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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 10 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | tjiiiii54 | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Alright, sit your ass down for two minutes because tonight we're not messing around, we're diving headfirst into a sold-out arena that smells like rubber and sweat, with 20,000 fans ready to lose their damn voices. We're about to relive the saga of a franchise that's seen it all: the glory years when they bulldozed the league, the dark ages when nothing went in, and the Draft-night strokes of genius that brought them back to the summit. This ain't just basketball, this is American legend carried by physical freaks who aren't here to play nice, they're here to carve their names into NBA history with psycho stat lines and rim-rattling dunks that shake the whole damn building. Ladies and gentlemen... Tjiiiii54! There's one guy on this team who scares the living hell out of everyone. Opponents, coaches, referees, even his own teammates sometimes. That's Aquaman. The man is massive, shoulders like a linebacker, and a touch on the ball so soft it makes you want to cry. This damn player can drop 40 one night, grab 15 boards the next, and slap you with a triple-double night after just because he was bored. The kind of guy you want on your squad and pray you never have to face. What kills you about this guy is that he makes basketball look easy. You watch him and you think "well yeah, it's simple." And then you realize the defender in front of him is 6'9", runs a 4.4 forty, and he just dropped a step-back in his face like he was dribbling against a traffic cone at practice. It's not ease, it's absolute mastery disguised as nonchalance. And damn, is it beautiful to watch. The chef's surprise of the evening is Hulk. A scientist by profession. No, it's not a joke, it's an actual coaching staff decision. The GM nearly had a heart attack when he saw the signing, but the coach said: "Trust me, this guy can handle the hidden truth with surgical precision, imagine what he can do with a basketball." Spoiler: so far, not much. The man spent his first week confusing the free throw line with the sideline, and asked three times if tackling was allowed. But he's got a heart size of a watermelon, he runs around like an overexcited golden retriever, and damn it, the crowd absolutely loves him. Let's talk budget, and by "budget" I mean the spare change you find between the couch cushions. These guys are so far under the salary floor that the league literally has to GIVE them money to meet the minimum. This is the squad that travels by Greyhound bus and washes their own jerseys. No stars, just hungry rookies on two-way deals and bitter vets signed for the minimum. It's the perfect setup for tanking your way to a top Draft pick, but for the fans, it's a damn desert crossing.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
79-116 (L)
Hulk begins their shift on the floor! A scientist starting the their lab notebook shift!
Batman, this solid build, gets stuffed trying a pull-up jumper! Denied!
Hulk, this combo guard, gets called for the carry! Shaky emotions under pressure in ball-handling!
Ectoplasma watches them score! Just watching, like watching their somber hearse gather dust!
Ectoplasma mouths off in the money time! An undertaker’s man venting about the departed soul!
Break. Ectoplasma collapses next to the vending machine. Did you know Ectoplasma entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Sulfura fires and misses facing the rim. Should have stuck with the demolition site!
Sulfura asks for ice! Cooling down, even an artificer's engine needs a rest!
Stolen from Batman! A superhero who let it slip through their fingers!
Sulfura slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than an artificer hits the workbench!
This hungry young player Sulfura congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this hungry young player.
Hulk's complexion is grey. Batman's is red. Defeat comes in different colors. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
96-108 (L)
Aquaman announces themselves! The superhero has arrived and the building knows it!
Aquaman gets the friendly rim but no luck! Even the superhero touch can't save that one!
Ectoplasma with the backcourt violation! An undertaker’s man going backwards with the departed soul!
Hulk beaten to the spot! Slower than a scientist on a Monday morning!
A two-handed slam from downtown by Aquaman! This do-it-all player with the long range!
Break! Sulfura has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Quick anecdote about Sulfura: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. We're back! The players look fired up.
Sulfura gets a technical for complaining! Tendency to rush on full display!
This global icon Hulk misfires again! Limited stamina could cost the team!
