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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | My Team | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Houston Blast-Off | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 8 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pre-season
Buckle up, pull your visor down, and clench everything you've got because tonight we are NOT talking about some pickup game at the park. Hell no. We're talking about an arena shaking so hard the neighbors called the cops three times before tip-off. We're talking about a franchise built on decades of sweat, tears, heart-stopping buzzer-beaters, and Draft picks so bold that half the league thought they'd lost their minds. And yet, here they are, back and hungrier than ever. The team with no name, baby! There's one guy on this team who scares the living hell out of everyone. Opponents, coaches, referees, even his own teammates sometimes. That's Manute Bol. Standing at 231 cm, shoulders like a linebacker, and a touch on the ball so soft it makes you want to cry. This damn player can drop 40 one night, grab 15 boards the next, and slap you with a triple-double night after just because he was bored. The kind of guy you want on your squad and pray you never have to face. The scary thing is that the more pressure rises, the more he rises with it. Fourth quarter, down by three, the opposing coach screaming, the crowd roaring... And he just shrugs, takes the ball, and nails a step-back three over three defenders draped all over him like it's a Tuesday morning shootaround drill. This is the kind of player you don't just build a team around, you build an era around him. And tonight, that era begins. Alright, we need to address the elephant in the room. Or rather, the comedy show on the roster. IShowSpeed is on this team. IShowSpeed, who is a rapper and doesn't even know what "pick-and-roll" means. The guy shows up with their hot mic under his arm, shoes that are clearly not regulation, and the cardio of a weekend smoker. At his first practice, he tried a crossover and twisted his ankle. At his second, he attempted a layup and the ball flew into the stands. But damn it, what this man has is balls of steel and an ability to make an entire arena laugh without even trying. And that, my friends, is worth every max contract in the world. The budget? It's "here, take my credit card and go nuts." The owner is a damn billionaire who wants a championship ring the way other people want a yacht. Every position is doubled up, every role player is a former All-Star, and the bench is so deep that the twelfth man on this team would start for half the league. It's an armada, a war machine, and everyone in this building knows that if these guys don't win the title, it's a goddamn scandal.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
93-124 (L)
This name that's buzzing Manute Bol catches the leather early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Kevin Durant explodes but overcooks it! Injury-prone body showing up again!
Manute Bol tries to be too fancy and loses the basketball! Tendency to rush in the decision-making!
Jesser caught flat-footed! Standing still, the youtuber reflexes took a nap!
IShowSpeed, this swiss-army-knife type, takes over on the low block. A layup! That's elite!
Heading in. IShowSpeed's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Little secret: IShowSpeed has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Back on the floor, faces full of determination.
IShowSpeed posts up away from the huddle! This hall-of-fame lock in a dark place mentally!
IShowSpeed misses badly! Should have aimed like they aim their hot mic at the fiery bars!
This hooper's hooper Manute Bol recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
Jesser looks to the bench for relief! Relief like a youtuber relieved of their camera!
Jesser walks off in defeat! Even a youtuber's skills couldn't save tonight!
Dwyane Wade mutters while walking out. Jesser watches from the corner of his eye, worried. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
117-95 (W)
Tip-off! Dwyane Wade gets us started! Let's go!
IShowSpeed with the highlight-reel floater! This basketball god owning the moment!
Jesser clamps down! Tighter than a youtuber's grip on their camera!
Kevin Durant lets fly and dishes! Gorgeous feed at the top of the key! An unmatched feel for the game!
Manute Bol posts up into the right spacing! A gym-rat work ethic and elite court awareness!
Halftime! Kevin Durant has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Fun fact: Kevin Durant blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
A floater from Manute Bol! This established player reminding everyone why they're on top!
Kevin Durant, this giant, commands an electric crowd! The arena belongs to this big-name player!
Kevin Durant puts ego aside! The team comes first for this headliner!
IShowSpeed carries the weight of their hot mic and the orange with equal grace!
Dwyane Wade can breathe! The win is secured, it's over!
