☠️
143
Days survived
375
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
249
🗺️ Km traveled
52
👑 Decisions
58
🩺 Rescues
241
🍳 Meals cooked
32
🪤 Traps built
153
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
52 events
1
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Jesus Christ spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Iron Man nodded without a word. Superman cracked their knuckles. Wolverine opened their first aid kit. Gordon Ramsay pulled a camping stove from their bag. Elon Musk pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Doctor Strange looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
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📍 Meat packing district. Hooks swing empty. Superman: "The tables have turned."
0
3
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Doctor Strange tries to explain blockchain to a hungry zombie
+4
6
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Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
7
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Day 7: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Iron Man must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
8
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Wolverine develops a quarantine protocol that no one will follow
+3
9
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🌍
Day 9: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. Jesus Christ leads the last defense.
+13
9
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Wolverine cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
10
🎒
Elon Musk puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
11
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Doctor Strange desperately searches for a working ATM
11
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Doctor Strange
has died
16
🎒
Iron Man races down a slope in a supermarket cart at full speed and loses the zombies!
+5
18
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Wolverine calculates the zombie infection's R0 and concludes we're doomed
+3
19
🎒
Elon Musk chains tricks between zombies and escapes with style. Tony Hawk of the apocalypse!
+6
21
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Day 21: A military drone flies over the camp. Elon Musk must hack it to obtain intelligence.
+8
23
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
30
🎂
Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
35
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Day 35: Gordon Ramsay finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
37
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Wolverine decides to run a barefoot marathon through a field of glass shards. The bleeding is spectacular.
37
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Wolverine
has died
44
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Day 44: Clear skies after weeks of gloom. Morale rises. Iron Man organizes an outing to enjoy the sun and explore the surroundings.
+3
46
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Superman uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+5
46
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📍 Brooklyn Bridge wobbles under zombie weight. Gordon Ramsay: "At least there's no traffic for once."
0
48
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Day 48: The camp doctor is bitten. Jesus Christ must decide: amputation or quarantine.
+10
50
🎒
Gordon Ramsay mounts their broomstick and charges the zombies screaming 'Expelliarmus!'
+3
53
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Iron Man throws three shurikens that plant themselves in the skulls of three aligned zombies.
+7
55
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
58
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Iron Man wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
58
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Iron Man
has died
60
🌍
Day 60: Suspicious noises are coming from the basement. Superman is sent to check. Obviously.
+3
61
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Superman realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+5
62
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Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
64
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Day 64: A violent storm approaches. Elon Musk must secure the camp before the tempest.
+5
66
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Jesus Christ bites into a fresh apple found in an abandoned orchard. The vitamins feel good.
+4
69
🎒
Jesus Christ slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
+3
71
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Gordon Ramsay burns the balloon fabric with the poorly adjusted burner. Free fall in a wicker basket.
71
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
72
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Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
80
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Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+5
82
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Day 82: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Jesus Christ must verify their skills before they kill someone.
+4
91
📌
📍 Penn Station. Train stuck at platform. Superman: "Amtrak delays are eternal."
0
92
🌍
Day 92: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Jesus Christ must treat everyone with limited resources.
+8
93
🎒
Elon Musk throws a flash grenade that blinds the entire horde, allowing the group to flee.
+6
97
🎒
Superman presses the detonator at the perfect moment and blows up the bridge covered with zombies.
+9
98
💀
Elon Musk goes down a slope at 80 km/h and crashes into a brick wall. The skateboard survives
98
💀
Elon Musk
has died
111
🎒
Superman crosses a narrow bridge on unicycle where no zombie can pass. Perfect balance!
+7
115
🎒
Superman breaks the thermometer by shaking it too hard. Mercury spreads everywhere.
-4
117
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Day 117: Superman loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
118
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Day 117: Heat wave. 42°C in the shade. Zombies slow down, their flesh dries out. Superman must ration the group's water.
-10
121
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Superman flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+5
123
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Superman ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
123
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Superman
has died
128
🌍
Day 128: Jesus Christ forgets to close the camp gate after a night outing. Three zombies walk in like they own the place.
-8
136
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Jesus Christ: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
140
🎒
Jesus Christ weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
142
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Day 142: The barricades are rotting from moisture. Jesus Christ must supervise repairs.
+4
142
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Day 142: Jesus Christ negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
143
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Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
143
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Jesus Christ
has died
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