☠️
73
Days survived
165
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
110
🗺️ Km traveled
24
👑 Decisions
13
🩺 Rescues
82
🍳 Meals cooked
9
🪤 Traps built
63
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
34 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Jesus Christ and Scout were on the wrong side. Hulk Hogan spotted them from the roof of a bus. Genghis Khan, Gordon Ramsay, and Joe Rogan were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Goku, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
📌
📍 Laundromat. Machines still running. Joe Rogan: "Clean clothes in the apocalypse. Luxury."
0
2
🎂
Joe Rogan is 59 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
3
🌍
Day 3: Jesus Christ finds a medical book in a ruined library. Now to understand it.
+4
4
🎒
Scout tries to run with open scissors and understands why mom said not to do it.
-4
5
⚡
Hulk Hogan applies a chokehold on a stubborn undead
+4
7
💀
Genghis Khan teaches survivors how to roll without breaking their face
7
💀
Genghis Khan
has died
8
🎒
Hulk Hogan opens a fresh soda found in a vending machine. The sugar gives everyone a boost.
+4
8
🎂
Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
9
🌍
Day 9: A snowstorm immobilizes everything. Zombies freeze in place. Gordon Ramsay takes advantage to organize a supply expedition.
+4
9
⚡
Goku attempts to bribe an alpha zombie with promises of noble titles
+3
12
💀
Joe Rogan swallows the thermometer while stumbling. Mercury is definitely not a dietary supplement.
12
💀
Joe Rogan
has died
13
🎒
Goku takes off in a hot air balloon and observes zombie movements from the sky. Perfect aerial mapping!
+7
17
🌍
Day 17: The radio picks up an SOS signal. Jesus Christ must decide whether to respond or ignore it.
+6
23
⚡
Scout demands payment upfront. Camp pays. Scout vanishes with the goods. Classic con artist move...
+3
25
💀
Goku writes memoirs 'From Versailles to Zombieland: My Survival Etiquette'
25
💀
Goku
has died
29
🎒
Jesus Christ fires giant javelins with the ballista and impales an entire line of zombies. Skewer! Ten in one shot!
+8
32
🌍
Day 32: Total solar eclipse. The zombies lift their heads to the sky like morbid sunflowers. Jesus Christ finds it both magnificent and terrifying.
+4
37
⚡
Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
38
💀
Scout goes down a slope at 80 km/h and crashes into a brick wall. The skateboard survives
38
💀
Scout
has died
39
🎒
Gordon Ramsay discovers the cart wheel spins in every direction except the right one. Classic.
-3
41
⚡
Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+5
44
🌍
Day 44: The camp doctor is bitten. Jesus Christ must decide: amputation or quarantine.
+10
46
💀
Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
46
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
46
📌
📍 Wall Street is abandoned. Zombies shuffle past the bull statue. Jesus Christ: "Finally, a bear market."
0
50
⚡
Hulk Hogan tackles a zombie to the ground with a devastating takedown
+4
54
🎒
Jesus Christ offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
55
🌍
Day 55: Jesus Christ uncovers a complete survival manual in a bookstore. Ironically, in the humor section.
+5
60
💀
Hulk Hogan executes their signature finishing move on a zombie horde
60
💀
Hulk Hogan
has died
61
🎒
Jesus Christ slips on their own banana peel in front of the whole group.
-3
62
🌍
Day 62: Night frost made roads impassable. A group of zombies blocks the only exit. Jesus Christ must clear the way.
-15
63
🌍
Day 63: Suspicious noises are coming from the basement. Jesus Christ is sent to check. Obviously.
-6
65
🎒
Jesus Christ uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
68
⚡
Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
73
💀
Jesus Christ takes the ballista's recoil straight to the chest. Newtonian physics never lies.
73
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
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