Jesser does the robot at center court while Manute Bol pretends to be an airplane. The crowd loves it. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
130-84 (W)
Jesser steps onto the venue! From captivating the algorithm to this, game time!
This undisputed superstar IShowSpeed with a vintage fadeaway jumper! The old magic is still there!
Kevin Durant, this guy everybody knows, surveys and delivers! A killer instinct in the playmaking!
Kevin Durant, this big-name player, absolutely nails a hook shot from the right corner! Take a bow!
This established star Dwyane Wade holds ground in transition! Immovable object!
Halftime whistle. Manute Bol high-fives his teammates on the way out. Small detail: Manute Bol wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
Manute Bol, this tower, carves up the defense for a finger roll! Beautiful!
Dwyane Wade even the deep bench is scoring! Complete team effort tonight!
Manute Bol, this seasoned vet, waves off the screen and runs into it anyway! Classic!
This franchise guy Dwyane Wade holds the follow-through! A chest bump after a devastating dunk!
Jesser lets fly off the court victorious! This raw talent leaves it all out there!
Manute Bol blows a kiss to the camera. Dwyane Wade blows twelve. Jesser blocks the lens. Behind the scenes, I learned Dwyane Wade was also a youtuber in a past life. You can feel it in the game. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
122-98 (W)
This solid pro Manute Bol comes out aggressive! Opens with a two-handed slam off the pick and roll!
Dwyane Wade scores at will! A buzzer-beater back to the basket! This jersey-selling name domination!
Manute Bol, this mammoth, alters the shot! Next-level basketball IQ at the rim!
This player making noise Manute Bol with assist number points! Iron discipline on display!
Manute Bol, this next-level player, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Unreal swagger!
Coach calls everyone back. IShowSpeed drags his feet toward the tunnel. Little scoop: IShowSpeed tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
IShowSpeed knocks down a bank shot along the baseline! Ice in the veins!
You can feel a roaring arena through the screen! Dwyane Wade in the spotlight!
This established player Manute Bol runs the leather patiently! Searching for the perfect shot!
The transformation of IShowSpeed is complete! This guy with rings on every finger has arrived!
Dwyane Wade, this versatile guy, acknowledges the fans! An electric crowd! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd!
Jesser does a cartwheel at center court. IShowSpeed tries one too and eats it. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
123-77 (W)
Kevin Durant shoots into position! This top-tier talent not wasting any time!
Kevin Durant with another bucket! You can't stop this man!
Dwyane Wade with the transition assist! This top-tier talent pushing the pace with freakish explosiveness!
Jesser hits nothing but net! Pure as a youtuber's work with their camera!
Jesser draws the offensive foul! Smart play, great positioning!
Both teams head to the locker room. Manute Bol wipes his forehead with his jersey. Little scoop: Manute Bol collects Pokemon cards. That Charizard is worth more than his first contract. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
IShowSpeed pops the jumper! Clean as their hot mic after a polish!
Jesser stat-pads without shame! Filling the box score like a resume!
Manute Bol dribbles off the foot and into the front row! This established player oops!
This top-tier talent Dwyane Wade waves goodbye to the opponent! A raised fist! Savage!
This up-and-coming baller Manute Bol thanks the fans! The crowd is on its feet! What a ride!
Dwyane Wade does the robot at center court while Jesser pretends to be an airplane. The crowd loves it. During the game, I counted how many times I said 'incredible.' Seventeen. A personal record. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
122-102 (W)
Manute Bol spins onto the floor! The crowd roars for this legit talent!
IShowSpeed rises up past the defense for a buzzer beater! Size advantage from this this versatile guy!
Kevin Durant, this oversized freak, smothers the ball-handler! No options!
This big-name player Kevin Durant with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
Kevin Durant, this elite player, orchestrates the delay game! Night-in night-out consistency in action!
Heading in. Dwyane Wade's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Did you know? Dwyane Wade launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
Dwyane Wade, this multi-time All-Star, operates from way beyond the arc with a free throw! Clinic!
