☠️
199
Days survived
741
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
466
🗺️ Km traveled
90
👑 Decisions
68
🩺 Rescues
332
🍳 Meals cooked
42
🪤 Traps built
233
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
59 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Superman was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Barry Allen and Son Goku had barricaded the entrances. Jesus Christ was already treating the first injuries. Sanji found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Elon Musk rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Adolf Hitler... Adolf Hitler just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
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Barry Allen realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
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1
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📍 Grocery store. Bagels untouched. Sanji: "Even zombies know you don't mess with New York bagels."
0
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Day 2: Elon Musk discovers an intact wine cellar in an abandoned house. Camp morale skyrockets.
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Jesus Christ meticulously cleans his Glock 17 while others fight bare-handed.
+1
3
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Day 3: Son Goku discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
4
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Day 4: The generator breaks down. Without power, electric fences are decorative. Elon Musk must repair.
+9
4
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Son Goku empties their MP5 magazine in 2 seconds and realizes they have no spare.
-5
4
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Adolf Hitler desperately searches for a post-apocalyptic use for their skills
+4
5
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Son Goku meditates every morning facing the rising sun, katana placed before him. The camp doesn't know if it's respect or showmanship. Both.
+4
6
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Elon Musk gets stuck in a traffic jam of abandoned cars with the compact car. No escape.
-5
7
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Adolf Hitler becomes the official dead weight of the survivor group
7
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Adolf Hitler
has died
12
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Day 12: Barry Allen tries to make a campfire and sets their own tent on fire. Technique needs work.
-7
18
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Superman uses his empty MAC-10 as a hammer. It's still better than nothing.
+1
19
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Day 19: A rival group offers a shady deal. Jesus Christ must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
21
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Son Goku draws too fast in a confined space and cuts the load-bearing barricade. The wall trembles. Bushido didn't plan for narrow corridors.
+4
22
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Day 22: Barry Allen discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
29
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Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
31
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Jesus Christ puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
33
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
34
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Elon Musk surrounds the perimeter with barbed wire and zombies get tangled en masse.
+6
35
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Jesus Christ shoots his Glock 17 at a fire extinguisher which explodes and sends him flying from the third floor.
35
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Jesus Christ
has died
39
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Day 39: Torrential rains cause flooding. Zombies float like corks. Superman must evacuate the camp to higher floors.
+6
42
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Superman uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
46
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📍 Grand Central Terminal. Zombies swarm the main concourse. Elon Musk: "All trains delayed. Indefinitely."
0
48
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Day 48: Son Goku falls asleep during their watch shift. Fortunately, the zombies are apparently napping too.
-7
50
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Barry Allen takes off in a hot air balloon and observes zombie movements from the sky. Perfect aerial mapping!
+7
59
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Elon Musk finds UHT milk still good. Calcium and proteins strengthen the group.
+4
66
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Day 66: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Superman is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
+8
66
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Sanji fries potatoes found in a field. Fries during apocalypse is absolute luxury.
+6
73
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
76
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Barry Allen flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
81
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Sanji dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
81
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Sanji
has died
85
🎒
Barry Allen accidentally shakes the soda can and opening it sprays the whole group with sticky liquid.
-3
86
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Son Goku wields the katana with ancestral mastery. Each strike is surgical, each movement a deadly dance. The elite of close combat.
+4
89
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Son Goku turns on the police car siren and all zombies scatter.
0
91
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Day 91: Barry Allen recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
91
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
91
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📍 Garbage mountain in the Bronx. Superman: "Smells like home."
0
93
🎒
Son Goku uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
98
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Day 98: Three survivor children are trapped in a school bus surrounded by zombies. Elon Musk must extract them.
-19
101
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Day 101: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Superman must improvise.
+11
102
🎂
Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
113
💀
Superman loses a wing at 320 km/h in the F1. The car takes flight and so does Superman.
113
💀
Superman
has died
122
🎒
Elon Musk's hen perches on a sleeping zombie's head and stays there all day. Collector photo.
+2
122
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Barry Allen can't figure out how to load the P90's horizontal magazine and wastes precious time.
-4
127
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Day 127: Barry Allen recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
134
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Day 134: Elon Musk finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
136
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📍 Williamsburg. Hipster zombies in flannel. Barry Allen: "They were dead inside before this."
0
139
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Day 139: Son Goku uncovers a complete survival manual in a bookstore. Ironically, in the humor section.
+5
146
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Barry Allen wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
146
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Barry Allen
has died
149
🌍
Day 149: Son Goku spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
160
🌍
Day 160: Clear skies after weeks of gloom. Morale rises. Son Goku organizes an outing to enjoy the sun and explore the surroundings.
+3
164
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Day 164: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Elon Musk must verify their skills before they kill someone.
-8
168
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Elon Musk drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Elon Musk doesn't.
168
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Elon Musk
has died
181
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Day 181: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Son Goku finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
+10
181
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📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Son Goku: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
0
186
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Day 186: Son Goku discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
-8
187
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Day 187: A camp member is secretly hoarding food. Son Goku must handle the situation diplomatically.
+5
199
💀
Son Goku faces a horde in single combat to cover the camp's retreat. Ten fall. Twenty fall. The fortieth is one too many. Dies standing, blade in hand.
199
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Son Goku
has died
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