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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | My Team | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Houston Blast-Off | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pre-season
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Okay, let's talk about the boss. Because on this team, there's one alpha, and everybody knows it. Beast Boy. The man is massive, a body built for basketball, and a basketball IQ that borders on indecent. When this man catches the rock, defenders back up instinctively, it's a survival reflex. And they're right, because this guy can punish you from everywhere: from three, in the post, in transition, from the free throw line with his eyes closed. He's a damn 6'8" Swiss Army knife and he cuts in every direction. What kills you about this guy is that he makes basketball look easy. You watch him and you think "well yeah, it's simple." And then you realize the defender in front of him is 6'9", runs a 4.4 forty, and he just dropped a step-back in his face like he was dribbling against a traffic cone at practice. It's not ease, it's absolute mastery disguised as nonchalance. And damn, is it beautiful to watch. And because this season couldn't possibly be normal, the coach went out and signed Mark Rober. The man. Is. An inventor. I'm going to let that marinate for two seconds. An inventor. On a professional basketball court. With guys who jump 3 feet off the ground. This dude jumps 6 inches, on a good day, with a running start and the wind at his back. But he's got their prototype sketch and apparently, the technical motion of an inventor and a pull-up jumper are "basically the same thing, give or take 90 degrees." That's what the coach said. The team doctor immediately requested a cognitive evaluation for the coach. Budget-wise, they're playing by the rules. Barely. It's clean, but it's tight. You've got one modest star, two or three decent role players, and after that... It's a black hole on the bench. They're trying to build smart without going broke, but every time a player asks for a raise, they start sweating. This is the definition of a "middle of the pack" squad.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
99-119 (L)
Larry Bird, this big fella, sets the tone immediately! Ridiculous creativity from the jump!
Cyborg forces up a finger roll over the defense! Occasional mental lapses! Bad decision!
This player making noise Cyborg loses concentration and the damn ball with it!
Beast Boy gambles for the steal and pays the price! Heavy feet!
Larry Bird with the highlight-reel floater! This bonafide star owning the moment!
Halftime whistle. Beast Boy high-fives his teammates on the way out. Fun fact: Beast Boy blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Mark Rober walks away muttering! Muttering about the status quo under their breath!
Beast Boy misfires on the floater! Too much float, the superhero touch abandoned them!
Mark Rober reads the defense like a book! Perfect play call from this inventor!
Cyborg is running on pure willpower! This player making noise refusing to quit!
Cyborg walks off in silence. This respected competitor gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Beast Boy stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. Cyborg comes back to get him. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
119-89 (W)
Beast Boy lands the first fadeaway jumper! First blood! The superhero strikes first!
Larry Bird shoots and scores! A half-court heave! This mountain of a man is a problem!
Beast Boy contests every shot! Relentless as a superhero with the game!
Beast Boy hits the trailer! Connecting plays with their bare hands accuracy!
This player on the come-up Cyborg uses the floater over this versatile guy coverage! Smart!
Halftime. Mark Rober glances at his phone for two seconds and puts it back. Fun fact: Mark Rober tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Cyborg shoots the ball with flair and hits a bank shot! Sensational!
The arena trembles! Larry Bird with the play and a roaring arena follows!
Beast Boy, this solid build, sets the perfect screen! Eyes in the back of the head for the team!
Mark Rober proves that revolutionizing the status quo builds character for the venue!
This All-Star caliber talent Larry Bird walks off to a standing ovation! An incredible energy! Incredible!
Larry Bird does a cartwheel at center court. Barack Obama tries one too and eats it. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
106-113 (L)
Game time! Barack Obama and this once-in-a-lifetime player ready to put on a show at the temple of basketball!
Larry Bird misfires driving to the hoop! This jersey-selling name searching for answers!
Cyborg passes to nobody! This league veteran with a head-scratching decision!
Larry Bird gets burned on the drive! Sometimes predictable game in lateral movement!
Beast Boy pulls off a devastating dunk out of nowhere! Was that basketball or superhero magic? Unbelievable!
Halftime! Mark Rober walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Rumor has it Mark Rober has been wearing the same lucky underwear for three seasons. The medical staff is concerned. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Cyborg, this smooth operator, sits down hard on the bench! Heavy feet written all over his face!
Beast Boy misses the open look! A superhero never misses the game... But misses the leather!
Mark Rober overloads one side! Loading up with inventor strategy!
Larry Bird, this colossus, is drenched in sweat! Emptying the tank!
Cyborg sits alone on the bench. This legit talent processing the defeat.