Standing room only! A packed arena as Kevin Durant takes over at the buzzer!
Jesser, this versatile guy, sets the perfect screen! Unreal swagger for the team!
Dwyane Wade, this established star, has been building to this all game! At the last second!
It's over! Kevin Durant delivers the goods! This bonafide star walks off a winner!
Jesser and Manute Bol share a 30-second hug. IShowSpeed wants in. Gets pushed away. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
110-100 (W)
IShowSpeed, this global icon, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
IShowSpeed buries it! Spitting the fiery bars all week, burying shots all weekend!
Dwyane Wade, this solid build, clamps down in the clutch! Elite a perfect contest!
Jesser serves it on a platter! A youtuber serving the algorithm with style!
This solid pro Manute Bol adjusts at halftime and comes out sharp! Adaptation!
Players head to the locker room. Kevin Durant has tape on three fingers. Little scoop: Kevin Durant logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
Dwyane Wade pulls up and drills a euro-step! Can't teach that!
The floor erupts as Jesser enters! The youtuber gets a hero's welcome!
IShowSpeed takes the charge for the team! Heart of a rapper, sacrifice of a warrior!
Kevin Durant leaves it all on the floor! This max-contract guy with night-in night-out consistency effort!
IShowSpeed tips their hat! The rapper salute! Pure class!
Jesser and Manute Bol slap each other's butts. Kevin Durant declines the invitation. I learned backstage that Kevin Durant also does youtuber on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
129-93 (W)
Kevin Durant opens with a layup! This jersey-selling name making an early statement!
The technical flair of IShowSpeed recalls their rapper days. A floater! Sublime!
This next-level player Manute Bol connects on the pick-and-roll! Assist for a deep three!
Kevin Durant scores with an unmatched feel for the game. A catch-and-shoot triple from downtown! Too smooth!
Kevin Durant forces the shot-clock violation! Unreal swagger on full display!
Halftime. Manute Bol throws his towel on the floor walking in. Did you know Manute Bol once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
IShowSpeed scores a half-court heave in a sold-out gym on fire! Their hot mic vibes radiating across the palace of hoops!
Jesser mercy-rules them! Even a youtuber wouldn't be this ruthless!
Kevin Durant rises up and the jersey falls apart! Wardrobe malfunction!
IShowSpeed drives to center court! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! This global icon owns the moment!
This max-contract guy Kevin Durant seals the deal! Victory with pure God-given talent!
Jesser and IShowSpeed chest bump so hard they each fly back three meters. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
119-92 (W)
Dwyane Wade, this combo guard, takes the court! The Playoff atmosphere is electric!
IShowSpeed pulls up and delivers a euro-step! Their hot mic by day, buckets by night!
IShowSpeed wins the rebound battle! Snatched it like a rapper on the clock!
Dwyane Wade reads the defense like a book! Assist in transition! Iron discipline!
Dwyane Wade takes off the ball out of the trap! Silky smooth technique under pressure!
The players head to the locker room. Jesser is sweating like a racehorse. Did you know Jesser once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
Kevin Durant drives the orange into a layup! Nerves of steel shining through!
A hostile crowd spikes every time Jesser touches the Spalding! The youtuber effect!
IShowSpeed rallies everyone! The rally of a rapper rallying around the fiery bars!
This player on the come-up Manute Bol embraces the pressure! This is what greatness looks like!
IShowSpeed, this solid build, celebrates the win! A victory dance! What a game!
Dwyane Wade jumps into Jesser's arms without warning. They both go down. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
99-101 (L)
IShowSpeed takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
IShowSpeed nails a fadeaway jumper with the ease of a rapper who spits the fiery bars. Natural!
Jesser loses their assignment! Like losing their camera in the workshop!
Manute Bol, this giant, gets the look from mid-range but the lid's on the rim!
Manute Bol, this absolute unit, drills the momentum shot! The building believes!
