☠️
82
Days survived
151
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
67
🗺️ Km traveled
24
👑 Decisions
19
🩺 Rescues
94
🍳 Meals cooked
9
🪤 Traps built
96
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
42 events
1
📖
Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Jesus Christ was woken by screams. Mickey Mouse by silence, which is worse. Eddie Hall didn't sleep at all. Desmond Doss was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Andre Rush was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. LeBron James was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Donald Trump heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
🌍
Day 1: The radio picks up an SOS signal. Jesus Christ must decide whether to respond or ignore it.
+6
1
📌
📍 Meat packing district. Hooks swing empty. Andre Rush: "The tables have turned."
0
2
🌍
Day 1: Jesus Christ loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
2
🎒
Mickey Mouse shares the chip bag and the salt gives the group energy. Crunchy!
+4
2
🎒
Donald Trump uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
2
⚡
Donald Trump makes campaign promises to a 12-person camp. The platform is ambitious. The budget: whatever's in the couch cushions.
+3
3
💀
Mickey Mouse puts their broom on the ground, steps on it and takes the handle straight to the face. KO.
3
💀
Mickey Mouse
has died
6
🌍
Day 6: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. Jesus Christ must secure the perimeter without electricity.
+6
7
🎒
Eddie Hall tries to hit a zombie with their plunger which sticks to their own face.
-3
9
⚡
Donald Trump holds democratic votes for every camp decision. It's slower than Congress, but the group stays united.
+3
10
🎒
Jesus Christ sticks melted marshmallows to shoe soles to muffle footsteps. Silent innovation.
+4
13
🌍
Day 13: Andre Rush has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
14
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💀
LeBron James follows the cookie crumb trail left by another survivor. The trail leads straight into a zombie nest.
14
💀
LeBron James
has died
16
🎒
Jesus Christ offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
20
🌍
Day 20: Eddie Hall spots a zombie wearing a USB drive around its neck. Potentially crucial.
-12
23
🌍
Day 23: Eddie Hall recovers a bulletproof vest from a zombie cop. He didn't need it anymore, obviously.
+8
25
🎒
Jesus Christ paddles silently in a canoe on the river. Zombies can't swim. Peace and tranquility.
+6
25
⚡
Andre Rush attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
29
💀
Donald Trump dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
29
💀
Donald Trump
has died
32
⚡
Andre Rush transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
33
🌍
Day 33: Andre Rush must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
+3
36
🎒
Andre Rush tries to cut a zombie with their pizza cutter. Like tickling a wall.
-3
45
🌍
Day 45: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Jesus Christ must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
45
🎒
Andre Rush bites into the apple and breaks a tooth on a petrified worm.
-3
46
💀
Desmond Doss puts a bandage over a zombie's mouth to shut it up. The zombie doesn't appreciate it at all.
46
💀
Desmond Doss
has died
46
📌
📍 Broadway theaters dark. Phantom masks litter the street. Andre Rush: "The show won't go on."
0
48
🌍
Day 48: Wind blows at 120 km/h. Debris flies everywhere. Eddie Hall must reinforce the barricades before they blow away.
+5
51
🌍
Day 51: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Eddie Hall must find shelter on higher ground.
-10
52
🎒
Eddie Hall catapults rocks at zombies with the trebuchet from a safe distance. Formidable medieval artillery!
+8
53
⚡
Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+5
54
🎒
Andre Rush trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
55
💀
Poetic Death: Eddie Hall holds up a collapsed support pillar to let survivors pass. The pillar holds. The muscles don't. Crushed by his own feat.
55
💀
Eddie Hall
has died
56
🌍
Day 56: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Andre Rush must find an alternative approach.
-9
58
🌍
Day 58: A tropical microclimate turns the zone into a furnace. Zombies are faster, more aggressive. Jesus Christ must adapt the defense.
+9
59
🎒
Jesus Christ plays rock-paper-scissors with a zombie. The zombie doesn't understand the rules.
+2
65
⚡
Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
68
⚡
Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
69
💀
Andre Rush dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
69
💀
Andre Rush
has died
70
🌍
Day 70: A double rainbow appears above a horde of 200 zombies. It's almost poetic. Jesus Christ takes time to admire it.
+2
71
🎂
Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
80
🌍
Day 80: Jesus Christ finds a medical book in a ruined library. Now to understand it.
+4
82
💀
Jesus Christ slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
82
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
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