Ectoplasma reads the defense like a book! Perfect play call from this undertaker’s man!
Aquaman gets the mercy sub! Mercy, like a superhero begging the game for mercy!
Batman vows to come back stronger! Stronger than their bare hands reinforced with the game!
Sulfura bites the inside of his cheek. Aquaman pinches the bridge of his nose. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
117-101 (W)
Sulfura, this solid build, sets the tone immediately! That dawg mentality from the jump!
Hulk catches and shoots,a fadeaway jumper! Quick hands from discoverring the hidden truth!
Sulfura guards the perimeter! Patrolling with artificer vigilance!
Batman facilitates beautifully! The facilitator who competes the game!
Sulfura positions perfectly in beyond the arc! Placement of their powder charge on the demolition site!
Players head to the locker room. Batman has tape on three fingers. Did you know Batman once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
This all-time great Hulk is automatic at the buzzer! A bank shot drops again!
The crowd collectively holds its breath for Ectoplasma's shot! You could hear a pin drop!
This global icon Hulk unites the locker room! Silky smooth technique captain's mentality!
This certified GOAT candidate Hulk refuses to lose! The will of a champion!
Aquaman wraps up with a double-double! Double duty: their bare hands and the rock!
Ectoplasma rips the net off the rim. Sulfura wraps it around his neck like a scarf. Tonight I had a revelation: Sulfura runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
113-90 (W)
Ectoplasma, this potential breakout star, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Aquaman with a two-handed slam in the paint! Competing the game in tight spaces!
Sulfura times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A monster swat from the left corner!
Batman reads the defense! Studying them like it's superhero homework!
Aquaman slows the pace when the team needs it! This dude putting the league on notice tempo control!
Break. Aquaman asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say Aquaman eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
Sulfura drills it from along the baseline! That artificer precision with their powder charge pays off!
Fans hold up the game signs for Batman! What a scene!
Aquaman sprints back on defense! This respected competitor leading by example!
Aquaman channels their inner superhero,competing the game made these hands!
Ectoplasma daps up the opposition! Class act, on and off the court!
Sulfura cries tears of joy in Batman's arms. Hulk is also crying but nobody knows why. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
113-89 (W)
Sulfura steps onto the gymnasium! From detonating the demolition site to this, game time!
Ectoplasma lays it in softly! Touch softer than an undertaker’s man's hands on the job!
Batman, this franchise cornerstone, shuts down the play back to the basket! Lockdown defender!
Ectoplasma threads the needle! Precision of their somber hearse through the departed soul!
Hulk with the perfect cut! Precision of a scientist with their lab notebook!
That's a cut. Ectoplasma stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Little scoop: Ectoplasma logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Aquaman with the step-back off-balance shot! Creating space like a superhero with their bare hands!
The PA announcer can't pronounce Sulfura's their powder charge! Comedy at the field house!
Aquaman, this seasoned vet, runs the play exactly as drawn! Execution!
Batman is living proof that superhero can thrive on the temple of basketball!
What a game for Aquaman! Tomorrow's the game will feel easy after this!
Ectoplasma and Hulk swing Aquaman around by his arms like a carousel. He looks sick. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
101-104 (L)
Aquaman, this dude putting the league on notice, draws first blood! A hook shot to start!
Ectoplasma, this who-is-this-guy player, unleashes a finger roll in transition! Bang!
This dude out of nowhere Sulfura fouls reaching in! Hot head on defense!
Air ball from Hulk! Being a scientist doesn't help with shooting, apparently!
Sulfura with the hustle rebound! Hustling harder than detonating the demolition site!
Coach calls everyone back. Hulk drags his feet toward the tunnel. Did you know? Hulk has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. We're back! The players look fired up.
This all-time great Batman fouls in the clutch! Tendency to force bad shots showing late!
Aquaman waves off the play! The authority of a superhero in that gesture!
Aquaman dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
Hulk spins into a dead end! Shaky emotions under pressure in late-game situations!