Coach calls everyone back. Kevin Durant drags his feet toward the tunnel. Rumor has it Kevin Durant does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
This up-and-coming baller Manute Bol gets the look but can't convert! Occasional mental lapses at the worst time!
Jesser pulls up the towel! This potential breakout star showing shaky emotions under pressure!
IShowSpeed is the people's champion! A rapper for the people, the fiery bars for all!
IShowSpeed fires away and slips! Turnover in overtime! Limited stamina!
Jesser gave it everything! Everything a youtuber has, left on the court!
Dwyane Wade avoids the cameras like the plague. Manute Bol gets caught. Just says 'we'll be better'. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
107-101 (W)
Jesser checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
This All-Star caliber talent Dwyane Wade goes to work off the pick and roll! A double-clutch layup drops beautifully!
Jesser locks down the right wing! Fortified with their camera!
Jesser whips it cross-court! Covering distance with their camera range!
Dwyane Wade, this do-it-all player, exploits the mismatch at the buzzer! Smart play!
Halftime! Dwyane Wade looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Rumor has it Dwyane Wade tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Manute Bol, this colossus, rises above and hammers a bank shot!
IShowSpeed high-fives courtside fans! Those rapper hands spreading the love!
This reliable star Dwyane Wade swings the Wilson around! Nerves of steel ball movement!
This game belongs to IShowSpeed! This basketball god stamping authority off the pick and roll!
Kevin Durant attacks the trophy! This jersey-selling name adds to the collection! A victory dance!
IShowSpeed does a cartwheel at center court. Jesser tries one too and eats it. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
88-107 (L)
Dwyane Wade posts up with energy from the opening whistle! This All-Star caliber talent locked in!
A finger roll attempt by IShowSpeed falls short! Hot head in the legs!
Kevin Durant, this tree of a man, gets stripped from way beyond the arc! Lack of consistency exposed!
Jesser, this swiss-army-knife type, can't keep up with the speed! Sometimes predictable game exposed!
A tear drop by Dwyane Wade from the right corner! An off-the-charts basketball IQ in every fiber!
The players head to the locker room. Kevin Durant is sweating like a racehorse. Little scoop: Kevin Durant logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
Kevin Durant slams the rock in frustration! Lack of consistency on full display!
IShowSpeed, this tweener, can't get a double-clutch layup to drop! Cold as ice tonight!
Dwyane Wade attacks to the right spot! A killer instinct off-ball movement!
Dwyane Wade, this smooth operator, looks exhausted under the basket! The legs are gone!
IShowSpeed tips the cap to the winners! The rapper's grace with the fiery bars!
Kevin Durant pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. IShowSpeed takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
113-102 (W)
Kevin Durant, this tree of a man, is introduced and the arena explodes! This headliner is in the building!
Manute Bol steps back and it's a catch-and-shoot triple! This respected competitor proving the doubters wrong!
Kevin Durant strips the ball cleanly! Veteran move right there!
Jesser floats a perfect pass! Floating it with a youtuber's soft touch!
Manute Bol, this colossus, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Kevin Durant to massage his thighs. Did you know Kevin Durant keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
Manute Bol, this established player, reads the play perfectly and delivers a buzzer-beater!
The arena is electric! This All-Star caliber talent Kevin Durant thriving in a sold-out gym on fire!
IShowSpeed barks out defensive calls! The voice of their hot mic echoes across the hardwood!
Remember this moment! Manute Bol is making history with a buzzer beater!
Kevin Durant sits on the bench with a smile! This max-contract guy job well done!
Manute Bol hits a dab in 2026. Jesser does an ironic dab. IShowSpeed has no idea what that is. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
113-111 (W)
Dwyane Wade, this swiss-army-knife type, announced to huge cheers! A sold-out gym on fire!
Manute Bol with the huge surgical steal in transition! This legit talent says no!
Dwyane Wade, this versatile guy, wastes a golden chance with a wild off-balance shot!
Manute Bol attacks the ball with purpose! A buzzer beater! This established player means business!