Beast Boy slams his fist on the bench. Cyborg places his palm flat, as if to calm the surface. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
127-91 (W)
Beast Boy bounces the Wilson pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
This next-level player Beast Boy capitalizes in the paint! A thunderous slam with eyes in the back of the head!
Beast Boy with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! Silky smooth technique on that one!
A pull-up jumper from Beast Boy! This legit talent is putting on a show tonight!
Mark Rober pressures the inbound! This up-and-coming baller with relentless eyes in the back of the head!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Larry Bird walks head down toward the tunnel. Confession: Larry Bird calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
Larry Bird with another double-clutch layup! You can't stop this man!
This big-name player Larry Bird breaks the record margin! Historic blowout!
Cyborg, this combo guard, tries the spin move and gets dizzy! This player on the come-up wobbling!
Beast Boy high-fives everyone on the bench! A hug with the coach! The energy is contagious!
Barack Obama punches the air at game's end! Victory! The community organizer did it!
Larry Bird mimes popping a champagne bottle. Barack Obama mimes chugging straight from it. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
95-100 (L)
And we're underway! Mark Rober touches the orange first! This established player looks eager!
Barack Obama misses the free throw! Rallying the neighborhood under pressure is easier!
Barack Obama turns it over at coming out of the locker room! A community organizer dropping their bullhorn at the worst time!
Beast Boy, this smooth operator, lets the shooter get free from the right corner! Costly lapse!
Barack Obama converts the and-one! Tough as rallying the neighborhood all day!
Off to the locker room. Beast Boy has already drained two water bottles. Juicy intel: Beast Boy turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.
Beast Boy slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a superhero hits the workbench!
Barack Obama goes to work the pill into nothing! Tendency to force bad shots on full display tonight!
Barack Obama communicates the switch! Clear as a community organizer's instructions!
Mark Rober cramps up! Muscles tight from their prototype sketch and the leather double duty!
Mark Rober takes the loss hard! Hard as the status quo on a bad inventor day!
Beast Boy bites the inside of his cheek. Cyborg pinches the bridge of his nose. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
110-103 (W)
This world-class player Larry Bird in the starting lineup! Let's see what this world-class player brings!
Larry Bird, this walking skyscraper, carves up the defense for a fadeaway jumper! Beautiful!
Barack Obama locks down their opponent! Tight as a community organizer gripping their bullhorn!
Larry Bird, this titan, finds the rolling big man! A bucket off the assist!
Mark Rober pushes the pace in transition! Unreal swagger showing in every play!
Back to the locker room. Larry Bird's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. I've been told Larry Bird once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
The technical flair of Beast Boy recalls their superhero days. A free throw! Sublime!
The arena is electric! This name that's buzzing Beast Boy thriving in palpable tension!
Beast Boy makes the extra pass! This seasoned vet hockey assist for a scoop layup!
Cyborg is the protagonist tonight! This player making noise authoring a masterpiece!
Beast Boy gets the post-game interview! 'It's like competing the game,' they say!
Mark Rober does a cartwheel at center court. Beast Boy tries one too and eats it. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
90-116 (L)
This max-contract guy Larry Bird opens the scoring! A two-handed slam! Early advantage!
Larry Bird dribbles but it's well off! Tendency to force bad shots under fatigue!
Beast Boy dribbles it off their foot! Their bare hands would never betray a superhero like that!
Larry Bird, this towering presence, fouls unnecessarily from way beyond the arc! Tendency to force bad shots!
This well-respected player Cyborg with a cold-blooded sky hook! No conscience!
The players head to the locker room. Beast Boy is sweating like a racehorse. I've been told Beast Boy always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Mark Rober buries their face! Hidden from view, the inventor can't watch!
Cyborg blows past the Wilson awkwardly! The touch just isn't there for this up-and-coming baller!
This multi-time All-Star Larry Bird runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!
Cyborg, this well-respected player, sucking wind after that sprint! This ball game of battle!
Beast Boy looks at the scoreboard one last time! Numbers don't lie for a superhero!
Barack Obama scratches the back of his neck nervously. Cyborg has the look of someone who has seen things. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
96-125 (L)
Beast Boy locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a superhero who means business!
Cyborg, this respected competitor, comes up empty! A euro-step off target at the top of the key!
Mark Rober throws it into the stands! What was that from this legit talent!
Cyborg gets posted up and scored on! This seasoned vet overpowered!
Barack Obama scores again! When you're a community organizer by trade, the orange is child's play!
Back to the locker room. Barack Obama's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. Did you know? Barack Obama launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.
Beast Boy tugs at their jersey! Frustrated, but the superhero will bounce back!
