☠️
141
Days survived
420
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
243
🗺️ Km traveled
45
👑 Decisions
29
🩺 Rescues
210
🍳 Meals cooked
25
🪤 Traps built
149
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
50 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Dutch van der Linde was woken by screams. Scout by silence, which is worse. Master Chief didn't sleep at all. The Buddha was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Osama bin Laden was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Helen Keller heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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📍 Grand Central Terminal. Zombies swarm the main concourse. Osama bin Laden: "All trains delayed. Indefinitely."
0
4
🎒
Master Chief plants his scissors in a zombie's temple with a swift and deadly gesture.
+4
5
🎒
Dutch van der Linde can't manage to get on the penny-farthing. That thing is two meters off the ground after all.
-4
10
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Day 10: The Buddha opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
10
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Day 10: Three survivor children are trapped in a school bus surrounded by zombies. Helen Keller must extract them.
+10
11
⚡
The Buddha recites mantras to calm minds (not the undead)
+2
11
🎂
Helen Keller, 88 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
-8
12
⚡
Scout wipes out an entire horde for three days' worth of rations. Cold, efficient, expensive — but worth every bite.
+3
13
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Helen Keller drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Helen Keller doesn't.
13
💀
Helen Keller
has died
15
⚡
Scout carves a notch for every zombie killed. The weapon looks like a grocery store barcode.
+3
19
🌍
Day 19: Night frost made roads impassable. A group of zombies blocks the only exit. Master Chief must clear the way.
+8
20
⚡
Master Chief gives a regulation salute to a zombie in uniform. Old habits die hard. The zombie doesn't salute back.
+5
22
🎒
Scout throws three shurikens that plant themselves in the skulls of three aligned zombies.
+7
24
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Day 24: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Master Chief must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
28
🎒
Scout falls off the unicycle for the 47th time in three minutes. Zombies are almost embarrassed for him.
-5
33
💀
The Buddha puts their broom on the ground, steps on it and takes the handle straight to the face. KO.
33
💀
The Buddha
has died
37
⚡
Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
38
🌍
Day 38: Scout discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
46
📌
📍 Brooklyn Bridge wobbles under zombie weight. Osama bin Laden: "At least there's no traffic for once."
0
47
⚡
Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
50
🌍
Day 50: Gordon Ramsay discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
52
🎒
Dutch van der Linde throws their dart right into a zombie's eye from 5 meters. Triple 20.
+4
52
🎂
Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
55
🎒
Gordon Ramsay fires giant javelins with the ballista and impales an entire line of zombies. Skewer! Ten in one shot!
+8
57
💀
Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
57
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
64
🎒
Scout bites into a fresh apple found in an abandoned orchard. The vitamins feel good.
+4
64
⚡
Dutch van der Linde organizes a protest against zombie oppression
+4
72
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Day 72: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Master Chief must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
-7
73
🎒
Osama bin Laden presses the detonator at the perfect moment and blows up the bridge covered with zombies.
+9
73
⚡
Master Chief sets up a textbook defensive perimeter and leads the counterattack with surgical precision.
+5
78
🌍
Day 78: An abandoned military convoy is spotted. Scout must secure it before the other survivors.
+8
81
💀
Scout dies in combat, alone, far from any camp. No one will know. No one will pay the tab.
81
💀
Scout
has died
83
🌍
Day 83: Dutch van der Linde discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
+4
84
🎒
Master Chief trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
86
🌍
Day 86: Osama bin Laden captures a zombie to study it. First step toward a potential antidote. Or toward disaster.
+7
91
⚡
Master Chief follows military doctrine by the book. Plot twist: zombies didn't read the manual.
+5
91
📌
📍 SoHo boutique. Master Chief finds designer clothes. "At least I'll die fashionable."
0
92
🎒
Master Chief crumbles cookies to trace a path back to camp. Hansel of the apocalypse.
+2
92
⚡
Dutch van der Linde recruits survivors for their anti-zombie guerrilla
+4
94
💀
Poetic Death: Osama bin Laden dies buried in the collapse of the tunnel he was digging. His plan was perfect. The ground wasn't. The engineer joins his foundations.
94
💀
Osama bin Laden
has died
102
⚡
Dutch van der Linde distributes flyers 'Death to the undead!'
+4
105
🌍
Day 105: Dutch van der Linde spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
119
🌍
Day 119: Master Chief tries to make a campfire and sets their own tent on fire. Technique needs work.
-7
121
🎒
Dutch van der Linde opens a fresh soda found in a vending machine. The sugar gives everyone a boost.
+4
122
💀
A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Dutch van der Linde is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
122
💀
Dutch van der Linde
has died
123
🌍
Day 123: The camp toilets are out of order. Master Chief must solve this urgent sanitary problem.
+4
136
🌍
Day 136: Master Chief finds a medical book in a ruined library. Now to understand it.
-8
136
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Master Chief: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
139
🌍
Day 139: Master Chief recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
141
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Master Chief falls in combat, still holding firing position. Never abandoned post. Semper fi.
141
💀
Master Chief
has died
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