Manute Bol, this player on the come-up, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for a thunderous slam!
Into the tunnel. IShowSpeed grabs a banana on the way and devours it. They say IShowSpeed eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Dwyane Wade, this tweener, scores the go-ahead! A finger roll! Heart of a champion!
Jesser, this solid build, contests everything back to the basket! Eyes in the back of the head on full display!
Manute Bol, this towering presence, basks in a hostile crowd! This is home!
Manute Bol dishes and drills it! In the money time! Night-in night-out consistency under pressure!
Jesser is named player of the game! The youtuber is also the star!
IShowSpeed and Dwyane Wade play rock-paper-scissors to decide who carries the ball. IShowSpeed loses. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
91-119 (L)
IShowSpeed announces themselves! The rapper has arrived and the building knows it!
Manute Bol gets a clean look but tendency to force bad shots costs the bucket!
Manute Bol charges right into the defender! Turnover! Limited stamina when controlling pace!
Jesser, this solid build, gets blown by on the perimeter! Lack of consistency in the legs!
A buzzer-beater from downtown by Kevin Durant! This oversized freak with the long range!
Halftime whistle. IShowSpeed has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Fun fact: IShowSpeed got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
Dwyane Wade, this bonafide star, yells at the coaching staff! Occasional mental lapses causing friction!
Manute Bol lets fly the damn ball but it won't fall! Cold streak continues!
Kevin Durant uses the hesitation dribble! Next-level basketball IQ creating separation!
Jesser is running on fumes! The youtuber tank is completely empty!
IShowSpeed had the chances but couldn't convert. This global icon left wanting.
Dwyane Wade stares at the floor while Kevin Durant mutters something inaudible under his breath. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
My Team finishes #3, a fantastic season! 11W-4L. Season MVP: Manute Bol.
Season Journal
Buckle up, pull your visor down, and clench everything you've got because tonight we are NOT talking about some pickup game at the park. Hell no. We're talking about an arena shaking so hard the neighbors called the cops three times before tip-off. We're talking about a franchise built on decades of sweat, tears, heart-stopping buzzer-beaters, and Draft picks so bold that half the league thought they'd lost their minds. And yet, here they are, back and hungrier than ever. The team with no name, baby!
There's one guy on this team who scares the living hell out of everyone. Opponents, coaches, referees, even his own teammates sometimes. That's Manute Bol. Standing at 231 cm, shoulders like a linebacker, and a touch on the ball so soft it makes you want to cry. This damn player can drop 40 one night, grab 15 boards the next, and slap you with a triple-double night after just because he was bored. The kind of guy you want on your squad and pray you never have to face.
The scary thing is that the more pressure rises, the more he rises with it. Fourth quarter, down by three, the opposing coach screaming, the crowd roaring... And he just shrugs, takes the ball, and nails a step-back three over three defenders draped all over him like it's a Tuesday morning shootaround drill. This is the kind of player you don't just build a team around, you build an era around him. And tonight, that era begins.
Alright, we need to address the elephant in the room. Or rather, the comedy show on the roster. IShowSpeed is on this team. IShowSpeed, who is a rapper and doesn't even know what "pick-and-roll" means. The guy shows up with their hot mic under his arm, shoes that are clearly not regulation, and the cardio of a weekend smoker. At his first practice, he tried a crossover and twisted his ankle. At his second, he attempted a layup and the ball flew into the stands. But damn it, what this man has is balls of steel and an ability to make an entire arena laugh without even trying. And that, my friends, is worth every max contract in the world.
The budget? It's "here, take my credit card and go nuts." The owner is a damn billionaire who wants a championship ring the way other people want a yacht. Every position is doubled up, every role player is a former All-Star, and the bench is so deep that the twelfth man on this team would start for half the league. It's an armada, a war machine, and everyone in this building knows that if these guys don't win the title, it's a goddamn scandal.
My Team finishes #3, a fantastic season! 11W-4L. Season MVP: Manute Bol.
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