This certified GOAT candidate Batman leaves the temple of basketball with head held high. Fought to the end.
Batman's eyes are glassy. Ectoplasma mumbles 'we'll get them next time' without believing it. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. Thanks for watching. Coming up: '48 Hours: The Secret Life of Roundabouts.' Essential viewing.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
96-105 (L)
Opening possession for Aquaman! First touch, like first touch of their bare hands!
Sulfura shoots an air ball in a crowd fully behind them! An artificer lost in the noise!
Batman gets the ball stripped! The game would have stayed in a superhero's grip!
This hungry young player Ectoplasma picks up the cheap foul! Hot head showing!
Ectoplasma with a reverse layup off the screen! Read that play like a textbook!
Break. Batman's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Fun fact: Batman tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
This franchise cornerstone Batman fouls hard out of frustration! Defense that's basically a suggestion showing!
A floater from Sulfura goes in and out! Heartbreaking at half court!
Hulk creates the switch! Smooth adjustment, scientist-level thinking!
Hulk is gassed! More tired than after a full day of discoverring the hidden truth!
Sulfura shakes hands through the pain! An artificer who respects their powder charge and the game!
Sulfura claps his hands in frustration. Batman clenches his jaw so hard you can hear it from here. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
79-119 (L)
This undisputed superstar Batman gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Aquaman, this legit talent, with a contested fadeaway jumper that misses from downtown!
Batman, this all-around player, gets stripped from mid-range! Tendency to force bad shots exposed!
Sulfura loses the screen battle! Lack of consistency around the picks!
Aquaman tugs at their jersey! Frustrated, but the superhero will bounce back!
Well-deserved break. Sulfura looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Anecdote: Sulfura once wore his jersey inside out for the entire first quarter. Nobody dared say anything. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
Sulfura, this do-it-all player, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this dark horse!
Sulfura can't get lift! Legs heavy as their powder charge after the allotted time!
Sulfura with the careless pass! Detonating the demolition site with more care, please!
This first-ballot legend Batman can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Sulfura walks off in defeat! Even an artificer's skills couldn't save tonight!
Hulk taps the tunnel wall as if trying to pass through it. Sulfura walks through the door without pushing it. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
97-100 (L)
This who-is-this-guy player Ectoplasma in the starting lineup! Let's see what this who-is-this-guy player brings!
An off-balance shot from Hulk from mid-range! That's a statement right there!
This rising star Sulfura bites on the fake! Beaten from way beyond the arc!
Ectoplasma dunks but the shot rims out! Tendency to rush rears its ugly head!
This living legend Batman ties the game! What a comeback! An unmatched feel for the game at its peak!
Break! Aquaman heads straight to the bathroom moment he hits the locker room. Little scoop: Aquaman tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Ectoplasma dunks but can't score in the closing moments! Opportunity lost!
Ectoplasma dunks the towel! This newcomer showing occasional mental lapses!
Aquaman, the superhero from the day shift, is writing their story on the palace of hoops tonight!
This hidden prospect Sulfura dribbles out the clock! Sometimes predictable game costing precious seconds!
Hulk shoots past the media. This once-in-a-lifetime player not in the mood to talk.
Sulfura's lip is trembling. Aquaman dodges the cameras by pulling up his hood. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
113-106 (W)
Batman gets the starting nod! A superhero starting with their bare hands confidence!
Aquaman finishes with flair! Showmanship of a superhero presenting the game!
Ectoplasma picks their pocket! An undertaker’s man with quick hands knows how to handle thieves!
Aquaman with the touch pass! This solid pro barely had the basketball and found the man!
Batman uses a drive-and-kick game brilliantly! Strategy from competing the game!
Heading in. Batman's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Fun fact: Batman tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
Batman handles the pill like their bare hands. A bucket from downtown! The precision of a superhero!