Mark Rober rattles it out! Shaking the hardwood with their prototype sketch intensity!
Barack Obama exploits the soft spot in the paint! Soft as the neighborhood under their bullhorn!
Barack Obama jogs instead of sprints! Conserving energy for rallying the neighborhood tomorrow!
Cyborg, this player making noise, takes the loss hard. Heavy feet at the wrong moments.
Beast Boy's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. Barack Obama breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
121-99 (W)
Mark Rober comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the inventor means business!
Cyborg with the tough off-balance shot through contact! This guy with a proven track record won't be denied!
Larry Bird with the suffocating defense! This reliable star is a wall out there!
Beast Boy sets up the easy score! Easy as a superhero setting up their bare hands!
Barack Obama uses a half-court set brilliantly! Strategy from rallying the neighborhood!
Coach calls everyone back. Beast Boy drags his feet toward the tunnel. Did you know Beast Boy knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Houston Blast-Off's colors. By accident, obviously. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
Barack Obama with an incredible and-one from the right corner! Standing ovation!
A Finals-like atmosphere, all because of an inventor named Mark Rober with the status quo!
Larry Bird finds the open teammate! This multi-time All-Star making everyone better!
Mark Rober is writing the story tonight! This well-respected player with a scoop layup from the left corner!
Barack Obama delivers in this must-win game! The community organizer shows up with their bullhorn!
Larry Bird drops to his knees and kisses the court. Barack Obama pretends to gag. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
95-117 (L)
The arena welcomes Barack Obama! The community organizer with the neighborhood has arrived!
This respected competitor Beast Boy misfires again! Heavy feet could cost the team!
Cyborg, this solid build, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted driving to the hoop!
Mark Rober gets blown by! Even an inventor couldn't stop that!
Mark Rober scores at will! A sky hook back to the basket! This league veteran domination!
Break. Larry Bird asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. Did you know Larry Bird once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
This reliable star Larry Bird fouls hard out of frustration! Injury-prone body showing!
Cyborg, this do-it-all player, can't finish facing the rim! That one stings!
Barack Obama, this solid build, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!
Barack Obama, this versatile guy, laboring up and down! Injury-prone body draining the energy!
Beast Boy, this well-respected player, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Beast Boy sits down on the hardwood, head on his knees. Cyborg puts a hand on his shoulder without saying a word. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
100-112 (L)
Tip-off! Beast Boy gets us started! Let's go!
Cyborg, this versatile guy, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Shaky emotions under pressure!
Mark Rober coughs it up! An inventor's grip doesn't work on the basketball!
This seasoned vet Beast Boy picks up the cheap foul! Tendency to force bad shots showing!
Barack Obama converts on the low block! A catch-and-shoot triple with trademark scary good handles!
Halftime whistle. Mark Rober spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Anecdote of the day: Mark Rober forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
Beast Boy slams the pill in frustration! Tendency to rush on full display!
Mark Rober can't buy a bucket! Another miss from downtown! Frustrating!
Larry Bird drives into the right spacing! That dawg mentality and elite court awareness!
This seasoned vet Cyborg has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
Mark Rober tips the cap to the winners! The inventor's grace with the status quo!
Larry Bird shakes Beast Boy's hand in silence. Not a word. Just a look that says it all. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
91-114 (L)
Barack Obama steps onto the den! From rallying the neighborhood to this, game time!
This big-name player Larry Bird with a rare miss driving to the hoop! Even the best stumble!
Intercepted! Mark Rober's pass snatched right out of the air! An inventor would never be that careless!
Barack Obama, this do-it-all player, can't keep up with the speed! Tendency to rush exposed!
Barack Obama penetrates with the precision of a community organizer at work. And it's a catch-and-shoot triple!
Both teams head in. Beast Boy has a red mark on his cheek from an elbow. Little scoop: Beast Boy logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Cyborg, this tweener, shows negative body language! Injury-prone body creeping in!
This hooper's hooper Cyborg short-arms an alley-oop at half court! Not enough lift!
Mark Rober, this name that's buzzing, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for an and-one!
Beast Boy can't get lift! Legs heavy as their bare hands after the contest!
Cyborg, this smooth operator, hangs the head. Tough loss despite ridiculous creativity effort.
Mark Rober's lip is trembling. Barack Obama dodges the cameras by pulling up his hood. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
91-110 (L)
Cyborg, this all-around player, takes the court! The wild stands is electric!
Larry Bird goes to work the leather into the front rim! That's frustrating for this world-class player!
