☠️
47
Days survived
45
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
48
🗺️ Km traveled
12
👑 Decisions
7
🩺 Rescues
45
🍳 Meals cooked
5
🪤 Traps built
34
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
27 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. King Von and Cristiano Ronaldo were on the wrong side. Hulk spotted them from the roof of a bus. YNW Melly, Gordon Ramsay, and Barry Allen were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Kamala Harris, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
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Day 1: Cristiano Ronaldo tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
-5
1
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Barry Allen reconstructs zombie attack 'crime scene' with figurines. 'Zombie entered here, bit there, exited there.' Post-mortem profiling.
+1
1
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King Von is 26 years old, a good balance between experience and physical fitness.
+6
1
🎂
Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
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Hulk injects an experimental serum as a last resort. The notebook entries stop at 'Subject: myself. Result: in progress...'
1
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Hulk
has died
1
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📍 SoHo boutique. Kamala Harris finds designer clothes. "At least I'll die fashionable."
0
2
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
8
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Day 8: A snowstorm immobilizes everything. Zombies freeze in place. Gordon Ramsay takes advantage to organize a supply expedition.
+4
11
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YNW Melly turns zombie moans into samples for their next album
11
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YNW Melly
has died
13
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Day 13: An intact pharmaceutical lab is spotted. King Von must search it without waking the hibernating zombies.
+10
14
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Quirky: Cristiano Ronaldo organizes a soccer match with survivors using a zombie head as the ball. Red card for everyone.
+1
16
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Kamala Harris dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
16
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Kamala Harris
has died
17
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Day 17: The barricades are rotting from moisture. Barry Allen must supervise repairs.
+4
22
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King Von raps so hard that zombies freeze in admiration
+3
24
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Barry Allen dies from infection contracted during autopsy. The scalpel slipped. The virus did the rest. The examiner joins the autopsy table. On the other side.
24
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Barry Allen
has died
25
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Failure: Cristiano Ronaldo attempts a bicycle kick on a zombie. The form is magnificent. The zombie hasn't moved.
+1
29
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Day 29: Gordon Ramsay cooks a stew so bad that even the zombies change direction to avoid it.
-5
31
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Poetic Death: Cristiano Ronaldo runs faster than everyone else. Except this time, because they went back for the one who fell.
31
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Cristiano Ronaldo
has died
34
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Day 34: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. King Von must improvise.
+11
37
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King Von uses their microphone as a stylish blunt weapon
+3
39
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King Von distracts zombies by rapping their life story
39
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King Von
has died
40
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
41
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
45
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Day 45: Gordon Ramsay uses the last walkie-talkie battery to play Snake. Communication can wait.
-6
46
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Day 45: Gordon Ramsay recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
46
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Gordon Ramsay: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
47
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
47
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
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