☠️
210
Days survived
796
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
492
🗺️ Km traveled
88
👑 Decisions
66
🩺 Rescues
483
🍳 Meals cooked
50
🪤 Traps built
214
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
65 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Austin Donoghue was woken by screams. James Bond by silence, which is worse. Goku didn't sleep at all. Gregory House was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Sanji was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Light Yagami was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Jeffrey Epstein heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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📍 Queens diner. Coffee pot still warm. Gregory House pours a cup. "Service is terrible."
0
3
⚡
Gregory House improvises painkillers using found medicinal plants
+4
6
🌍
Day 6: The generator breaks down. Without power, electric fences are decorative. Gregory House must repair.
+9
6
⚡
Light Yagami tries 'Have you tried turning it off and on again?' on a zombie
+4
7
🌍
Day 7: Jeffrey Epstein recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
7
🎒
Gregory House finds an intact cookie package. The group enjoys these little cakes with childlike joy.
+5
8
🎒
Gregory House sticks their plunger on a zombie's face who can't see anything and falls off the roof.
+3
8
⚡
Sanji attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
13
🎒
James Bond races down a slope in a supermarket cart at full speed and loses the zombies!
+5
14
🌍
Day 14: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Goku must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
15
💀
Jeffrey Epstein becomes philosophical: 'Who's really the monster here?' *gets bitten*
15
💀
Jeffrey Epstein
has died
20
🎒
Sanji inflates the empty chip bag and pops it to scare a zombie. Makeshift firecracker.
+3
26
⚡
James Bond calls Q to request a flamethrower built into a watch
+4
27
🌍
Day 27: Light Yagami steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
31
🎒
Sanji trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
32
🌍
Day 32: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Goku finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
+10
32
⚡
Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
33
⚡
Failure: Goku charges alone into a 50-zombie horde while screaming. Courage 10/10. Strategy 0/10. Result: predictable.
+5
35
🎒
Gregory House can't manage to get on the penny-farthing. That thing is two meters off the ground after all.
-4
37
🌍
Day 37: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. Austin Donoghue must guide the group through this pea soup.
+4
38
💀
Gregory House attempts emergency amputation to stop zombie infection
38
💀
Gregory House
has died
40
🌍
Day 40: Light Yagami opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
42
🌍
Day 42: Goku snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
46
🎒
Sanji offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
46
📌
📍 Williamsburg. Hipster zombies in flannel. James Bond: "They were dead inside before this."
0
60
⚡
Sanji seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
63
⚡
Austin Donoghue uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
65
⚡
James Bond uses their explosive pen to blow up zombie heads
+4
69
🌍
Day 69: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Light Yagami must create a monumental distraction.
-18
74
🎒
Goku mixes mentos with the soda to create a geyser that scares away a small group of zombies.
+5
80
🎒
Goku paddles silently in a canoe on the river. Zombies can't swim. Peace and tranquility.
+6
81
💀
James Bond seduces a zombie who turns out to be a former Russian double agent
81
💀
James Bond
has died
83
🌍
Day 83: Goku catches two wild rabbits. First real fresh meat meal in weeks.
+8
86
🌍
Day 86: Austin Donoghue trips over a decapitated zombie and breaks their wrist. The enemy strikes even after death.
-6
90
⚡
Austin Donoghue flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
91
🌍
Day 91: Clear skies after weeks of gloom. Morale rises. Austin Donoghue organizes an outing to enjoy the sun and explore the surroundings.
+3
91
⚡
Light Yagami codes an optimal survival algorithm (theoretically perfect, practically useless)
+4
91
📌
📍 Madison Square Garden. Concert posters peel. Sanji: "Knicks weren't the only ones dying here."
0
94
🎒
Austin Donoghue roasts marshmallows by the campfire. A moment of pure happiness in zombie hell.
+5
108
🎒
Austin Donoghue forgets to close their eyes when throwing the flash grenade and can't see anything for 5 minutes.
-5
109
🎒
Light Yagami cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
111
⚡
Bizarre: Goku collects a trophy from each killed zombie. His necklace weighs 9 pounds. Nobody dares ask what it is.
+5
116
💀
Sanji dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
116
💀
Sanji
has died
117
🌍
Day 117: Light Yagami tries to make a campfire and sets their own tent on fire. Technique needs work.
-7
121
🌍
Day 121: Light Yagami forgets to close the camp gate after a night outing. Three zombies walk in like they own the place.
-8
129
🎒
Light Yagami presses the detonator at the perfect moment and blows up the bridge covered with zombies.
+9
129
⚡
Success: Goku holds a breach alone for 20 minutes with axe and shield, until reinforcements arrive.
+5
131
🎒
Light Yagami fires giant javelins with the ballista and impales an entire line of zombies. Skewer! Ten in one shot!
+8
136
⚡
Austin Donoghue realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
136
📌
📍 Penn Station. Train stuck at platform. Austin Donoghue: "Amtrak delays are eternal."
0
137
🌍
Day 137: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Austin Donoghue must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
147
🎒
Goku slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
+3
150
⚡
Light Yagami creates a zombie tracking app (but nobody has battery)
+4
151
💀
Light Yagami transforms the bunker into a data center to 'preserve human knowledge'
151
💀
Light Yagami
has died
153
🎒
Austin Donoghue weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
155
🌍
Day 155: Goku recovers a complete first aid kit from an abandoned ambulance.
+9
161
🌍
Day 161: Goku loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
168
🎂
Austin Donoghue is 16 years old and shows the carefree courage typical of youth.
+4
171
🌍
Day 171: Zombies are developing collective intelligence. Austin Donoghue must understand and counter their strategy.
+13
177
💀
Goku slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
177
💀
Goku
has died
181
🌍
Day 181: Austin Donoghue repairs an abandoned dirt bike. Mobility means survival.
+9
181
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Austin Donoghue: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
187
🌍
Day 187: A stray dog follows Austin Donoghue to camp. Keep it or not? It's a morale booster, but it barks.
+5
196
🌍
Day 196: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Austin Donoghue is closest and must react in a split second.
+10
210
💀
Austin Donoghue wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
210
💀
Austin Donoghue
has died
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