Cyborg with the backcourt violation! This dude putting the league on notice under too much pressure!
Beast Boy bites on the fake! Fooled like a superhero by counterfeit the game!
Barack Obama, this versatile guy, elevates for a monster half-court heave!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, Larry Bird picks up the pace. Locker room intel: Larry Bird has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.
Mark Rober argues with the ref! The same passion they bring to revolutionizing the status quo!
Barack Obama launches and misses! The Wilson isn't the neighborhood, and it shows!
Barack Obama reads the defense perfectly! Pure God-given talent and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Mark Rober is gassed! More tired than after a full day of revolutionizing the status quo!
Beast Boy shakes hands through the pain! A superhero who respects their bare hands and the game!
Beast Boy collapses into the first available chair. Larry Bird stays standing, eyes glazed over. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
115-109 (W)
Barack Obama pulls up with energy from the opening whistle! This household name locked in!
Beast Boy converts a tough tear drop from the left corner! Skill level: elite!
Cyborg with the chase-down clutch steal! What athleticism!
Mark Rober sets the table! Arranged as neatly as their prototype sketch on the status quo!
This up-and-coming baller Cyborg recognizes the over-help and punishes it!
Both teams head in. Mark Rober has a red mark on his cheek from an elbow. Little scoop: Mark Rober tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
Cyborg buries a bank shot driving to the hoop! This league veteran is on fire tonight!
Barack Obama, this tweener, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
Cyborg brings energy off the bench! This up-and-coming baller infectious enthusiasm!
Barack Obama rises up with purpose! Iron discipline driving this team forward!
This big-name player Larry Bird secures the win with an off-the-charts basketball IQ! Another one in the bag!
Beast Boy grabs the PA announcer's mic and shouts Cyborg's name. The announcer chases him. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
99-101 (L)
Beast Boy begins their shift on the arena! A superhero starting the their bare hands shift!
Beast Boy crosses over and converts! A deep three under the basket! Money!
Mark Rober loses the screen battle! Tendency to force bad shots around the picks!
That one wasn't even close, Mark Rober! Stick to revolutionizing the status quo!
Barack Obama, this solid build, refuses to die! A step-back three keeps the dream alive!
Rest. Barack Obama buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Anecdote of the day: Barack Obama forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. Play resumes! The coach set a few things straight in the locker room.
Barack Obama gets stripped in the dying seconds! Stripped of the damn ball like a community organizer stripped of their bullhorn!
Cyborg, this combo guard, throws the hands up! Exasperated driving to the hoop!
This All-Star caliber talent Larry Bird channels the inner champion! A killer instinct at its peak!
Barack Obama dribbles and bricks it! Heavy feet in crunch time!
This top-tier talent Larry Bird stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this top-tier talent wanted.
Beast Boy's gaze is cold, distant. Cyborg's gaze is hot, angry. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
My Team ends the season #10 with a 5W-10L record. Season MVP: Beast Boy.
Season Journal
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby!
Okay, let's talk about the boss. Because on this team, there's one alpha, and everybody knows it. Beast Boy. The man is massive, a body built for basketball, and a basketball IQ that borders on indecent. When this man catches the rock, defenders back up instinctively, it's a survival reflex. And they're right, because this guy can punish you from everywhere: from three, in the post, in transition, from the free throw line with his eyes closed. He's a damn 6'8" Swiss Army knife and he cuts in every direction.
What kills you about this guy is that he makes basketball look easy. You watch him and you think "well yeah, it's simple." And then you realize the defender in front of him is 6'9", runs a 4.4 forty, and he just dropped a step-back in his face like he was dribbling against a traffic cone at practice. It's not ease, it's absolute mastery disguised as nonchalance. And damn, is it beautiful to watch.
And because this season couldn't possibly be normal, the coach went out and signed Mark Rober. The man. Is. An inventor. I'm going to let that marinate for two seconds. An inventor. On a professional basketball court. With guys who jump 3 feet off the ground. This dude jumps 6 inches, on a good day, with a running start and the wind at his back. But he's got their prototype sketch and apparently, the technical motion of an inventor and a pull-up jumper are "basically the same thing, give or take 90 degrees." That's what the coach said. The team doctor immediately requested a cognitive evaluation for the coach.
Budget-wise, they're playing by the rules. Barely. It's clean, but it's tight. You've got one modest star, two or three decent role players, and after that... It's a black hole on the bench. They're trying to build smart without going broke, but every time a player asks for a raise, they start sweating. This is the definition of a "middle of the pack" squad.
My Team ends the season #10 with a 5W-10L record. Season MVP: Beast Boy.
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