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150
Days survived
299
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
227
🗺️ Km traveled
38
👑 Decisions
33
🩺 Rescues
226
🍳 Meals cooked
26
🪤 Traps built
175
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
50 events
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Barack Obama spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Harry Potter nodded without a word. André the Giant cracked their knuckles. Harriet Tubman opened their first aid kit. Gordon Ramsay pulled a camping stove from their bag. Mark Zuckerberg pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Osama bin Laden looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
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Mark Zuckerberg can't control the balloon's altitude and drifts toward a storm zone.
-5
1
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📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Harriet Tubman grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
2
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Day 2: Gordon Ramsay throws a smoke grenade instead of an offensive grenade. The zombie is confused, but alive.
-5
2
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Day 2: A stray dog follows Barack Obama to camp. Keep it or not? It's a morale booster, but it barks.
+5
2
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Success - Barack Obama rallies a coalition of survivors with their political charisma
+4
3
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Barack Obama cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
3
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
3
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Osama bin Laden is 54 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
4
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Harry Potter dodges zombies with circus-worthy acrobatics
4
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Harry Potter
has died
6
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André the Giant applies a chokehold on a stubborn undead
+4
9
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André the Giant (47 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
16
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Osama bin Laden hits a zombie with their squeaky toy mallet. The zombie seems insulted.
-3
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Day 21: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Harriet Tubman must treat everyone with limited resources.
+8
22
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
23
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Day 23: Mark Zuckerberg drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
33
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André the Giant falls off the unicycle for the 47th time in three minutes. Zombies are almost embarrassed for him.
-5
37
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Harriet Tubman vaccinates survivors against tetanus (zombie vaccine isn't ready yet, but rusty nails are everywhere)
37
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Harriet Tubman
has died
43
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Mark Zuckerberg throws three shurikens that plant themselves in the skulls of three aligned zombies.
+7
46
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📍 Harlem jazz club. A record player spins endlessly. Mark Zuckerberg: "The music never died. Just the musicians."
0
47
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Day 47: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. Mark Zuckerberg must secure the perimeter without electricity.
+6
47
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Unusual - Barack Obama tries to organize democratic elections in a besieged bunker
+4
54
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Day 54: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. André the Giant must navigate blind.
+9
57
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
59
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Gordon Ramsay rides majestically on their penny-farthing and zombies stand agape at this vision from another century.
+5
61
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Osama bin Laden throws their toy mallet at a zombie who catches it and throws it back. Start of a deadly game.
61
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Osama bin Laden
has died
65
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Mark Zuckerberg shares the chip bag and the salt gives the group energy. Crunchy!
+4
69
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Gordon Ramsay slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
+3
71
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Failure - Barack Obama botches their campaign speech to zombies who applaud by groaning
+4
73
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André the Giant uses their championship belt as an improvised weapon
+4
76
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Day 76: Gordon Ramsay discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
77
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Day 77: Gordon Ramsay spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
81
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Mark Zuckerberg dies staring at the terminal. Last command entered: sudo kill -9 zombie. Access denied.
81
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Mark Zuckerberg
has died
89
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Day 89: Gordon Ramsay discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
+4
91
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📍 Meat packing district. Hooks swing empty. André the Giant: "The tables have turned."
0
93
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Barack Obama discovers they can moonwalk faster than normal sprinting. Michael Jackson would be proud.
+3
95
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Day 95: Gordon Ramsay negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
97
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André the Giant tackles a zombie to the ground with a devastating takedown
+4
99
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André the Giant throws their dart right into a zombie's eye from 5 meters. Triple 20.
+4
111
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André the Giant blows into their improvised blowgun, inhales instead of exhaling and swallows the dart.
111
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André the Giant
has died
112
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Barack Obama throws a banana peel and a zombie slips on it and falls into a well.
+4
113
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Gordon Ramsay takes a zombie's temperature: 12°C. Technically
0
114
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Day 114: Barack Obama snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
119
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Day 119: A tropical microclimate turns the zone into a furnace. Zombies are faster, more aggressive. Barack Obama must adapt the defense.
+9
122
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
122
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
124
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Day 124: It's so cold that zombies have frost on their faces. One has an icicle hanging from its nose. Barack Obama hesitates between laughing and fleeing.
+3
136
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Barack Obama: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
137
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Day 137: Barack Obama recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
138
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Barack Obama offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
140
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Day 140: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Barack Obama must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
150
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Poetic death - Barack Obama dies while giving one last patriotic speech to zombies
150
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Barack Obama
has died
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