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25
Days survived
21
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
19
🗺️ Km traveled
6
👑 Decisions
3
🩺 Rescues
19
🍳 Meals cooked
2
🪤 Traps built
16
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
24 events
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel was woken by screams. Danielle Collins by silence, which is worse. Hulk didn't sleep at all. Jared Leto was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Jesus Christ was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Warren Buffett was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." James D. Watson heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
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Day 1: Heat wave. 42°C in the shade. Zombies slow down, their flesh dries out. Jesus Christ must ration the group's water.
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1
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Success - Jared Leto improvises an epic monologue that hypnotizes zombies for 30 crucial seconds
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Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel is 75 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
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Warren Buffett, 96 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
-8
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Hulk slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
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Hulk
has died
1
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📍 Penn Station. Train stuck at platform. James D. Watson: "Amtrak delays are eternal."
0
2
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Jesus Christ builds deadly traps worthy of Kevin McCallister in Home Alone
+3
3
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Day 3: It's raining frogs. Literally. Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
+3
4
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James D. Watson dies pen in hand, the last paragraph unfinished. The zombie provided the final punctuation.
4
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James D. Watson
has died
7
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Jesus Christ transforms a simple hammer into an anti-zombie Mjolnir
+3
8
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Day 8: Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel crafts artisanal soap. Hygiene returns, infections retreat. Revolutionary.
+5
10
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Danielle Collins dies on an abandoned court, caught by the horde after one too many desperate net rushes. Love-40, game over.
10
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Danielle Collins
has died
11
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Day 11: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Jared Leto must find an alternative approach.
+5
11
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Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel organizes an unboxing of stolen military rations for followers
+3
12
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Warren Buffett dies mid-negotiation, contract unsigned. The deal of a lifetime — literally.
12
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Warren Buffett
has died
13
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Day 13: Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel forgets to close the camp gate after a night outing. Three zombies walk in like they own the place.
-8
16
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Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel launches a TikTok challenge 'Dance in front of a zombie without getting bitten'
+3
18
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Poetic death - Jared Leto dies reciting Hamlet, zombies applaud before devouring them
18
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Jared Leto
has died
19
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Day 19: Jesus Christ tries to domesticate a chained zombie. The zombie is not receptive to gentle methods.
-4
19
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Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel takes a selfie with zombies in the background #NoFilter #ZombieLife
+3
20
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Jesus Christ builds fortifications that would make Game of Thrones architects jealous
20
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Jesus Christ
has died
22
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Day 22: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel must deal with this.
-7
23
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Day 22: A violent storm approaches. Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel must secure the camp before the tempest.
-10
25
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Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
25
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Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel
has died
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