You can cut the tension with a knife! A standing ovation as Aquaman steps up!
This solid pro Aquaman runs the basketball patiently! Searching for the perfect shot!
Ectoplasma carries the weight of their somber hearse and the Wilson with equal grace!
Sulfura exits to a standing ovation! The artificer with their powder charge earns it!
Batman and Ectoplasma pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
107-108 (L)
Batman checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
Sulfura scores at will! An off-balance shot off the pick and roll! This potential breakout star domination!
Sulfura gambles for the steal and pays the price! Sometimes predictable game!
Hulk shoots but overcooks it! Tendency to rush showing up again!
Batman cuts the deficit! Cutting through with their bare hands sharpness!
Off to the locker room. Aquaman has already drained two water bottles. Little scoop: Aquaman collects Pokemon cards. That Charizard is worth more than his first contract. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
Hulk gets stripped on a strategic timeout! Stripped of the ball like a scientist stripped of their lab notebook!
This living legend Hulk hangs the head after the miss! Deflated along the baseline!
A standing ovation for Hulk! The scientist who conquered the court with their lab notebook!
Sulfura misses the wide-open three! Their powder charge left behind on this one!
Aquaman packs up and heads out! Packing their bare hands, unpacking emotions!
Batman lets out a big exhale walking through the door. Hulk holds his in. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
107-115 (L)
Aquaman bounces the basketball pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
Hulk posts up the leather right into the defender's hands! Injury-prone body!
This hooper's hooper Aquaman commits the offensive foul! Turnover along the baseline!
Ectoplasma, this combo guard, lets the shooter get free at half court! Costly lapse!
Aquaman with the and-one buzzer-beater! Eyes in the back of the head through the whistle!
Back to the locker room. Sulfura punches his locker. Rumor has it Sulfura tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Batman pounds the scorer's table! Frustrated! The superhero in them is showing!
Batman pulls up the orange awkwardly! The touch just isn't there for this certified GOAT candidate!
Batman schemes with the coaching staff! Plotting the next move, true superhero!
This well-respected player Aquaman can barely jump! The springs are gone driving to the hoop!
Sulfura had the chances but couldn't convert. This surprise package left wanting.
Batman stares at the floor while Hulk mutters something inaudible under his breath. Your commentator survived one game, four coffees, and a sandwich of questionable date. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
102-104 (L)
Hulk comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the scientist means business!
Batman drops a layup from the high post! Range that would impress any superhero!
Aquaman, this combo guard, gets blown by on the perimeter! Sometimes predictable game in the legs!
Sulfura bricks it! Not the same accuracy as detonating the demolition site!
Sulfura catches fire in the extra period! Burning hotter than their powder charge!
Break. Ectoplasma's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Rumor has it Ectoplasma does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. The players come back running. Did someone set the locker room on fire?
Ectoplasma misses in the clutch! A finger roll off the mark in the final quarter!
Batman buries their face! Hidden from view, the superhero can't watch!
This is the Aquaman game! This dude putting the league on notice taking over in the final quarter!
Aquaman fails to box out! Lost the position, back to superhero school!
Batman, this once-in-a-lifetime player, takes the loss hard. Shaky emotions under pressure at the wrong moments.
Sulfura whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. Aquaman nods without conviction. Behind the scenes, I learned Aquaman was also an artificer in a past life. You can feel it in the game. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
102-106 (L)
Ectoplasma looks dialed in from the start! Pure God-given talent preparation showing!
Batman strings together a thunderous slam off the pick and roll. Freakish explosiveness on full display!
Aquaman gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the game on a rough day!
Hulk can't buy a shot! Wouldn't happen with the hidden truth, a scientist always hits!
Batman with the momentum-shifting and-one! This once-in-a-lifetime player turning the tide!
Break! Ectoplasma has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Anecdote: Ectoplasma lost a bet and had to wear the center's shoes during warm-ups. Size 16. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Ectoplasma misses both free throws! An undertaker’s man failing the departed soul inspection, twice!
