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82
Days survived
164
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
78
🗺️ Km traveled
20
👑 Decisions
11
🩺 Rescues
85
🍳 Meals cooked
13
🪤 Traps built
47
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
43 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Anderson Silva, Albert Einstein, Shaquille O'Neal, Bill Nye, Gordon Ramsay, Tim Berners-Lee, and Abraham Lincoln found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Anderson Silva screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Shaquille O'Neal pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Bill Nye ran to the pharmacy aisle. Gordon Ramsay emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Tim Berners-Lee cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Albert Einstein found the stairs to the roof. Abraham Lincoln was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
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📍 Williamsburg. Hipster zombies in flannel. Gordon Ramsay: "They were dead inside before this."
0
3
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Day 3: An infected survivor hides their bite. Bill Nye is the only one capable of diagnosing.
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Tim Berners-Lee inflates the empty chip bag and pops it to scare a zombie. Makeshift firecracker.
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5
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Day 5: Shaquille O'Neal spots a zombie wearing a USB drive around its neck. Potentially crucial.
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5
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Tim Berners-Lee throws a flash grenade that blinds the entire horde, allowing the group to flee.
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Tim Berners-Lee calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
8
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Abraham Lincoln puts a bandage over a zombie's mouth to shut it up. The zombie doesn't appreciate it at all.
8
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Abraham Lincoln
has died
11
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Shaquille O'Neal catapults rocks at zombies with the trebuchet from a safe distance. Formidable medieval artillery!
+8
12
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Day 12: Bill Nye recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
13
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Day 13: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Shaquille O'Neal is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
+8
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Anderson Silva demolishes zombies in hand-to-hand combat with devastating mixed martial arts: submissions and strikes.
-1
15
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Gordon Ramsay throws a banana peel and a zombie slips on it and falls into a well.
+4
21
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Albert Einstein dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
21
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Albert Einstein
has died
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Day 24: Water supplies are running low. Gordon Ramsay must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
+4
24
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Shaquille O'Neal opens a fresh soda found in a vending machine. The sugar gives everyone a boost.
+4
25
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Day 25: Shaquille O'Neal snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
26
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Bill Nye races down a slope in a supermarket cart at full speed and loses the zombies!
+5
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Bill Nye discovers zombies are attracted to formaldehyde smell. The lab becomes a nightclub for the undead.
0
27
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Anderson Silva dies in the cage, overwhelmed after a heroic twelve-round slugfest against an entire horde.
27
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Anderson Silva
has died
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Tim Berners-Lee crosses a narrow bridge on unicycle where no zombie can pass. Perfect balance!
+7
33
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
34
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Day 34: Total solar eclipse. The zombies lift their heads to the sky like morbid sunflowers. Bill Nye finds it both magnificent and terrifying.
+4
35
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Bill Nye sticks their plunger on a zombie's face who can't see anything and falls off the roof.
+3
39
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Day 39: An intact pharmaceutical lab is spotted. Shaquille O'Neal must search it without waking the hibernating zombies.
+10
46
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Bill Nye drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Bill Nye doesn't.
46
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Bill Nye
has died
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📍 Pizza joint in Little Italy. Dough still rising. Shaquille O'Neal: "New York pizza survives everything."
0
51
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Day 51: Wind blows at 120 km/h. Debris flies everywhere. Shaquille O'Neal must reinforce the barricades before they blow away.
+5
52
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Shaquille O'Neal offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
56
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Gordon Ramsay finds an intact cookie package. The group enjoys these little cakes with childlike joy.
+5
56
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Tim Berners-Lee builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
58
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Day 58: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Gordon Ramsay watches the scene, puzzled.
-6
60
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Gordon Ramsay decides to run a barefoot marathon through a field of glass shards. The bleeding is spectacular.
60
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
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Shaquille O'Neal hits a zombie with their squeaky toy mallet. The zombie seems insulted.
-3
64
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Day 64: Torrential rains cause flooding. Zombies float like corks. Tim Berners-Lee must evacuate the camp to higher floors.
+6
64
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Day 64: Shaquille O'Neal mistakes the alert signal for the dinner bell. Arrives at the cafeteria mid-attack.
-6
65
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Shaquille O'Neal teaches survivors hand-to-hand combat. Lesson one: low kicks. First result: zombie shinbone snapped like a twig.
+4
66
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Shaquille O'Neal takes out three zombies bare-handed with brutal elbows and knees. Like Rocky vs. the undead, minus the eye of the tiger.
+4
67
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Shaquille O'Neal dies standing, fists up, still in fighting stance. Final bell rang, but this ring had no ropes to lean on.
67
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Shaquille O'Neal
has died
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Tim Berners-Lee over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
77
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Day 77: Tim Berners-Lee opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
78
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Day 77: Three survivor children are trapped in a school bus surrounded by zombies. Tim Berners-Lee must extract them.
-19
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Tim Berners-Lee is 71 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
82
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Tim Berners-Lee dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
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Tim Berners-Lee
has died
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