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103
Days survived
241
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
169
🗺️ Km traveled
25
👑 Decisions
29
🩺 Rescues
163
🍳 Meals cooked
20
🪤 Traps built
89
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
42 events
1
📖
Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Captain America was woken by screams. Agent 47 by silence, which is worse. Godzilla didn't sleep at all. Hippocrates was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Swedish Chef was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Rick Sanchez was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Osama bin Laden heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
🌍
Day 1: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Hippocrates must treat everyone with limited resources.
+8
1
🌍
Day 1: A rival group offers a shady deal. Captain America must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
1
🎒
Rick Sanchez uses the skateboard as a cutting board to prepare a sandwich mid-escape.
+2
1
🎒
Godzilla fires giant javelins with the ballista and impales an entire line of zombies. Skewer! Ten in one shot!
+8
1
Failure: Agent 47 accepts a contract on a specific zombie. The zombie looks like all the others. Identification gets complicated.
+4
1
💀
Godzilla takes the ballista's recoil straight to the chest. Newtonian physics never lies.
1
💀
Godzilla
has died
1
📌
📍 Westminster Abbey. Candlelit and eerie. Swedish Chef: "Sanctuary. For now."
0
8
🌍
Day 8: Gas leak detected in the main building. Rick Sanchez must intervene quickly.
+5
11
Rick Sanchez creates a zombie tracking app. Too bad there are no servers left to host it 📱🧟
+4
13
🎒
Agent 47 takes off in a hot air balloon and observes zombie movements from the sky. Perfect aerial mapping!
+7
20
🌍
Day 20: The radio picks up an SOS signal. Captain America must decide whether to respond or ignore it.
+6
23
🎒
Swedish Chef plants his scissors in a zombie's temple with a swift and deadly gesture.
+4
26
💀
Osama bin Laden makes noise to attract ALL the zombies
26
💀
Osama bin Laden
has died
34
🌍
Day 34: Hippocrates loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
35
🌍
Day 35: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Agent 47 must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
+11
37
🎒
Hippocrates puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
38
Hippocrates improvises painkillers using found medicinal plants
+4
40
🎒
Swedish Chef shares the chip bag and the salt gives the group energy. Crunchy!
+4
41
💀
Captain America falls in combat, still holding firing position. Never abandoned post. Semper fi.
41
💀
Captain America
has died
46
🌍
Day 46: Agent 47 drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
46
📌
📍 Camden Market. Stalls overturned. Rick Sanchez: "The punk aesthetic is getting too real."
0
47
🎒
Agent 47 bites into a fresh apple found in an abandoned orchard. The vitamins feel good.
+4
51
🎒
Hippocrates weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
52
Rick Sanchez predicts zombie movements with machine learning. Accuracy: 98%. Usefulness without electricity: 0% 🤖⚡
+4
54
🌍
Day 54: Hippocrates falls asleep during their watch shift. Fortunately, the zombies are apparently napping too.
-7
55
💀
Swedish Chef dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
55
💀
Swedish Chef
has died
56
🎒
Agent 47 sets up a dart board on a motionless zombie and practices.
+3
59
🌍
Day 59: Rick Sanchez trips over a decapitated zombie and breaks their wrist. The enemy strikes even after death.
-6
63
🎒
Rick Sanchez compulsively presses the detonator like a TV remote.
+1
70
🌍
Day 70: Agent 47 eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
71
Hippocrates treats the group's wounds with makeshift medical supplies
+4
75
💀
Rick Sanchez optimizes evacuation routes with an algorithm. Zombies just take the shortest path to fresh meat 🧭🍖
75
💀
Rick Sanchez
has died
77
Success: Agent 47 eliminates strategic targets — alpha zombies, raider chiefs — with absolute discretion. Clean work.
+4
78
🌍
Day 78: Three survivor children are trapped in a school bus surrounded by zombies. Hippocrates must extract them.
-19
81
🌍
Day 81: Zombies are digging a tunnel under the camp. Hippocrates must organize the underground counter-offensive.
-18
84
Hippocrates diagnoses the zombie infection status of a suspicious survivor
+4
90
🎒
Hippocrates throws a flash grenade that blinds the entire horde, allowing the group to flee.
+6
91
💀
Poetic Death: Agent 47 dies alone, as they lived. No funeral. No name. Just one last unfinished contract.
91
💀
Agent 47
has died
91
📌
📍 Fish and chips shop. Fryer still hot. Hippocrates grabs a piece. "Mushy peas and the undead."
0
97
🌍
Day 97: A giant zombie, probably a former wrestler, blocks the camp's only exit. Hippocrates must face it.
-23
99
🌍
Day 99: Hippocrates spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
103
💀
Hippocrates attempts emergency amputation to stop zombie infection
103
💀
Hippocrates
has died

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