Aquaman is visibly upset! Upset as a superhero when the game goes sideways!
Tears in the crowd as Ectoplasma, the humble undertaker’s man, delivers at the last second!
Hulk with the ill-advised pass in the first quarter! Intercepted!
Aquaman leaves the palace of hoops quietly! Quiet as a superhero after the game setback!
Batman pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. Hulk takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. Tonight I had a revelation: Hulk runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
83-118 (L)
Hulk lands the first two-handed slam! First blood! The scientist strikes first!
Sulfura takes off but it's well off! Occasional mental lapses under fatigue!
Aquaman, this do-it-all player, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted in transition!
Batman gets crossed over! This undisputed superstar left frozen from way beyond the arc!
Ectoplasma storms to the bench! Heated! This undertaker’s man doesn't handle losing well!
Halftime! Hulk is limping slightly heading off the court. Little scoop: Hulk logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
Sulfura rushes a pull-up jumper driving to the hoop! Heavy feet creeping in!
Ectoplasma bends over during the dead ball! This who-is-this-guy player gathering what's left!
Hulk trips up in the baseline! A scientist never trips at work... Right?
Ectoplasma, this who-is-this-guy player, barks at the teammate! Sometimes predictable game taking over!
Sulfura consoles teammates! The heart of an artificer in that moment!
Sulfura's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. Aquaman breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
tjiiiii54 finishes #12 (4W-11L). Better luck next season! MVP: Aquaman.
Season Journal
Alright, sit your ass down for two minutes because tonight we're not messing around, we're diving headfirst into a sold-out arena that smells like rubber and sweat, with 20,000 fans ready to lose their damn voices. We're about to relive the saga of a franchise that's seen it all: the glory years when they bulldozed the league, the dark ages when nothing went in, and the Draft-night strokes of genius that brought them back to the summit. This ain't just basketball, this is American legend carried by physical freaks who aren't here to play nice, they're here to carve their names into NBA history with psycho stat lines and rim-rattling dunks that shake the whole damn building. Ladies and gentlemen... Tjiiiii54!
There's one guy on this team who scares the living hell out of everyone. Opponents, coaches, referees, even his own teammates sometimes. That's Aquaman. The man is massive, shoulders like a linebacker, and a touch on the ball so soft it makes you want to cry. This damn player can drop 40 one night, grab 15 boards the next, and slap you with a triple-double night after just because he was bored. The kind of guy you want on your squad and pray you never have to face.
What kills you about this guy is that he makes basketball look easy. You watch him and you think "well yeah, it's simple." And then you realize the defender in front of him is 6'9", runs a 4.4 forty, and he just dropped a step-back in his face like he was dribbling against a traffic cone at practice. It's not ease, it's absolute mastery disguised as nonchalance. And damn, is it beautiful to watch.
The chef's surprise of the evening is Hulk. A scientist by profession. No, it's not a joke, it's an actual coaching staff decision. The GM nearly had a heart attack when he saw the signing, but the coach said: "Trust me, this guy can handle the hidden truth with surgical precision, imagine what he can do with a basketball." Spoiler: so far, not much. The man spent his first week confusing the free throw line with the sideline, and asked three times if tackling was allowed. But he's got a heart size of a watermelon, he runs around like an overexcited golden retriever, and damn it, the crowd absolutely loves him.
Let's talk budget, and by "budget" I mean the spare change you find between the couch cushions. These guys are so far under the salary floor that the league literally has to GIVE them money to meet the minimum. This is the squad that travels by Greyhound bus and washes their own jerseys. No stars, just hungry rookies on two-way deals and bitter vets signed for the minimum. It's the perfect setup for tanking your way to a top Draft pick, but for the fans, it's a damn desert crossing.
tjiiiii54 finishes #12 (4W-11L). Better luck next season! MVP: Aquaman.
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