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92
Days survived
115
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
136
🗺️ Km traveled
19
👑 Decisions
22
🩺 Rescues
133
🍳 Meals cooked
19
🪤 Traps built
82
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
25 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Mr. Bean, Usain Bolt, Charlie Kirk, Doctor Strange, Gordon Ramsay, Bill Gates, and Taylor Swift found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Mr. Bean screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Charlie Kirk pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Doctor Strange ran to the pharmacy aisle. Gordon Ramsay emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Bill Gates cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Usain Bolt found the stairs to the roof. Taylor Swift was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
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Bill Gates is 71 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
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📍 Chinatown alleys. Neon signs flicker. Charlie Kirk dodges zombies. "Yo, watch it!"
0
2
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Taylor Swift uses a metronome to synchronize the group's escape steps
+3
3
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Bill Gates hacks an abandoned security system and gets the neighborhood cameras back online. Zombies now have their own reality show.
+3
4
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Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
5
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Day 5: Mr. Bean fought their last battle, alone against the horde.
5
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Mr. Bean
has died
10
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Bill Gates codes a script to optimize food rations. Script crashes. Classic - it's always the dependencies.
+3
13
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Bill Gates tries rebooting a server mid-attack. 'Just loading...' Zombies don't do loading screens.
+3
19
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Charlie Kirk converts their anti-NWO bunker into a shelter... but only opens to the 'awakened'
19
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Charlie Kirk
has died
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Doctor Strange performs express lobotomy on a zombie (spoiler: changes nothing)
+4
27
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Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
37
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Taylor Swift tries to teach music theory to survivors to 'preserve culture'
37
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Taylor Swift
has died
41
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
42
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Doctor Strange attempts brain transplant between two survivors
+4
46
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📍 Penn Station. Train stuck at platform. Gordon Ramsay: "Amtrak delays are eternal."
0
47
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Bill Gates dies staring at the terminal. Last command entered: sudo kill -9 zombie. Access denied.
47
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Bill Gates
has died
57
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Doctor Strange uses scalpel as surgical precision weapon
+4
57
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
62
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Doctor Strange explains zombie brain anatomy while fleeing
62
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Doctor Strange
has died
63
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
65
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Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
76
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
76
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
81
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Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
91
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📍 The subway tunnels echo with groans. Usain Bolt: "Still smells better than rush hour."
0
92
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Poetic death - Usain Bolt dies crossing the finish line, turned into a zombie he keeps running in circles forever
92
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Usain Bolt
has died
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