The players look fired up.
MrBeast skips it off the rim! The algorithm has better hop than that!
This next-level player Jobe Bellingham can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!
Intercepted! Aang's pass snatched right out of the air! A warrior would never be that careless!
This guy with rings on every finger Donald Trump can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Donald Trump shakes hands through the pain! A film producer who respects their loaded checkbook and the game!
Aang turns back to look at the court one last time. Donald Trump doesn't turn around. I drank so much coffee tonight I'm going to commentate in my sleep. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
102-89 (W)
Aang takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
What a play by Donald Trump! An and-one from way beyond the arc! This first-ballot legend is cooking!
Jobe Bellingham shuts down the lane! Closed for business, like an association football player closing the winning goal!
William Shakespeare dishes a beautiful pass! Special delivery from this playwright!
Donald Trump blows past with purpose every possession! This guy with rings on every finger chess master!
End of the first act. MrBeast is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Fun fact: MrBeast got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Jobe Bellingham with a finger-roll half-court heave! Dexterity you only get from years as an association football player!
The road crowd tries to rally but MrBeast silences them! A hostile crowd!
Aang, this league veteran, picks up the fallen teammate! Silky smooth technique beyond the stats!
William Shakespeare is living proof that playwright can thrive on the court!
Aang is named player of the game! The warrior is also the star!
Aang and MrBeast do the conga. Alone. On an empty court. Nobody joins in. Evening confession: I'm wearing Aang's jersey under my shirt. For morale. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
102-123 (L)
MrBeast, this certified bucket, draws first blood! A devastating dunk to start!
Donald Trump lets fly but it's well off! Lack of consistency under fatigue!
Jobe Bellingham, this versatile guy, gets stripped back to the basket! Occasional mental lapses exposed!
Aang loses the battle in the paint! Being a warrior doesn't help you here!
Aang attacks in transition and finishes with a deep three! Too good!
Into the tunnel. Jobe Bellingham grabs a banana on the way and devours it. Fun fact: Jobe Bellingham tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
MrBeast looks to the heavens! A youtuber praying for their camera to work!
William Shakespeare misses the open look! A playwright never misses the gripping act... But misses the leather!
MrBeast zones up! Defensive zone like a youtuber's the algorithm zone!
MrBeast is gassed! This franchise guy bent over at half court! Limited stamina catching up!
Aang had the chances but couldn't convert. This league veteran left wanting.
Jobe Bellingham takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. William Shakespeare doesn't drink. Throat too tight. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
79-123 (L)
MrBeast stretches center court! Loosening up, the youtuber is getting ready!
Jobe Bellingham goes 0 for the quarter! An association football player having a rough shift with their football boots!
Donald Trump, this all-around player, commits the travel! Occasional mental lapses in the footwork!
William Shakespeare beaten to the spot! Slower than a playwright on a Monday morning!
Donald Trump drops their shoulders! Deflated, even a film producer's spirit has limits!
The players head in. MrBeast slips on the wet tunnel floor. Rumor has it MrBeast does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
Jobe Bellingham blows past but the shot rims out! Hot head rears its ugly head!
William Shakespeare powers through! The playwright in them won't quit on the gripping act!
William Shakespeare, this smooth operator, fumbles the entry pass from the right corner!
William Shakespeare, this swiss-army-knife type, waves off the play call! Lack of consistency hurting the team!
William Shakespeare wipes a tear! A playwright who poured everything into the effort!
Donald Trump turns back to look at the court one last time. William Shakespeare doesn't turn around. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
96-121 (L)
Donald Trump gets the starting nod! A film producer starting with their loaded checkbook confidence!
William Shakespeare, this combo guard, loses the handle and the opportunity! Injury-prone body!
Stolen from Jobe Bellingham! An association football player who let it slip through their fingers!
Jobe Bellingham gives up the easy bucket! Easier than scoring the winning goal!
Aang floats one in from way beyond the arc! Delicate as a warrior with the notched blade!
Both teams head to the locker room. Jobe Bellingham wipes his forehead with his jersey. They say Jobe Bellingham eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.
This guy with a proven track record Jobe Bellingham shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Donald Trump dishes the leather into nothing! Heavy feet on full display tonight!
Donald Trump executes the delay! Patient as a film producer waiting for their loaded checkbook results!
Jobe Bellingham tanks the play from tiredness! Tanked like an association football player's energy for the winning goal!
William Shakespeare tells reporters: 'Tomorrow we crafts better, like the gripping act!'
William Shakespeare refuses the coach's embrace. MrBeast accepts it but his body is stiff. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
My Team finishes #12 (5W-10L). Better luck next season! MVP: Aang.
Season Journal
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby!
Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Aang on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. The man is massive, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them.
His teammate told me something last week that gave me chills. He said: "When he's silent in the locker room before a game, I know we're about to destroy everybody." The man doesn't talk, he executes. He doesn't celebrate, he absorbs. And when the buzzer is approaching and the score is tight, everybody knows. The teammates, the opponents, the refs, the guy selling nachos on the upper deck. Everybody knows the ball is ending up in his hands. And it's ending up in the basket.
Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: Donald Trump. Profession? Film producer. Yeah. The coach saw him on TV, called his agent (who didn't exist), and offered him a ten-day contract "to see." The guy showed up with their loaded checkbook, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At his first practice, he attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But he's got heart, the man, and apparently the precision he puts into the risky picture could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn.
The budget? What budget? We're so far below the salary floor you could limbo under it blindfolded. The team accountant is the owner's cousin running Excel 2003 with no updates since the Bush administration. The jerseys are hand-washed by the intern, road trips are carpooled, and the last free agent who visited the facilities turned around the second he saw the locker room. But you know what? Character is forged in the struggle. And this team's got character coming out of its damn ears.
My Team finishes #12 (5W-10L). Better luck next season! MVP: Aang.
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